tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-235840202024-03-23T14:27:38.079-04:00The Irreverent ReverendThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.comBlogger204125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-2840084602726810382009-03-01T16:29:00.003-05:002009-03-01T16:48:10.352-05:00GeorgeGeorge Ivan Morrison (generally known as Van Morrison) (born August 31, 1945) is a Grammy Award-winning Irish singer, songwriter, author, poet and multi-instrumentalist, who has been a professional musician during the last five decades. He plays a variety of instruments, including the guitar, harmonica, keyboards, drums, and saxophone. Featuring his characteristic growl - a unique mix of throaty folk, blues, Irish, scat, and Celtic influences - Morrison is widely considered one of the most unusual and influential vocalists in the history of rock and roll.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Van Morrison</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;">Brown Eyed Girl lyrics</span><br /><br />Hey, where did we go<br />Days when the rains came?<br />Down in the hollow<br />Playing a new game,<br />Laughing and a-running, hey, hey,<br />Skipping and a-jumping<br />In the misty morning fog with<br />Our, our hearts a-thumping<br />And you, my brown-eyed girl,<br /><br />You, my brown-eyed girl.<br />Whatever happened<br />To tuesday and so slow<br />Going down to the old mine with a<br />Transistor radio.<br />Standing in the sunlight laughing<br />Hidin' behind a rainbowed wall,<br />Slipping and a-sliding<br />All along the waterfall<br />With you, my brown-eyed girl,<br />You, my brown-eyed girl.<br /><br />Do you remember when we used to sing<br />Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah<br />Just like that<br />Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah<br />La dee dah.<br /><br />So hard to find my way<br />Now that I'm all on my own.<br />I saw you just the other day,<br />My, how you have grown!<br />Cast my memory back there, Lord,<br />Sometime I'm overcome thinking about<br />Making love in the green grass<br />Behind the stadium<br />With you, my brown-eyed girl,<br />You, my brown-eyed girl.<br /><br />Do you remember when we used to sing<br />Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah<br />Laying in the green grass<br />Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah<br />Dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee<br />Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la<br />Dee dah la dee dah la dee dah la<br />D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...<br /><br /><div style='padding:3px; border:1px solid #FF6600; width:310px; text-align:center'><object width='310' height='259'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/VFXcHD0z3ZY&rel=1'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/VFXcHD0z3ZY&rel=1' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='310' height='259'></embed></object><br> From <b><font color='#FF6100'>LYRICS</font><font color='dodgerblue'>MODE</font>.COM</b> lyrics archive</div><a href='http://www.lyricsmode.com' target='_blank'>Lyrics</a> | <a href='http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/v/van_morrison/' target='_blank'>Van Morrison lyrics</a> - <a href='http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/v/van_morrison/brown_eyed_girl.html' target='_blank'>Brown Eyed Girl lyrics</a>The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-4724371038162334732009-01-18T23:44:00.004-05:002009-01-19T22:12:20.145-05:00What A Doll<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjid0pLVayymlgUzwXYs7YOT4Z8NsJ8YrEPMiEEZjhwr3Wh5feVo2qFhnfC5TrRMaf0BTx6MLpN6sdcLZCCEeCZvonXx_cJ-dqrWjg0KnOVVwTSTsoxNuElBl647J6zyR_jJNtzPw/s1600-h/CowboyDolls.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjid0pLVayymlgUzwXYs7YOT4Z8NsJ8YrEPMiEEZjhwr3Wh5feVo2qFhnfC5TrRMaf0BTx6MLpN6sdcLZCCEeCZvonXx_cJ-dqrWjg0KnOVVwTSTsoxNuElBl647J6zyR_jJNtzPw/s720/CowboyDolls.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5292861396104203682" border="0" /></a>The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-64068586689513086492009-01-01T12:37:00.003-05:002009-01-01T12:40:38.624-05:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" >HAPPY NEW YEAR!</span><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;">May your 2009 be filled with adventure and cash!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-size:85%;">Don't forget to tithe at the Church Of The Hard Fucks.