The Irreverent Reverend

George

2009-03-01T16:29:00.003-05:00

George Ivan Morrison (generally known as Van Morrison) (born August 31, 1945) is a Grammy Award-winning Irish singer, songwriter, author, poet and multi-instrumentalist, who has been a professional musician during the last five decades. He plays a variety of instruments, including the guitar, harmonica, keyboards, drums, and saxophone. Featuring his characteristic growl - a unique mix of throaty folk, blues, Irish, scat, and Celtic influences - Morrison is widely considered one of the most unusual and influential vocalists in the history of rock and roll.

Van Morrison
Brown Eyed Girl lyrics

Hey, where did we go
Days when the rains came?
Down in the hollow
Playing a new game,
Laughing and a-running, hey, hey,
Skipping and a-jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our, our hearts a-thumping
And you, my brown-eyed girl,

You, my brown-eyed girl.
Whatever happened
To tuesday and so slow
Going down to the old mine with a
Transistor radio.
Standing in the sunlight laughing
Hidin' behind a rainbowed wall,
Slipping and a-sliding
All along the waterfall
With you, my brown-eyed girl,
You, my brown-eyed girl.

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Just like that
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
La dee dah.

So hard to find my way
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My, how you have grown!
Cast my memory back there, Lord,
Sometime I'm overcome thinking about
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium
With you, my brown-eyed girl,
You, my brown-eyed girl.

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Laying in the green grass
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
Dee dah la dee dah la dee dah la
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...

From LYRICSMODE.COM lyrics archive

Lyrics | Van Morrison lyrics - Brown Eyed Girl lyrics

What A Doll

2009-01-18T23:44:00.004-05:00

2009-01-01T12:37:00.003-05:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

May your 2009 be filled with adventure and cash!

Don't forget to tithe at the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Merry Christmas

2008-12-23T20:20:00.004-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving

2008-11-26T17:06:00.003-05:00

Have an awesome holiday, flock!

Campaign Billboard Sighting

2008-11-19T23:05:00.006-05:00

Yes, children, just as you imagined, the Good Rev is FAIR AND BALANCED, just like that cable news station that we all know and love. When I spotted this anti McCain billboard I immediately voted it best billboard of the election season.

Thanks for stopping by today, flock. I appreciate you.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Election Day Sign Sighting

2008-11-04T20:03:00.005-05:00

I spotted this sign at a busy intersection this morning and immediately voted it best 'yardsign' ever for this election season.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Happy Halloween

2008-10-31T07:56:00.002-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Make sure you get out to vote on Tuesday, flock. No matter who you are for, I encourage participation in the political process.

Thank you for your attendance today, children, I appreciate it!

Do not overdose on sugar.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Pretty Kitty

2008-10-24T13:30:00.004-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers!! Thank you for stopping by the Church Of The Hard Fucks today.

Flock, upon learning that the beautiful and intelligent KJ of KJ's World was planning on partying this evening dressed as a 'pretty kitty' I, the Good Rev, searched the world for images of pretty kitties. Of course, I had Hello Kitty in my mind, lol, and soon realized KJ was not going as that Pretty Kitty.

So, children, this is just a fraction of the interesing 'pretty kitty' images I found:

Have fun, KJ, and all you other party animals!!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Delicious Recipe

2008-10-09T05:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning, Sweet Congregation! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

I know, I know, that's totally out of character for the dirty old Rev, I mean, The Good Rev. Just trying something new here, flock.

Children, I searched the world and found a wonderful recipe I'm sure you will all love. Actually, I found it right on my desk. World search isn't what it's cracked up to be.

Enjoy!

Don't hesitate to invite me for dinner!

Thanks for worshiping here today, flock. I appreciate you!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Squirrels for KJ

2008-10-07T08:58:00.005-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ah, children, today is a special day here at the church! Having learned of KJ's great fear of squirrels, and having been informed that this is Squirrel Appreciation Week (I haven't confirmed that, but wtf) I, The Good Rev, have decided to post these photos I took back in June of this year when I was out and about with the wildlife.

Just for you Kristen ... btw, I didn't like getting too close to these suckers! I raised a baby squirrel once, so I know they have vicious teeth and claws.

Thank you for stopping by today, Flock. I appreciate you.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

A Beautiful Sketch

2008-10-06T06:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, I continue to search the world for beautiful artwork so I may broaden your horizons in some small way. That is, of course, if you are an appreciator of fine art. Ah, but, who isn't?

I remember taking Art Appreciation in school when I was a kid. How sad that my wonderful teachers never exposed my eyes to the kind of art you will find on this blog, or should I say, at this Church!

Thank you for stopping by today, flock. I appreciate it ... after all, I did take Flock Appreciation 101 when I attended Seminary. LOL

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

I Love Tennis

2008-10-01T06:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers!! Welcome to another glorious day at the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, flock, as the title says, I love tennis. You know, most female tennis players have well developed bodies - strong, sleek, well proportioned. I say most because I have been shocked by some of the bodies I've seen, but in general, most are hot! I searched the world to find a photo that would help illustrate my point, and this is what I found:

A good stretch is always in order.

Are any of you tennis players?

Thanks for stopping by today, Children ... church just wouldn't be the same without you!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Fighting For What's Right

2008-09-29T06:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers!!! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, flock, I am in great demand as a preacher. My sermons are always relevant, concise, to-the-point commentaries on the social and cultural challenges of the day. You know that. Some in the Congregation get a little carried away at times, though ... case in point:

Thank you for your attendance today, children!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Songs With "Whiskey" In The Lyrics

2008-09-26T12:14:00.002-04:00

Fuck You, I'm Drunk
by Flogging Molly

I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.
I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

The Naked Nun

2008-09-25T06:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers!!! Welcome to Day 3 of the triumphant return of The Good Rev!! LOL

Well, flock, I don't know how triumphant it is, but it is fun.

Now, children, I was hanging around by myself in the Rectory last night pondering the question, "What would a naked nun look like?" ... yes, suckers, I'm a deep thinker, especially on issues confronting the church as we know it. Don't laugh.

Okay, okay, let's get to the point. The point is, how would you know it was a naked nun, unless of course you saw her habit next to her naked body? Right.

This is not a naked nun pictured here in the grasp of law enforcement, it is simply a woman protesting something to do with AIDS.

These are not naked nuns either, they are just five nuns sitting on unique barstools imbibing. (I like the one in the middle.)

And this is not a naked nun either, it is simply a sexy chick dressed like a nun looking like she would be happy to be a naked nun at any given moment.

Yes, children, another wonderful sermon preached by The Good Rev has concluded. I know that makes you sad, but there is always tomorrow. If you find a picture of a naked nun, please send it to: notreverent @ yahoo {dot} com.

Thank you for your attendance today, suckers.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

This Chair Was Made For ...

2008-09-24T06:00:00.001-04:00

Good morning Motherfuckers!!! The Good Rev's second day back!! We are making progress here.

Flock, I've decided that I missed my calling. I should have been an artist; an artist that produces fine erotic art like the piece below. Sure, preaching is a wonderful calling, and one I execute with precision, but look at what this guy created!

Mmmm, come to think of it, I could do this with my digital.

Ahh, yes, suckers. I'm having fun. I hope you are too.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

WTF?

2008-09-23T06:00:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, it's true, The Good Rev has returned for some crazy reason. Only time will tell what it could possibly be, lol.

BTW, I've been away, attending the College Of Hard Knocks in preparation for continuing to shepherd the Church Of The Hard Fucks!! It was a tough course!

So, flock, in honor of my own return, I have searched the world and found this beautiful erotic fine art just for you ...

Kind of reminds me of something I saw on JENN's Blog tonight! LOL

Welcome back, suckers!!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Song With "Bad" In It

2008-09-19T23:25:00.001-04:00

NASTY LITTLE EPISODE

Bad Weather
Bad Food
Bad Judgement
Bad Mood

Bad Habits
Bad Image
Bad Connection
Bad News

Bad Idea
Bad Combination
Bad Timing
Bad Tube

Bad Impression
Bad Intentions
Bad Day
Bad Move

CHORUS
I'm gonna start living right tomorrow
Wake up and meditate, begin to radiate
Tomorrow

Bad Situation
Bad Reception
Bad Choices
Bad Start

Bad Language
Bad Numbers
Bad Excuses
Bad Heart

Bad Behavior
Bad Vision
Bad Position
Bad Wheel

Bad Selection
Bad Dream
Bad Advice
Bad Deal

CHORUS
Start living right tomorrow
Conscious and elegant
Spiritually evident
Tomorrow

Bad Movie
Bad Time
Bad Stuff
Bad Sign

Bad Suspision
Bad Fight
Bad Dog
Bad Bite

Bad Loser
Bad Breaks
Bad Temper
Bad Shape

Bad Credit
Bad Debt
Bad Manners
Bad Bet

CHORUS

Bad Penny
Bad Press
Bad Reaction
Bad Guess

Bad Decision
Bad Rhyme
Bad Apple
Bad Line

Bad Batch
Bad Sleep
Bad Case
Bad Week

Bad Call
Bad Spot
Bad Dude
Bad Shot

Bad Back
Bad Breath
Bad Condition
Bad Shakes

Bad Side
Bad Turn
Bad Promise
Bad Burn

Bad Taste
Bad Look
Bad Digestion
Bad Book

Bad Law
Bad Luck
Bad Pussy
Bad Fuck

Bad Trip
Bad Shit
Bad Song
Bad Whit

Asterisk Hunters

2007-08-13T20:37:00.000-04:00

Good morning Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, I have been absent and have not been paying attention to my duties here at the Church. Forgive me?

Well, flock, as usual,I've been searching the world for educational material, but I got a little side-tracked when I saw those commercials on TV about the Asterisk Hunters (Finders, Seekers, or whatever they are), and I found one for them! Is it worth anything?

LOL

Okay, suckers, carry on.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

That's Not My Hand!

2007-06-03T20:37:00.000-04:00

Good morning Motherfuckers! Welcome to The Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, here's another fine piece of Erotic Art for your viewing pleasure. As you can see, I've been traveling the World seeking only the finest Art to present to the Flock. What other church offers such educational opportunities?

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Ancient Erotic Art

2007-05-31T20:53:00.000-04:00

Hello motherfuckers!

I know, I know ... you thought the Church Of The Hard Fucks was closed. No, no, children, I was merely away educating myself, so that I could better serve my deserving flock!

Check out this sample of erotic art that was discovered in Pompeii, which was entombed by volcanic ash when Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 A.D. The art was uncovered in the 1700s, but locked away in a museum vault in Naples because it was considered too offensive to display to the public. Times change. What can I say?

Okay, suckers, I'm back, for today at least, lol.

Until I return ...