</span></div>The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-56618333332003194282008-12-23T20:20:00.004-05:002008-12-23T20:27:52.625-05:00Merry Christmas<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQLvfdGRJWa6tsVQnquMr1EXeQA_KlLzSDt6R0tiPDmxdCKhtMxBWdO27iH-aNTdPgSAWsuuxkTXe2gQNETEg9xKAvo1XEgNXnsnfws1nQULjSWTh6eF1MBQaJK6TJCxESixm5bQ/s1600-h/ChristmasRev02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width:" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQLvfdGRJWa6tsVQnquMr1EXeQA_KlLzSDt6R0tiPDmxdCKhtMxBWdO27iH-aNTdPgSAWsuuxkTXe2gQNETEg9xKAvo1XEgNXnsnfws1nQULjSWTh6eF1MBQaJK6TJCxESixm5bQ/s400/ChristmasRev02.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5283161281315484850" /></a>The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-24984329962625144992008-11-26T17:06:00.003-05:002008-11-26T17:11:00.137-05:00Happy Thanksgiving<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqKwYJOeFps9Fer1IObyMc_aKZZ6OvL2VJ6zeA1HIWdshAUTmczbOp6IRdTHJAd38GyAqD7rqQkowRDw6QDimlBJhEpCu43Z7ANF0PTAElUDSvxcCPAkD_Q3XP0KABsDHeEmCk3A/s1600-h/ThanksgivingGreeting.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width:" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqKwYJOeFps9Fer1IObyMc_aKZZ6OvL2VJ6zeA1HIWdshAUTmczbOp6IRdTHJAd38GyAqD7rqQkowRDw6QDimlBJhEpCu43Z7ANF0PTAElUDSvxcCPAkD_Q3XP0KABsDHeEmCk3A/s400/ThanksgivingGreeting.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273091526907017554" /></a><br /><br /><br />Have an awesome holiday, flock!The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-84372130330281893802008-11-19T23:05:00.006-05:002008-11-19T23:11:06.715-05:00Campaign Billboard Sighting<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv00gfe1183K4FbTVRLjyb7UpfNFbue5vVXq7afaEOwCWR-wnD33OG6KSc42rRfuDoyjgL3VJNhX0QpveyzqW8JIvTIv3zt5s0h3MFGuVdCg3lNDXXZbVQxPBh58HiSU9E6EfcGw/s1600-h/McCainBillboard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width:" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv00gfe1183K4FbTVRLjyb7UpfNFbue5vVXq7afaEOwCWR-wnD33OG6KSc42rRfuDoyjgL3VJNhX0QpveyzqW8JIvTIv3zt5s0h3MFGuVdCg3lNDXXZbVQxPBh58HiSU9E6EfcGw/s400/McCainBillboard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270586264594047490" /></a><br /><br />Yes, children, just as you imagined, the Good Rev is FAIR AND BALANCED, just like that cable news station that we all know and love. When I spotted this anti McCain billboard I immediately voted it best billboard of the election season.<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by today, flock. I appreciate you.<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-41266597890293464922008-11-04T20:03:00.005-05:002008-11-04T20:07:12.923-05:00Election Day Sign Sighting<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDByvkkQAKFr4k5UwIq-Z-6vEPLh-nnycP6GO7xe6ISCuKy-DxaFztN7ypgYOzz5PKxAExd-lJkleU670VsyNZCLuIar4-9_UI_bdi7vQB8-Cw88BjO3G1AVEGhxQGA5neF2qMQ/s1600-h/Yardsign.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width:" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDByvkkQAKFr4k5UwIq-Z-6vEPLh-nnycP6GO7xe6ISCuKy-DxaFztN7ypgYOzz5PKxAExd-lJkleU670VsyNZCLuIar4-9_UI_bdi7vQB8-Cw88BjO3G1AVEGhxQGA5neF2qMQ/s400/Yardsign.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5264972989650688738" /></a><br /><br />I spotted this sign at a busy intersection this morning and immediately voted it best 'yardsign' ever for this election season.<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-84869586395027738952008-10-31T07:56:00.002-04:002008-10-31T08:17:47.733-04:00Happy HalloweenGood morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!<br /><br />Make sure you get out to vote on Tuesday, flock. No matter who you are for, I encourage participation in the political process.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMTndTI4xQwSuIiy2PD4237my-6yTr6Oc-S2CzZ0rriqW2S_ZpFvAhwUKki1LqVN2Ii8CgDnCFzXgdrycy-0xsUBCDEt1Gvkq9gkJepbUN-2Tvdy1JAeIRwWJ5juc7e-yTA3LvWw/s1600-h/HalloweenVoteMcCain.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMTndTI4xQwSuIiy2PD4237my-6yTr6Oc-S2CzZ0rriqW2S_ZpFvAhwUKki1LqVN2Ii8CgDnCFzXgdrycy-0xsUBCDEt1Gvkq9gkJepbUN-2Tvdy1JAeIRwWJ5juc7e-yTA3LvWw/s400/HalloweenVoteMcCain.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5263290426695860258" /></a><br /><br />Thank you for your attendance today, children, I appreciate it!<br /><br />Do not overdose on sugar.<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-11796860684299553422008-10-24T13:30:00.004-04:002008-10-24T14:15:41.888-04:00Pretty KittyGood morning, Motherfuckers!! Thank you for stopping by the Church Of The Hard Fucks today.<br /><br />Flock, upon learning that the beautiful and intelligent KJ of KJ's World was planning on partying this evening dressed as a 'pretty kitty' I, the Good Rev, searched the world for images of pretty kitties. Of course, I had Hello Kitty in my mind, lol, and soon realized KJ was not going as that Pretty Kitty.<br /><br />So, children, this is just a fraction of the interesing 'pretty kitty' images I found:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLqkP1WgpITeHADOWIIHTzBGpmTDBOHMrSL1NUXHt8AEwfsT82Nn5j3udXx6d1j_RV0tJxEaih56sQHjOZQXSHImQUbi-FERDr5iAtusT3bOSv9-EUrhPHIQ2VUW4WsAea96sCMQ/s1600-h/prettykitty05.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 311px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLqkP1WgpITeHADOWIIHTzBGpmTDBOHMrSL1NUXHt8AEwfsT82Nn5j3udXx6d1j_RV0tJxEaih56sQHjOZQXSHImQUbi-FERDr5iAtusT3bOSv9-EUrhPHIQ2VUW4WsAea96sCMQ/s400/prettykitty05.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260775127926535586" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwOmgYNOBXMUhfvL5BktX_DxFhj271Zk4TFt34PJUJivO72yQmm80yLSbvHTVi5xu9ybheVffCvbBKOAscDGukVjj8IT2osY07Qf_uJT-JFvBHiXq0MOgGGLNkF4mAz63NKxbhhA/s1600-h/prettykitty04.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 390px; height: 243px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiwOmgYNOBXMUhfvL5BktX_DxFhj271Zk4TFt34PJUJivO72yQmm80yLSbvHTVi5xu9ybheVffCvbBKOAscDGukVjj8IT2osY07Qf_uJT-JFvBHiXq0MOgGGLNkF4mAz63NKxbhhA/s400/prettykitty04.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260775126791253250" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkOfcApD9WpCMMT3ZdB6IIozNPavFOL38dRuaSinL_hgQKZvb-Ex19q10fUJBynWIrLJNWySGA7pangVDXPDCaNxdaNLZyb3CJ9i-4MkZdKyky8hKlmP3yEDAgWciNV7O8lOcVdg/s1600-h/prettykitty03.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 97px; height: 137px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkOfcApD9WpCMMT3ZdB6IIozNPavFOL38dRuaSinL_hgQKZvb-Ex19q10fUJBynWIrLJNWySGA7pangVDXPDCaNxdaNLZyb3CJ9i-4MkZdKyky8hKlmP3yEDAgWciNV7O8lOcVdg/s400/prettykitty03.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260775126738407570" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNjaSmnaw5lshRdT1pcVCPnavkghVNWvRQnqEBgRXZNalqkPksBMA3b1s-yUn1g5Kbno0IuLzHWGn5wJ2lcvHPwjaWzQOlOINtD51aGHOYPxVDgxHg1G_UyvUgaD-XlWxj4qLUpQ/s1600-h/prettykitty02.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 94px; height: 136px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNjaSmnaw5lshRdT1pcVCPnavkghVNWvRQnqEBgRXZNalqkPksBMA3b1s-yUn1g5Kbno0IuLzHWGn5wJ2lcvHPwjaWzQOlOINtD51aGHOYPxVDgxHg1G_UyvUgaD-XlWxj4qLUpQ/s400/prettykitty02.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260775125859780658" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi18HLwfe0gK5xbvi6kfCAIA_hCt9MbBXocil4wRVCh7E5zZsyMTl8n8WXGbMLFWOmSDzcqfBCyUF8dosAzp3BsDdVV0ZhvymHHGAwK8dN0ityIoyPjmFp85l4DFyhmD2kgkdXIsg/s1600-h/prettykitty01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi18HLwfe0gK5xbvi6kfCAIA_hCt9MbBXocil4wRVCh7E5zZsyMTl8n8WXGbMLFWOmSDzcqfBCyUF8dosAzp3BsDdVV0ZhvymHHGAwK8dN0ityIoyPjmFp85l4DFyhmD2kgkdXIsg/s400/prettykitty01.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5260775113812798338" /></a><br /><br />Have fun, KJ, and all you other party animals!!<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-18608333858247946592008-10-09T05:00:00.000-04:002008-10-09T05:00:00.730-04:00Delicious RecipeGood morning, Sweet Congregation! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />I know, I know, that's totally out of character for the dirty old Rev, I mean, The Good Rev. Just trying something new here, flock.<br /><br />Children, I searched the world and found a wonderful recipe I'm sure you will all love. Actually, I found it right on my desk. World search isn't what it's cracked up to be.<br /><br />Enjoy!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh01f30iqKB8rlkgI_WHnpbwMFOY5ZLjpvQo4qquslYz7KLp2UBpPcrUyyXyoXK3Fkbw6NtwSJAaCPX9wmk8zyRTGU2hVwchr-rbusGKtClIrDiJWkMKDCPeYzkOKUXWnPpbqhfuA/s1600-h/SquirrelRecipe.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh01f30iqKB8rlkgI_WHnpbwMFOY5ZLjpvQo4qquslYz7KLp2UBpPcrUyyXyoXK3Fkbw6NtwSJAaCPX9wmk8zyRTGU2hVwchr-rbusGKtClIrDiJWkMKDCPeYzkOKUXWnPpbqhfuA/s400/SquirrelRecipe.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254945626451241890" /></a><br /><br />Don't hesitate to invite me for dinner!<br /><br />Thanks for worshiping here today, flock. I appreciate you!<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-9143892171062885132008-10-07T08:58:00.005-04:002008-10-07T09:08:55.701-04:00Squirrels for KJGood morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Ah, children, today is a special day here at the church! Having learned of KJ's great fear of squirrels, and having been informed that this is Squirrel Appreciation Week (I haven't confirmed that, but wtf) I, The Good Rev, have decided to post these photos I took back in June of this year when I was out and about with the wildlife.