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Happy Mother's Day

2007-05-13T08:35:00.000-04:00

Ah, yes, children, The Good Rev misses all you mothers! Have a wonderful day, Ladies, and I hope you get your due reward.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Church

2007-03-29T21:31:00.000-04:00

You gotta love it!! Yes, motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Almost a whole month without attending to my flock ... actually, it was more than a month. Please forgive me!

I found this nun in the Rectory, praying ... in high heels, wtf! I told her she had the wrong church, we don't do that shit around here. She said she was told this was the place to find true RELIGION.

Okay ... you can stay, I say!

Woo Hoo, in the words of the luscious, adorable, Head Support, Green Eyes!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Art Lesson!

2007-02-27T19:24:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, this, I suppose, is the only church on the face of this here Blogland that provides educational opportunities for its flock. I know you came for the sermon, but as an added bonus, here's some rather awesome Erotic Fine Art!

Makes you want to take up Archery, doesn't it?

Now, suckers, here's something totally Irreverent for you ... the lyrics of ...

My Prayer
Unknown Artist

oh lord, won’t you listen to my song?
everything right in my life is all wrong
but there’s one thing I was hoping you could do for me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

oh lord, I’m a sinner, that’s true
but after all of the terrible things I’ve been through
there’s just one thing in the world that can save me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and waterfalls and butterflies
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh lord, I’m not asking you for money
I’m not askin’ you strike down my enemies
I’m not asking you to part the red sea
but I would love to part the lips of a pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and unicorns and angels
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh I hope you don’t mind taking this time to listen to me
the world is a mess but we could fix it I’d guess
if we just had more pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and gumdrops and lollypops
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

In the famous words of Green Eyes (aka Head Support), Woo Hoo!

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Acceptance

2007-02-20T19:53:00.000-05:00

Overheard recently at the Church Of The Hard Fucks ...

The Good Rev: Good morning children.

Staff: What?

The Good Rev: Good morning motherfuckers!

Staff: That's more like it, Rev.

The Good Rev: Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks. Glad you could make it. So, suckers, nobody stepped up and helped me with instructions on how to paste in my new Header ... what's up with that shit?

Okay, okay, enough whining on my part. You know, children, I've been very busy lately, out ministering to the downtrodden, the defeated souls of our society, the lost. It takes a lot out of me. BUT, I still have time to see a select few in the privacy of the Rectory! Let's start with you, Head Support, heh heh. Ha, just thought I'd throw that in to see if anyone noticed. Line up behind her, but don't touch ...

Flock, good news! Look at the overhead screen behind the choir box.

Now serving, daily, in the Rectory ... guaranteed to make you lose that uptight feeling ...

Vintage Beauty: Oh, Good Rev, you don't have to serve that for me ... I'm always willing to drop them for you.

The Good Rev: Thank you, thank you ... LOL ... nice tits, by the way.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Woo Fucking Hoo!

2007-01-22T21:10:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Blogger was being a pain for awhile, not allowing me to upload pictures. But, children, for some crazy reason it has granted me access once again.

I stole the Woo Hoo from Green Eyes, the church's most adorable and HOT Head Support. I'm hoping she doesn't mind.

Suckers, below is the new header for the Church's blog. Someone tell me how to paste it into the template ... please. It is formatted for the exact size.

Okay, flock, I've missed your lovely asses ... that is if you are female. If you're a male, you're welcome, but I didn't miss your ass.

Thank you Roxi for dubbing me the Flock Manager, lol!

Okay, suckers, I'm going looking for dirty pictures. Maybe I'll update this post later.

Until then, have at it, motherfuckers!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Vacation Is Over

2007-01-07T21:57:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ahh, yes, children, my vacation was fucking awesome. I didn't want it to end! But, my flock needs me (don't you?), so I've returned just for you.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Merry Christmas

2006-12-23T23:43:00.000-05:00

Hello motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Children ... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from me, The Good Rev. Thank you for your attendance during the past year. I'm looking forward to a great 2007 ... be here, enjoy it with me!

Blogger sucks, I can't upload pictures, so you'll just have to imagine the awesome Christmas Card I was about to post.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Absent !!!

2006-12-17T22:22:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, I'm guilty ... guilty of being an absent Irreverent Reverend! I deserve a spanking. Line up at the Rectory and I'll bare my cute little ass so you can dish out the punishment I so deserve!

Damn, I'm so fucking bad at fulfilling my duties lately, I even missed HNT last week! What's worse is ... I just realized it now!!! Holy shit.

Okay, okay, enough of the mealy mouth, insincere apology. I haven't heard anyone complaining anyway ...

Anyone UP for a little seafood?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

I Know I Will

2006-12-08T00:25:00.000-05:00

Anticipation!!!

2006-12-06T22:23:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Anticipation ... HNT, HNT, HNT. The Good Rev's favorite blog day, next to Laying On Of The Hands practice day, lol.

Okay, suckers, it's early, I've only seen one HNT so far ... but it was fucking HAWT!!! The Christmas Season is in full swing. I'm going to post this, then go looking for more early HNT postings ... if I find anything, I'll post an update.

Go check out Erika, but don't forget where church is, okay?

**Update** LOL, suckers, I was gone for 30 seconds ... go check out Kristen!!!

**2nd Update**OMG ... go to Green Eyed Beauty right away!!!

**3rd Update**This chick is COOKIN' ... Red Hot Crimson!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Banned!

2006-12-03T22:55:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks ... so nice to have you in attendance.

Suckers ... I love Fine Art, you know, the old masters ... check out this awesome painting by Delacroix ...

And, not to be confused with Fine Art, check out this cute picture of Santa enjoying a brew, lol ...

Flock ... the State of Maine has banned these pictures from Beer Bottle Labels!

wtf?

Of course, I'm not crazy about looking at Santa's Butt ... but, Liberty's tits look pretty nice to me ... and she's hanging in the Louvre!

What do you think?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Happy HNT

2006-11-29T22:45:00.000-05:00

Okay, suckers ... welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks! Oh happy day!

Chant it with the Good Rev ... HNT, HNT, HNT ...

I'll be checking them out and reporting back ...

till then,

have at it motherfuckers!!

**Report: Holy shit, flock ... check 'em out ...

Green Eyed Beauty
Red Hot Crimson
Why Erika

You'll have to find the rest on your own ... I'm busy!

Oh, oh ... don't go yet! Here's a pair I've been meaning to share ...

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

More Tits!

2006-11-28T21:35:00.000-05:00

Good morning Church!! Welcome, motherfuckers, to the home of The Irreverent Reverend, also known as the Church Of The Hard Fucks! I'm blessed by your presence.

Okay, so I'm a little fixated lately on tits! What's wrong with that? Nothing.

Here's a nice little sampling from around the world ... England, Ecuador, and someplace else, can't remember where, lol.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Tits!

2006-11-27T21:24:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Thank you to all of you who wished me a Happy Thanksgiving ... if you didn't hear from me in response, you know, wishing you a Happy one back, it's because I was busy stuffing myself. I actually ate it this year!

Okay, enough of the happy holiday mushy crap ...

Yes, children, the Good Rev is always on the lookout for a nice pair ... and, having found the perfect pair, you know, the standard, I'm always com...pairing, lol.

These aren't bad ...

but, they still don't measure UP!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Happy Thanksgiving

2006-11-21T22:07:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, suckers, the Good Rev is out of here for a few days, praiz the lawd, so have a Happy Thanksgiving. You are all in my thoughts and prayers ... really.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Obsessive?

2006-11-15T23:14:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the home of The Irreverent Reverend, also known as the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Suckers, today is the Good Rev's favorite Blogland day .. you know? HNT, HNT ... hell yes, HNT. People, this is so fucking awesome!!! Start your HNT day right ... go straight over to the sidebar, no never mind, go straight to these links: Green Eyes and her awesome Twin, Erika. Then go to the sidebar, start with April, and go down ... yeah, that's it, down, down, down. As of the time of this post, only GE and E were UP ... but, suckers, that was enough to put a smile on my face, and knock me out!

Now, flock, check out the awesome Soccer Player below ... is the Good Rev being a little Obsessive/Compulsive with his recent posts? LOL

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Hot Bod Soccer Player

2006-11-14T22:42:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers and welcome to the hottest church in Blogland ... the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Okay, suckers .... here's a Hot Bod Wednesday you won't forget anytime soon!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Erotic PhotoArt

2006-11-13T23:21:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, the Good Rev has recently become a Women's Soccer fan.

Body paint fan too, lol!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Get Healthy!

2006-11-12T23:43:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Check it out, suckers ... the Good Rev is on a Health Kick!

Okay, okay, I have to get back to the Rectory right away ... practicing for the Laying On Of The Hands Service, you know.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Danger, Danger

2006-11-08T22:24:00.000-05:00

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yeah, yeah ... the Good Rev has been in the Mission Field, fulfilling his duty to the downtrodden, the destitute, and the prostitutes! That was fun.

Okay, suckers ... I'm back, and here's a little something I found out there in the World ...

Mmmm.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Happy Halloween!

2006-10-31T15:35:00.000-05:00

Happy Halloween motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, home of the oh so fucking Irreverent Reverend!

The Good Rev likes a HOT witch, now and then ....

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Hot Bod For GE!

2006-10-25T07:08:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ah, yes, children, the following Hot Bod picture is dedicated to Green Eyes, also known affectionately here at the church as Head Support. She's taking a chance, moving on up, making a choice for the good of her kids ... the Good Rev wishes her the best. Gonna miss the noise in the Rectory till you get back to Blogland, GE!

Of course, she may not get to see this post ... so, Twin (Erika), if you do, please let Green Eyes know we're thinking of her here at the Church.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Cooling Off

2006-10-23T07:32:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Oh, suckers, what a glorious weekend ... Tennis, again. In a heat wave. The Good Rev loves it.

Okay, children, that's all I have for today ... but be sure to stop by tomorrow. I'm feeling naughty!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Hot Bod ...

2006-10-17T21:10:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Check it out ... Hot Bod for the Twins!

And, one for the gents!

Okay, suckers, be here tomorrow ... HNT, HNT!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Fine Digital Art

2006-10-17T07:02:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers. Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, in case you haven't noticed, the Good Rev is a little short on words lately. So, in keeping with the new tradition of not saying much, here's a nice little pic of Venus ... rendered digitally.

Don't forget Hot Bod Wednesday ... that's tomorrow!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Seen In The Church Parking Lot

2006-10-16T06:58:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, you know the old saying about what a man wants: a wife that acts like a lady in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom!!

LOL, kids.

Of course, the Good Rev doesn't subscribe to that saying ... no, no ... I want a Lady that likes it in every room! Hell yeah! The Rectory, the Parsonage, the Confessional ...