<br /><br />Just for you Kristen ... btw, I didn't like getting too close to these suckers! I raised a baby squirrel once, so I know they have vicious teeth and claws. <br /><br /><br><br /></br><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha3OgLn8OTph1eWZotlFQKLi4cmE1JeOc7vhGCHMe3ukJrgwwYJqkrscrIpSnPKZWjHX1MeIDaiCsn2Xqs0HQSGgw4T8QA72XghyGcs8XThU4dOo2w304cdSYfIsX4thF32J1pig/s1600-h/0806010022.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEha3OgLn8OTph1eWZotlFQKLi4cmE1JeOc7vhGCHMe3ukJrgwwYJqkrscrIpSnPKZWjHX1MeIDaiCsn2Xqs0HQSGgw4T8QA72XghyGcs8XThU4dOo2w304cdSYfIsX4thF32J1pig/s400/0806010022.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254396437239312594" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi05b7CqIksgX8ChsYGJ2Mf0Q7XDsh_-b_vkVIskq38g3I_jtAkP1Y35GtVpByaOWsf_6J49ob_3hynPz5Y0ktI7BJ5yvvRpdBHltSe3xy7sHQoVNgqodN-ldJeekLMH9CT8zbyTw/s1600-h/0806010023.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi05b7CqIksgX8ChsYGJ2Mf0Q7XDsh_-b_vkVIskq38g3I_jtAkP1Y35GtVpByaOWsf_6J49ob_3hynPz5Y0ktI7BJ5yvvRpdBHltSe3xy7sHQoVNgqodN-ldJeekLMH9CT8zbyTw/s400/0806010023.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254395934157378034" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIHyZZir2Qnbdl8r9pMtG7b4QE01Q0DXbrncYKaZv7X3lulhgLX9EAtO92e3WdvrAo27RtB_U4mNCVcb0fRsLOnRQNbb_WvAeD_mL5-OsMob5FSS2s9kZHePc0gMca8yhg-G_new/s1600-h/0806010024.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIHyZZir2Qnbdl8r9pMtG7b4QE01Q0DXbrncYKaZv7X3lulhgLX9EAtO92e3WdvrAo27RtB_U4mNCVcb0fRsLOnRQNbb_WvAeD_mL5-OsMob5FSS2s9kZHePc0gMca8yhg-G_new/s400/0806010024.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254395934213677298" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvE6_G1BSP9yxpWPeVKbxsD7X3sl9syQNnAf98XTgg4g08r0negquuaJW28vCR5Do7M1mLP4Tys6eclX7xFiGYd1Z-M9bAh4JeQV3l1N81fg3MRm-WL-7SBKqtaeFiEasmpVZnXA/s1600-h/0806010025.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvE6_G1BSP9yxpWPeVKbxsD7X3sl9syQNnAf98XTgg4g08r0negquuaJW28vCR5Do7M1mLP4Tys6eclX7xFiGYd1Z-M9bAh4JeQV3l1N81fg3MRm-WL-7SBKqtaeFiEasmpVZnXA/s400/0806010025.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254395940091827602" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXU-_GrazmqloPIIlak4xaK8aQLNjZcwg_ScErvbn1_VT3FMKq1Wg-SBc3EWdVulXb3B78dkALzK3brW7cWbrswAmLthnVMkFg0jRd4tIiWOrqITt4Hc-u0PQFlm0R3Na9MGdm8A/s1600-h/0806010026.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXU-_GrazmqloPIIlak4xaK8aQLNjZcwg_ScErvbn1_VT3FMKq1Wg-SBc3EWdVulXb3B78dkALzK3brW7cWbrswAmLthnVMkFg0jRd4tIiWOrqITt4Hc-u0PQFlm0R3Na9MGdm8A/s400/0806010026.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5254395938919271682" /></a><br /><br />Thank you for stopping by today, Flock. I appreciate you.<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-71064186857689789282008-10-06T06:00:00.000-04:002008-10-06T06:00:00.193-04:00A Beautiful SketchGood morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Yes, children, I continue to search the world for beautiful artwork so I may broaden your horizons in some small way. That is, of course, if you are an appreciator of fine art. Ah, but, who isn't?<br /><br />I remember taking Art Appreciation in school when I was a kid. How sad that my wonderful teachers never exposed my eyes to the kind of art you will find on this blog, or should I say, at this Church!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsiKAXR0yIbs_wUZ7pAS6zhgknsbBwM2bQFkUvENzGRx5JNKaulbm_W8j6SSySZ7lfP06mEOfcRaPuCYNnieCZrj7Sqk2NO_syKiMw1MrwzJFZHZjdUVHh8_OQgYq8RAyUB0yx1Q/s1600-h/EroticArt01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsiKAXR0yIbs_wUZ7pAS6zhgknsbBwM2bQFkUvENzGRx5JNKaulbm_W8j6SSySZ7lfP06mEOfcRaPuCYNnieCZrj7Sqk2NO_syKiMw1MrwzJFZHZjdUVHh8_OQgYq8RAyUB0yx1Q/s400/EroticArt01.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5253854674754628498" /></a><br /><br />Thank you for stopping by today, flock. I appreciate it ... after all, I did take Flock Appreciation 101 when I attended Seminary. LOL<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-34582883783505034012008-10-01T06:00:00.000-04:002008-10-01T06:00:01.247-04:00I Love TennisGood morning, Motherfuckers!! Welcome to another glorious day at the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Yes, flock, as the title says, I love tennis. You know, most female tennis players have well developed bodies - strong, sleek, well proportioned. I say most because I have been shocked by some of the bodies I've seen, but in general, most are hot! I searched the world to find a photo that would help illustrate my point, and this is what I found:<br /><br><br /></br><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMSBYH8-2Wv-uhQMg79bS5NvuClmflIlsAAUtROk6N_N0Lcj8e-Z62xJxHDMvTF4oQzvLJjKO35vmtIVKMKQomMQCefQWf6IkdoBjBen_Nb39ULdp5liZpKl8zWvaWH296hy91Vw/s1600-h/RevTennis01.