Okay, suckers, enough of that, have a nice fucking day.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

HNT 12

2006-10-11T22:02:00.000-04:00

Okay, suckers ... here it is!

As you can see, the Volunteer is so fucking HOT, the Good Rev can hardly stand it! Thank gawd for one helluva huge blessing.

By the way, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, motherfuckers ... LOL.

Now, go do your duty ... get on the sidebar and GO DOWN, starting with April!

Woo fucking hoo!

Until next time, flock ...

Praiz The Lawd

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Hot Bod Wednesday !!

2006-10-10T21:36:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, the Good Rev has been kind of busy with his extra curricular activities ... ahem ... but, I rushed back just to post this Hot Bod Wednesday goody, you know, to keep the staff happy! I know Head Support (Green Eyes) and Pleasure Penguin (Erika) always appreciate the Good Rev's selections!

Okay, suckers ... I'm off to see if I can find a nice little pic for tomorrow's HNT. Be here, you might like it.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Thank You Friday!

2006-10-05T21:06:00.000-04:00

Thank you CHURCH!!

Good morning motherfuckers ... welcome to the home of The Irreverent Reverend, a/k/a The Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children ... Thank You! Thank you for the excellent turn-out for yesterday's service, otherwise known as HNT. Oh yeah, suckers ... the Good Rev sincerely appreciates it, and so does the Volunteer. She's so fucking hot ... don't you think?

Okay, okay, enough of the mushy shit. Well, maybe not ... I love you, Congregation! You warm my heart.

And, a special message for the Volunteer ... You make me!

Okay ... that's enough. Here's a special little post for you Flock:

Praiz The Lawd!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

HNT 11

2006-10-04T22:06:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ahhhh, yes, children, the Good Rev has been so busy in the Mission Field that he's been unable to post regularly ... think of the souls, though. Yeah, right.

Okay, suckers .... HNT, HNT ... you can always count on the Good Rev to be here on the most important day in Blogland. And, thank gawd the Volunteer did ... another two fer for ya!

Here it is .......

Okay, flock, you know the routine ... get over to the side bar and go down!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

HNT 10

2006-09-27T22:02:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, suckers, chant it with me ... HNT, HNT, HNT! Yeah, the Good Rev's favorite day in Blogland ... well, actually, the prep day is my favorite, but you knew that, didn't you?

The Volunteer likes the Laying On Of The Hands! And, so do I. That means you get a two for one HNT ... her beautiful legs, and my sweet fingers. LMAO!

Now, children, do the right thing ... get over to the side bar and GO DOWN, starting with April. She likes it, you know ...

As of the time of this post: Woo Hoo ... wait till you get to Green Eyed Beauty and her lovely Twin Why Erika ... HAWT, HAWT, HAWT ... don't forget to come back to church if you feel the need to repent, confess, or just have a good time.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Church Picnic

2006-09-26T21:13:00.000-04:00

Tattooing

2006-09-24T22:26:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, children, the Good Rev was so busy this weekend, you know, getting snapped by the Volunteer in preparation for the upcoming HNT, that I totally forgot about the Sunday Hard Pounder. My apologies. I'll try to remember next week.

Now, suckers, in my quest to provide you with the very best in Artwork, I searched the world for unique tattoos, and found the following.

Woo Hoo, as Head Support would say ... what a lucky tattoo artist! Mmmm, maybe I'll take up tattooing as a hobby!

Okay, that's all I have today ... stop by tomorrow, see what's UP!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

HNT 9

2006-09-20T22:33:00.000-04:00

Hot, Hot Bod

2006-09-19T22:20:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Now, children, the Good Rev is kinda getting into this Hot Bod Wednesday thing ... but, only for the benefit of the staff, you know. I've searched the world for something worthy enough for Head Support and Pleasure Penguin. And, in the meantime, I've even managed to find a little something to excite the Worker Men ... they are still here, lurking in the back rooms of the Church, peeking out every once in awhile, trying to get a look at the beautiful staff!

Okay, okay ... enough of the mushy shit ... here's the Offering:

Be here tomorrow, suckers ... HNT, HNT. The Good Rev got the Volunteer to snap his fine ass ... just for you!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Strong Armed Again!

2006-09-18T23:21:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, the Good Rev has been missing for a few days - held captive once again in the privacy of the Rectory by none other than Hilda's protege, pictured below.

Suckers, the Good Rev is a little tired, but recovering nicely and should be here tomorrow to present Hot Bod Wednesday ... you know, in honor of our illustrious staff.

Okay, be here ...

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Uni ... Cum

2006-09-14T22:31:00.000-04:00

Zwack Unicum

Das ist ein Unikum, the Habsburg monarch Joseph II is reputed to have exclaimed to his Court Physician, Dr. Zwack, in 1790, when he first tasted this digestive liqueur. Today Unicum is the most popular drink amongst spirits in Hungary. We have good reason to be proud of the last 200 years during which Unicum has represented the best in quality and Hungarian tradition with its unique taste and packaging. Although the exact recipe is a carefully guarded family secret, it can be divulged that Unicum is made of over 40 different herbs and spices, blended and distilled before being aged in oak casks for six months to create its inimitable flavour and harmony. Unicum has a beneficial effect on the digestion, and it can be savoured either as an apéritif or as a digestif. You can drink it chilled, yet its rich taste can be appreciated the best at room temperature. Hungarians like to steep prunes in Unicum and serve them together with the drink, straight or in a long drink – the ultimate digestive miracle, and delicious.