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMSBYH8-2Wv-uhQMg79bS5NvuClmflIlsAAUtROk6N_N0Lcj8e-Z62xJxHDMvTF4oQzvLJjKO35vmtIVKMKQomMQCefQWf6IkdoBjBen_Nb39ULdp5liZpKl8zWvaWH296hy91Vw/s400/RevTennis01.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252016168239227042" /></a><br /><br />A good stretch is always in order.<br /><br />Are any of you tennis players?<br /><br />Thanks for stopping by today, Children ... church just wouldn't be the same without you!<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-31778260353302058492008-09-29T06:00:00.000-04:002008-09-29T06:00:00.608-04:00Fighting For What's RightGood morning, Motherfuckers!!! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Yes, flock, I am in great demand as a preacher. My sermons are always relevant, concise, to-the-point commentaries on the social and cultural challenges of the day. You know that. Some in the Congregation get a little carried away at times, though ... case in point:<br /><br><br /></br><br /><br><br /></br><br /><br><br /></br><br /><br><br /></br><br /><br><br /></br><br /><br><br /></br><br /><br><br /></br><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3Ajhk-3o5QVb4-7aggmUMz0npeBXvnxHNwfkrHWUR_hFEqrh3M7EK5k3Dk0On5PnINGranCBrWlvuGPhAkNnxjEravV5jTsbmfqt0OTa4BhyphenhyphenSRAnNfH7fO_zHewCjLpUBlQqqDQ/s1600-h/FightingBabes.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3Ajhk-3o5QVb4-7aggmUMz0npeBXvnxHNwfkrHWUR_hFEqrh3M7EK5k3Dk0On5PnINGranCBrWlvuGPhAkNnxjEravV5jTsbmfqt0OTa4BhyphenhyphenSRAnNfH7fO_zHewCjLpUBlQqqDQ/s400/FightingBabes.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5251272101408443042" /></a><br /><br />Thank you for your attendance today, children!<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-11724976867596336852008-09-26T12:14:00.002-04:002008-09-26T12:18:52.075-04:00Songs With "Whiskey" In The Lyrics<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Fuck You, I'm Drunk</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">by Flogging Molly<br /><br /></span><br />I bang on the door but you won't let me in,<br />'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.<br />Locked all the doors from the front to the back,<br />And left me a note telling me I should pack.<br />I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,<br />They order me up a <span style="font-weight: bold;">whiskey</span> and beer.<br />You ask me why I'm writing this poem,<br />Some call it a tavern but I call it home.<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!<br />You've given me an option, you say I must choose,<br />'tween you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze!<br />Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,<br />Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />Fuck you, I'm drunk<br />And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-85294757376926686922008-09-25T06:00:00.000-04:002008-09-25T06:00:00.634-04:00The Naked NunGood morning, Motherfuckers!!! Welcome to Day 3 of the triumphant return of The Good Rev!! LOL<br /><br />Well, flock, I don't know how triumphant it is, but it is fun.<br /><br />Now, children, I was hanging around by myself in the Rectory last night pondering the question, "What would a naked nun look like?" ... yes, suckers, I'm a deep thinker, especially on issues confronting the church as we know it. Don't laugh.<br /><br />Okay, okay, let's get to the point. The point is, how would you know it was a naked nun, unless of course you saw her habit next to her naked body? Right.<br /><br />This is not a naked nun pictured here in the grasp of law enforcement, it is simply a woman protesting something to do with AIDS. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKAFSlIYqJlMhLVFcBZAj2Vt2Bz-AmLKTZnkpQqWK4jzjDSeYeZ3x7pymdhhdPYVlWxC3p-WLH02jiHrJvV6LJQqZV8DY1oDHMqTrv3M4auuyDUhgauZbEzt4bOBrwhfWkkht0Uw/s1600-h/NunNakedNot.jpg"><img style="float:center; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKAFSlIYqJlMhLVFcBZAj2Vt2Bz-AmLKTZnkpQqWK4jzjDSeYeZ3x7pymdhhdPYVlWxC3p-WLH02jiHrJvV6LJQqZV8DY1oDHMqTrv3M4auuyDUhgauZbEzt4bOBrwhfWkkht0Uw/s400/NunNakedNot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249800502345286578" /></a><br /><br />These are not naked nuns either, they are just five nuns sitting on unique barstools imbibing. (I like the one in the middle.)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy4FVwRv4ibjUNgc-TxUHOm7mnWRaqyEz6VgpWSc6q_jgzztWW4CtLcLmMXx4JRt2zYxuTg4FVdt-LufSoK2ypWNI8V3135Cfo3kBGf3TkMoQpsfL90z1vOzjHr4sKl8G5H8GS0Q/s1600-h/NunsBarStool.jpg"><img style="float:center; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy4FVwRv4ibjUNgc-TxUHOm7mnWRaqyEz6VgpWSc6q_jgzztWW4CtLcLmMXx4JRt2zYxuTg4FVdt-LufSoK2ypWNI8V3135Cfo3kBGf3TkMoQpsfL90z1vOzjHr4sKl8G5H8GS0Q/s400/NunsBarStool.