Make you wanna drink?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Message For Green Eyes' Employer

2006-09-13T23:32:00.000-04:00

Hot Bod Wednesday !!!

2006-09-12T20:17:00.000-04:00

Welcome motherfuckers ... to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, home of The Irreverent Reverend! You are precious to the Good Rev, he cares about you, prays for your well-being and prosperity. That's no shit!

Okay, okay, enough of the mushy crap. Today is Hot Bod Wednesday, and we honor our Twins, Green Eyes and Erika with the following picture:

Woo Hoo! (Right, Green Eyes?)

And, for you gents ... how about a couple of rounds with this chick?

Woo fucking Hoo!

Okay, suckers, the Good Rev is going to strive to have something to post for HNT. Stop by tomorrow and check it out!

Until then ....

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Seen The Good Rev's Scissors?

2006-09-12T06:49:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers.

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, things tend to get a little out of hand (ha ha) while the Good Rev is in the privacy of the Rectory ... you know?

Okay, suckers ... pray for the Good Rev.

Be here tomorrow for Hot Bod Wednesday, which is posted to honor of our illustrious staff ... the beautiful TWINS - Green Eyes and Erika, also know as Head Support and Pleasure Penguin!!

Praiz The Lawd

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

September 11th Tribute

2006-09-10T22:02:00.000-04:00

Game?

2006-09-07T22:39:00.000-04:00

HNT 8

2006-09-06T22:02:00.000-04:00

Well, hell, motherfuckers, the Good Rev got the volunteer to ...

and, look what we came UP with! Oh, you can't see it.

Flock ... use your imagination. Is the Good Rev simply Laying Hands on her, or is he attempting to spread her legs WIDE?

Okay, okay ... enough of the mushy shit. Get over to the sidebar and go down, starting with April. You know the drill!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Hot Bod Wednesday

2006-09-05T22:43:00.000-04:00

Okay, motherfuckers, you know you're welcome here at the Church Of The Hard Fucks, 24/7/365 right?

Now, in keeping with the new tradition of posting a Hot Bod for the enjoyment of the staff ... namely Green Eyes (Head Support) and Erika (Pleasure Penguin), the following is served:

Be here tomorrow suckers ... the Good Rev could be showing off! HNT, ya know.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

The Good Rev Works Out!

2006-09-04T23:04:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, suckers, the Good Rev hopes you all had a wonderful Labor Day Weekend. Lawd knows, the Good Rev did! Holy shit, what a fucking Labor Day! This was easily the best holiday weekend the Good Rev has had since the Fourth Of July. Yeah, think fireworks. You got it. This was also easily the best Labor Day Weekend ever for the Good Rev .... EVER!

Okay, okay, enough of the mushy shit ... before I know it, you'll be asking for details.

Now, children .... check it out ... Hilda has been giving the Good Rev some tips on weightlifting:

How's the Good Rev doing?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Labor Day Weekend Hard Pounder

2006-09-03T08:49:00.000-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

No fucking around this morning, children, let's get right into the service.

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!

Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
love, love, love, love, love, love......POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(Loop)

The Good Rev will be available in the privacy of the Rectory for any additional needs you may have.

Until tomorrow, suckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

Tennis Weekend

2006-09-01T07:17:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

A big thank you to all of the parishioners that took the time to view the Good Rev's HNT entry yesterday. It's all about you, you know!

Yes children, the Good Rev loves to watch tennis. Especially on a hot day! So, that's exactly what he'll be doing this weekend, in between practicing for the Laying On Of The Hands service, the Hard Pounder, and receiving a steady stream of confessions. Phew, busy guy!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

HNT 7

2006-08-30T22:56:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, children, say it with me ... HNT, HNT, HNT. LOL.

You should see what the Good Rev has behind the towel! Woo hoo, as Head Support has been know to shout out at times.

Now, suckers, get over to the sidebar, and go down ... starting with April. She's so fucking hot, check her out!!

Okay, keep going down, yeah, that's it ...

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Hot Bod Nude Team

2006-08-30T06:52:00.000-04:00

Gratify?

2006-08-29T06:46:00.000-04:00

Spank?

2006-08-27T22:10:00.000-04:00

Gone Cycling

2006-08-25T06:56:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Now, flock, you know the Good Rev has been working his ass off keeping the congregation entertained. So, as a reward, the Good Rev is taking the day off; going out for some much needed exercise; going to enjoy the great outdoors.

Yes, children, the Good Rev is taking up the rear ... drafting, as it were! Catch him when he gets back.

Unitl then suckers ... have at it!

I lied ... I'm really in the Rectory waiting for your fine ass!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

HNT 6

2006-08-23T23:20:00.000-04:00

Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, motherfuckers. The Irreverent Reverend is just that ... but, who cares? Today, it's all about honoring the staff here at the church ... our beloved Twins, Head Support (Green Eyes) and Pleasure Penguin (Erika) ... two of the hottest bloggers on Earth! Oh yeah.

So, here it is children, the Good Rev holding a Mich Ultra and a Bud Light ... you figure out which one belongs to who, or whom, whatever. Hint: Erika is known as Bud Light Girl, lol.

Okay, okay ... the Good Rev knows there isn't much in the way of skin in this HNT, but just wait till next week!

Now, flock, get over to the sidebar and start with April ... go down, slowly, purposely, really get into it ... HNT, that is.

Till next time, motherfuckers ...

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

Hot Bod Wednesday

2006-08-22T22:18:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Children, you know the Good Rev jumped on the Hot Bod Wednesday thing last week, and posted an awesome picture of an awesome chick. But, the staff here at the church is all female ... Head Support (Green Eyes) and the Pleasure Penguin (Erika), so the pressure to post a male this week was fucking intense. The Good Rev succumbed!

Happy ladies?

Tune in tomorrow suckers, the Good Rev might have a HNT entry.

Until then, have at it motherfuckers.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Tantalizing Tuesday

2006-08-22T00:56:00.000-04:00

Yes, motherfuckers, you have reached The Irreverent Reverend, pastor extraordinaire of the Church Of The Hard Fucks! Good morning.

Now, children, today is Tuesday, and the Good Rev has cooked up something really tantalizing for you ... tell the Good Rev if you:

a) Strongly like it
b) Strongly don't like it

Ahh, just a little funnin' going on there. She really is quite beautiful, wouldn't you agree. Related to Hilda? Not sure.

Okay, enough of the mushy shit, be here tomorrow flock, we'll see about another Hot Bod post to keep you entertained.

Until then, have at it, motherfuckers!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

Happy Monday, Suckers

2006-08-21T06:47:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Here they are, our beloved staff members, Head Support (Green Eyes) and Pleasure Penguin (Erika), spotted on the beach in Florida this past weekend:

How reserved.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Yeastie Girls .. You Suck

2006-08-17T23:06:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Flock, the Good Rev searched the World for exceptional entertainment (because he loves his congregation!) and was fortunate enough to find Yeastie Girls! Woo hoo, as Head Support would say. So, without any further bullshit, here they are ....

I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue (yeah)
You say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair
But you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair
If you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick
You're gonna have to give me more than just a token lick
Well, you may like it but you better learn how
'Cause it's your turn now

(chorus)

Now, you suck
Suk it hard
Go down, baby
You suck
Lick it hard
And move your tongue around

If you're worried 'bout babies you can lower your risk
By giving me that special cunnilingus kiss
It's on your face that I'm gonna sit
You can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit
Don't worry about making me have an orgasm
Just take your time and do it with enthusiasm
I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it
But you better learn to love it

(chorus x2)

When you hear 'safe sex' you snicker under your breath
We've gotta take cover we're flirting with death
AIDS is our problem, we've gotta talk
Break out your dental dam and your latex sock
I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift
Got my microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit, wooh!
Dinner's on, get busy with my booty
Got a couple of flavors, sweet licorice and fruity
I know you said luscious pussy with a cover
I'm aching too, we can't taste each other
There's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke
This aint no joke

Sisters..sisters, you've got the power...use it!

chick: You brought a condom, right?
dude: Huh?
chick: I'm unprotected.
dude: Ain't you on the pill?
chick: Oh, that was great and everything, but you know, I think it's your turn to go down on me.
dude: Oh, I'm tired, I'm tired..
chick: What do you mean you're tired?
dude: C'mon..
chick: Come on, baby, come on!..
dude: No, no, that's awful...that tastes terrible!
chick: You asshole! You shit!

I know you think it's a real drag
To suck my cunt when I'm on the rag
Quit making up stories, ah, give me a break
'Cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache
You tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection
How do you think I feel when I gag on your erection? ugh!
You're wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies
Get your face between my thighs

(chorus x2)

Now, you SUCK!

Okay, okay, the Good Rev knows you loved that, just as he did. Until next time, suckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

HNT 6

2006-08-16T21:04:00.000-04:00

Laying On Of The Hands HNT

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

The Good Rev was having a GOOD TIME practicing for the Laying On Of The Hands service he's cooking UP, lol.

Okay, suckers, jump over to the sidebar, start with April and go down! Don't stop going down till you reach Why Erika. They will all love it.

Until next time, flock!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Muscle Bound Wednesday

2006-08-16T07:21:00.000-04:00

Yaxeni Oriquen

Yaxeni Oriquen is an amazing bodybuilder and has the body to prove it. She is well known for her massive arms and they seem to always draw attention.

VITAL STATS

Name: Yaxeni Oriquen

Height: 5'8"

Off Season Weight: 180 lbs.

Contest Weight: 170 lbs.

Biceps and Calves: 17+"

Quads: 27+"

Competitive Record:

2002 Ms. Olympia - 4th

2002 Show of Strength Pro - Overall - 1st

2002 IFBB Ms. International - 1st

2001 Ms. Olympia - 3rd

2001 Women's Pro Extravaganza - 2nd

2001 JAN TANA CLASSIC - 2nd

2001 Ms. International - 4th

2000 MS OLYMPIA - 4th

2000 Ms. International - 8th

1999 Women's Pro Extravaganza, 3rd

1999 Olympia - IFBB, 10th

1999 World Pro Championships - IFBB, 6th

1999 Ms International - IFBB, 18th

1999 Jan Tana Pro Classic - IFBB, 2nd

1998 Olympia - IFBB, 10th

1998 Ms International - IFBB, 14th

1998 Jan Tana Pro Classic - IFBB, 4th

1997 Jan Tana Pro Classic - IFBB, 6th

1996 Jan Tana Pro Classic - IFBB, 12th

1996 Grand Prix Slovakia - IFBB, 8th

1996 Grand Prix Prague - IFBB, 8th

1995 Jan Tana Pro Classic - IFBB, 9th

1995 Grand Prix Prague - IFBB, 5th

1994 Jan Tana Pro Classic - IFBB, 10th

1994 Grand Prix Prague - IFBB, 6th

Look for more of Yaxeni Oriquen in the future.