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249800507070059218" /></a><br /><br />And this is not a naked nun either, it is simply a sexy chick dressed like a nun looking like she would be happy to be a naked nun at any given moment.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizg02PDvWYxk1moUnC6OsOn4c-nhuqjcG9zJOJ1r__UirMjHd4Q7Dv_Qf0dkHlbKfO1FOKDEWiYD98UunvqIdytOeK9WKYhuoVIqZLuX8VLhYj1fWn_rFxtg-SoFAj7zdPOjgwzg/s1600-h/NunSexy.jpg"><img style="float:center; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizg02PDvWYxk1moUnC6OsOn4c-nhuqjcG9zJOJ1r__UirMjHd4Q7Dv_Qf0dkHlbKfO1FOKDEWiYD98UunvqIdytOeK9WKYhuoVIqZLuX8VLhYj1fWn_rFxtg-SoFAj7zdPOjgwzg/s400/NunSexy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249800509940445266" /></a><br /><br />Yes, children, another wonderful sermon preached by The Good Rev has concluded. I know that makes you sad, but there is always tomorrow. If you find a picture of a naked nun, please send it to: notreverent @ yahoo {dot} com.<br /><br />Thank you for your attendance today, suckers.<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-56929022878863548822008-09-24T06:00:00.001-04:002008-09-24T06:00:01.287-04:00This Chair Was Made For ...Good morning Motherfuckers!!! The Good Rev's second day back!! We are making progress here.<br /><br />Flock, I've decided that I missed my calling. I should have been an artist; an artist that produces fine erotic art like the piece below. Sure, preaching is a wonderful calling, and one I execute with precision, but look at what this guy created!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFpIBlD5c_IV-JEj3H5Tbu_ei5WTJdKe1KsEChhjPlWrp2VAYpqFJixm4n-8_nwO6C1rIKL6fj6EYGC94pUWKikgCfN2fqu25vaYsFboV_JxCw0kPC68X096a14ts2QtV2R5GRZw/s1600-h/SoroyamaArt.jpg"><img style="float:center; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFpIBlD5c_IV-JEj3H5Tbu_ei5WTJdKe1KsEChhjPlWrp2VAYpqFJixm4n-8_nwO6C1rIKL6fj6EYGC94pUWKikgCfN2fqu25vaYsFboV_JxCw0kPC68X096a14ts2QtV2R5GRZw/s400/SoroyamaArt.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249401821412688242" /></a><br /><br />Mmmm, come to think of it, I could do this with my digital.<br /><br />Ahh, yes, suckers. I'm having fun. I hope you are too.<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-3015343044885840372008-09-23T06:00:00.000-04:002008-09-22T23:14:14.995-04:00WTF?Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Yes, children, it's true, The Good Rev has returned for some crazy reason. Only time will tell what it could possibly be, lol.<br /><br />BTW, I've been away, attending the College Of Hard Knocks in preparation for continuing to shepherd the Church Of The Hard Fucks!! It was a tough course!<br /><br />So, flock, in honor of my own return, I have searched the world and found this beautiful erotic fine art just for you ...<br /><br><br /></br><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGNaM7n2UHrkgLY_SuyXoSeq3kiV4jIzJud1XFCQgl502-65UIv10BXOcXjNzcrYMbfe-bha8MZk9ktOW9ZcLClxgnTxjW1_R98QUIq8819nNloVfpf1_kF3ia0QRLMTfauAscSw/s1600-h/eros1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGNaM7n2UHrkgLY_SuyXoSeq3kiV4jIzJud1XFCQgl502-65UIv10BXOcXjNzcrYMbfe-bha8MZk9ktOW9ZcLClxgnTxjW1_R98QUIq8819nNloVfpf1_kF3ia0QRLMTfauAscSw/s400/eros1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249046339559602226" /></a><br /><br><br /></br><br />Kind of reminds me of something I saw on JENN's Blog tonight! LOL<br /><br />Welcome back, suckers!!<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-16576191199441280852008-09-19T23:25:00.001-04:002008-09-19T23:27:13.379-04:00Song With "Bad" In It<h3 align="center"><span style="font-size:+3;"> NASTY LITTLE EPISODE</span></h3> <blockquote> <blockquote> <h4><span style="font-size:+2;"><br /> Bad Weather<br /> Bad Food<br /> Bad Judgement<br /> Bad Mood<br /> <br /> Bad Habits<br /> Bad Image<br /> Bad Connection<br /> Bad News<br /> <br /> Bad Idea<br /> Bad Combination<br /> Bad Timing<br /> Bad Tube<br /> <br /> Bad Impression<br /> Bad Intentions<br /> Bad Day<br /> Bad Move<br /> <br /> CHORUS<br /> I'm gonna start living right tomorrow<br /> Wake up and meditate, begin to radiate<br /> Tomorrow<br /> <br /> Bad Situation<br /> Bad Reception<br /> Bad Choices<br /> Bad Start<br /> <br /> Bad Language<br /> Bad Numbers<br /> Bad Excuses<br /> Bad Heart<br /> <br /> Bad Behavior<br /> Bad Vision<br /> Bad Position<br /> Bad Wheel<br /> <br /> Bad Selection<br /> Bad Dream<br /> Bad Advice<br /> Bad Deal<br /> <br /> CHORUS<br /> Start living right tomorrow<br /> Conscious and elegant<br /> Spiritually evident<br /> Tomorrow<br /> <br /> Bad Movie<br /> Bad Time<br /> Bad Stuff<br /> Bad Sign<br /> <br /> Bad Suspision<br /> Bad Fight<br /> Bad Dog<br /> Bad Bite<br /> <br /> Bad Loser<br /> Bad Breaks<br /> Bad Temper<br /> Bad Shape<br /> <br /> Bad Credit<br /> Bad Debt<br /> Bad Manners<br /> Bad Bet<br /> <br /> CHORUS<br /> <br /> Bad Penny<br /> Bad Press<br /> Bad Reaction<br /> Bad Guess<br /> <br /> Bad Decision<br /> Bad Rhyme<br /> Bad Apple<br /> Bad Line<br /> <br /> Bad Batch<br /> Bad Sleep<br /> Bad Case<br /> Bad Week<br /> <br /> Bad Call<br /> Bad Spot<br /> Bad Dude<br /> Bad Shot<br /> <br /> Bad Back<br /> Bad Breath<br /> Bad Condition<br /> Bad Shakes<br /> <br /> Bad Side<br /> Bad Turn<br /> Bad Promise<br /> Bad Burn<br /> <br /> Bad Taste<br /> Bad Look<br /> Bad Digestion<br /> Bad Book<br /> <br /> Bad Law<br /> Bad Luck<br /> Bad Pussy<br /> Bad Fuck<br /> <br /> Bad Trip<br /> Bad Shit<br /> Bad Song<br /> Bad Whit</span></h4></blockquote></blockquote>The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-10162185849516756002007-08-13T20:37:00.000-04:002008-12-11T07:18:10.195-05:00Asterisk HuntersGood morning Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Yes, children, I have been absent and have not been paying attention to my duties here at the Church. Forgive me?<br /><br />Well, flock, as usual,I've been searching the world for educational material, but I got a little side-tracked when I saw those commercials on TV about the Asterisk Hunters (Finders, Seekers, or whatever they are), and I found one for them! Is it worth anything?<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7CMxBgedEWioM0yTz0BaYTIsw-7dxV9BHbkVjsqQg3Cm08g6IQ_DTeV5jS4vUAX9gqdYZwv5A4N7Mql485M2qpc9fe0J3Unxemi-7wG3Z2p3xiF0bFPRONBVv1P02bkREHxV3sw/s1600-h/RevAsshole1.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7CMxBgedEWioM0yTz0BaYTIsw-7dxV9BHbkVjsqQg3Cm08g6IQ_DTeV5jS4vUAX9gqdYZwv5A4N7Mql485M2qpc9fe0J3Unxemi-7wG3Z2p3xiF0bFPRONBVv1P02bkREHxV3sw/s400/RevAsshole1.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098349117898938370" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />LOL<br /><br />Okay, suckers, carry on.<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-31838402358022276762007-06-03T20:37:00.000-04:002008-12-11T07:18:10.352-05:00That's Not My Hand!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc5wH-_mwrHBjZtsXIHiD0vI9Rq77jyYasD4-Q5qllfyI12DcZQkRFUa6zWRgsRMxJU5nezSrsDx-AwddHLul4WAhM6l8uM2iOliWHCzLwoBlXFIVZ9N5-CQzR_l1uASEPCOXAjA/s1600-h/RevEroticArt2.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc5wH-_mwrHBjZtsXIHiD0vI9Rq77jyYasD4-Q5qllfyI12DcZQkRFUa6zWRgsRMxJU5nezSrsDx-AwddHLul4WAhM6l8uM2iOliWHCzLwoBlXFIVZ9N5-CQzR_l1uASEPCOXAjA/s400/RevEroticArt2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5072003249787333874" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Good morning Motherfuckers! Welcome to The Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Yes, children, here's another fine piece of Erotic Art for your viewing pleasure. As you can see, I've been traveling the World seeking only the finest Art to present to the Flock. What other church offers such educational opportunities?<br /><br />Spank?<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-36267100144720014122007-05-31T20:53:00.000-04:002008-12-11T07:18:10.448-05:00Ancient Erotic ArtHello motherfuckers! <br /><br />I know, I know ... you thought the Church Of The Hard Fucks was closed. No, no, children, I was merely away educating myself, so that I could better serve my deserving flock!<br /><br />Check out this sample of erotic art that was discovered in Pompeii, which was entombed by volcanic ash when Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 A.D. The art was uncovered in the 1700s, but locked away in a museum vault in Naples because it was considered too offensive to display to the public. Times change. What can I say?<br /><br />Okay, suckers, I'm back, for today at least, lol.<br /><br />Until I return ...<br /><br />Spank?<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMEN<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiZS-n6bFcM8m7Z7oSb1X5McXAxljSBXA6SZWjzeqo8UNVlbbEmXrPAP3TYYcqQSWRqwvf540dvwTKn-uMXyAq38wAY-NCDuN9ADXj1aBntS6nXgUM1RZcz2jM9OMjnRrMlRPE9Q/s1600-h/RevEroticArt.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiZS-n6bFcM8m7Z7oSb1X5McXAxljSBXA6SZWjzeqo8UNVlbbEmXrPAP3TYYcqQSWRqwvf540dvwTKn-uMXyAq38wAY-NCDuN9ADXj1aBntS6nXgUM1RZcz2jM9OMjnRrMlRPE9Q/s400/RevEroticArt.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5070893176834976994" /></a>The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-55919294929433542052007-05-13T08:35:00.000-04:002008-12-11T07:18:10.554-05:00Happy Mother's Day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWnjUmAVzIXHdcuw4j3ftLVnvqbBVO_tAcmYB9yGowK8b4shSrW-MTu1ZtGvu0ivIGu5u8J6jvgmCN3AIzgauYhMoQ8JuzMpokODbr-PxSXaRE6rNMPCCE3ojC-xcGprmCoYiKEw/s1600-h/MomDayRoses.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5064024378935460562" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWnjUmAVzIXHdcuw4j3ftLVnvqbBVO_tAcmYB9yGowK8b4shSrW-MTu1ZtGvu0ivIGu5u8J6jvgmCN3AIzgauYhMoQ8JuzMpokODbr-PxSXaRE6rNMPCCE3ojC-xcGprmCoYiKEw/s400/MomDayRoses.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div> </div><div>Ah, yes, children, The Good Rev misses all you mothers! Have a wonderful day, Ladies, and I hope you get your due reward.<br /><br />Spank?<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMEN</div>The Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-74645485715436139542007-03-29T21:31:00.000-04:002008-12-11T07:18:11.328-05:00ChurchYou gotta love it!! Yes, motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.<br /><br />Almost a whole month without attending to my flock ... actually, it was more than a month. Please forgive me!<br /><br />I found this nun in the Rectory, praying ... in high heels, wtf! I told her she had the wrong church, we don't do that shit around here. She said she was told this was the place to find true RELIGION.<br /><br />Okay ... you can stay, I say!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW33E9RfGhXND99pdPtXlJODHZGX3goLUii8rotcZQt6juO9-VLrkh00VE_euuv_qQRlwa4lutCk2Ypva6sJlkUMQs5txxKYt46PFLGPkHJcZ74yrnrO4BBHVOB7baLXr_lNdx8g/s1600-h/RevNunRear.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5047525190763265746" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW33E9RfGhXND99pdPtXlJODHZGX3goLUii8rotcZQt6juO9-VLrkh00VE_euuv_qQRlwa4lutCk2Ypva6sJlkUMQs5txxKYt46PFLGPkHJcZ74yrnrO4BBHVOB7baLXr_lNdx8g/s400/RevNunRear.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Woo Hoo, in the words of the luscious, adorable, Head Support, Green Eyes!<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23584020.post-17983206679341667372007-02-27T19:24:00.000-05:002008-12-11T07:18:11.501-05:00Art Lesson!Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!<br /><br />Yes, children, this, <em>I suppose</em>, is the only church on the face of this here Blogland that provides educational opportunities for its flock. I know you came for the sermon, but as an added bonus, here's some rather awesome Erotic Fine Art!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxU8O08Jk4NLEQCDpijYDszaV1WvMVaxPYOgftGdlNZGs3i1V77xhpSCGBa6az25XVHqfWCInK9_XNpYOPif5as0APpUFpMTyQGyJOiZ-MAhRcxKAWQuMVm7FWxiSsXpv_npkA6w/s1600-h/RevEroticFineArt_13.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5036375361093967394" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxU8O08Jk4NLEQCDpijYDszaV1WvMVaxPYOgftGdlNZGs3i1V77xhpSCGBa6az25XVHqfWCInK9_XNpYOPif5as0APpUFpMTyQGyJOiZ-MAhRcxKAWQuMVm7FWxiSsXpv_npkA6w/s400/RevEroticFineArt_13.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><em>Makes you want to take up Archery, doesn't it?<br /></em><br />Now, suckers, here's something totally Irreverent for you ... the lyrics of ...<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:130%;">My Prayer</span></strong><br /><em>Unknown Artist</em><br /><br />oh lord, won’t you listen to my song?<br />everything right in my life is all wrong<br />but there’s one thing I was hoping you could do for me<br />oh lord, could you send me some pussy?<br /><br />oh lord, I’m a sinner, that’s true<br />but after all of the terrible things I’ve been through<br />there’s just one thing in the world that can save me<br />oh lord, could you send me some pussy?<br /><br />I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy<br />I also like rainbows and waterfalls and butterflies<br />but your greatest invention has to be<br />sweet, sweet pussy<br /><br />oh lord, I’m not asking you for money<br />I’m not askin’ you strike down my enemies<br />I’m not asking you to part the red sea<br />but I would love to part the lips of a pussy<br /><br />I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy<br />I also like rainbows and unicorns and angels<br />but your greatest invention has to be<br />sweet, sweet pussy<br /><br />oh I hope you don’t mind taking this time to listen to me<br />the world is a mess but we could fix it I’d guess<br />if we just had more pussy<br /><br />I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy<br />I also like rainbows and gumdrops and lollypops<br />but your greatest invention has to be<br />sweet, sweet pussy<br /><br /><span style="color:#33ff33;">In the famous words of Green Eyes (aka Head Support), Woo Hoo!</span><br /><br />Spank?<br /><br />Hallelujah (69x)<br /><br />AMENThe Good Revhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01567554812435371697noreply@blogger.com6