Oh, yeah, flock, the Good Rev is getting into this Hot Bod Wednesday thing!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Gone ...

2006-08-15T06:40:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

The Good Rev has been called to the Mission Field, urgently. Therefore, the Laying On Of The Hands practice session that was scheduled for 10am in the privacy of the Rectory has be cancelled until further notice.

Now, suckers, let's just hope the Good Rev comes across something worthy of reporting on this hallowed blog upon his return!

Until then, flock, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

Happy Monday, Suckers!

2006-08-13T19:57:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yesterday's Hard Pounder was another great success! The Good Rev is delighted that he was able to practice his new Stress Reduction Technique on Green Eyes. Any other parishioner that would like a little Laying On Of The Hands action is welcome to stop by the Rectory anytime today. The Good Rev will be ahhhhhwaiting!

Okay, okay, enough of the Good Rev begging! The Good Rev just wants to remind you that the congregation is growing and space is in great demand. Now, if things keep UP the way they have been, it will be necessary to expand the Church property. Suggestions for facility improvement may be left in the comment section or emailed directly to the Good Rev at notreverent@yahoo.com.

Thank you all for such a hot fucking week ... let's make sure this one coming is just as hot. Until tomorrow, have at it motherfuckers!

Oh yeah, don't forget to be here Thursday ... HNT, HNT, HNT!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

Sunday Hard Pounder

2006-08-13T08:21:00.000-04:00

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

No fucking around this morning, children, let's get right into the service.

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

SHUDDERING ALL OVER!

love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(Loop)

The Good Rev will be available in the privacy of the Rectory for any additional needs you may have. Until tomorrow, suckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

The Confessional

2006-08-11T06:30:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Wecome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Oh, children, what a fun fucking time we had yesterday! Woo hoo, as Head Support would say, everyday should be like yesterday. Of course, the Good Rev refers to the fun time all over Blogland, not just here at the Church. Although, we did have a rocking time in the Rectory!

Okay, okay, enough of the blah, blah, blah. It has occurred to the Good Rev that many of our newer attendees may not be familiar with the layout of the Church, or the many services offered for your irreverent pleasure, so I've decided to republish the picture of the Confessional. Now, some would call this an Archive Dive ... I prefer to think of it as a Tour Of The Church. The Good Rev justs wants you to know what your getting yourself into!

Now, as the Good Rev said in his original post, if you would like to confess publicly, leave it in the comment section. If you want to confess privately, email it to notreverent@yahoo.com. Your confession is sacred, it will not be revealed to anybody else.

Okay, now, if you would like to do anything else in the Confessional, fess up! Don't be bashful. You want to do somehting special to The Rev, well alright! You want to reserve it for your personal use, no problem. Just put in a request.

Yes, children, this is an open church, everybody is welcome, and everybody has a voice. Suggestions are always appreciated. Donations are not required.

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

HNT 5

2006-08-09T23:22:00.000-04:00

Holy shit ... the volunteer said this was HOT! And, plenty of skin, too, lol. So, good morning motherfuckers and welcome to HNT 5 from The Irreverent Reverend!

Have fun at the Church Of The Hard Fucks today, children ... you know the routine, get over to the sidebar, start with April, and go down. Woo hoo, suckers, wait till you get to Green Eyed Beauty and her twin Why Erika ... man, oh man. Don't forget to come back to church to repent, confess, or get your reward!

Till next time, motherfuckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Sex Dolls

2006-08-09T06:12:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers.

Welcome to the home of The Irreverent Reverend, also known as the Church Of The Hard Fucks! We have fun here, folks.

Okay, tomorrow is HNT. Say it ... HNT! Be here children, the Good Rev has something nice to post, according to the volunteer. We'll see, lol.

Now, flock, the Good Rev did say no more Sex Doll pictures, but, of course, he was referring to the Shocking Versions ... the ones that made half of the church staff throw up. Today, children, the Good Rev is displaying for your viewing pleasure a short series of Sex Dolls from around the world. (Seriously, children, who would partake?)

This is called "Psycho Ex-girlfriend Sex Doll" and did make the Good Rev crack up!

This one is from Japan ... LOL, Japanese Sex Dolls. How cute!

This one is Sex Doll Double Self ... able to take a lot of abuse, lol.

Anyone seen Roxi?

Until tomorrow, suckers ....

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Party!

2006-08-08T07:36:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Did the Good Rev hear party? Woo hoo (tx GE), Roxi is turning _ _, on _ _, and you know the Good Rev loves to dish out a good birthday spanking to those in need. C'mon down, girl! The Good Rev will personally sing Happy Birthday to you in the privacy of the Parsonage - lots of room in there. Happy Birthday Roxi!!!

Heh, heh.

Okay, okay, let's try to be serious for a minute. All parishioners should endeavor to attend services everyday of the week, everyday of the year. That way we're all happy. Thank you. See me in the Rectory for any special needs you might have. Don't forget Thursday ... HNT. The Good Rev might find something to post.

No more Sex Doll pictures ... they've all been published. But, the Good Rev searched the world for some Fine Art to provide the educational experience you've come to enjoy here at the church and found this beautiful painting: Brunette With Bare Breasts, 1872. Hot stuff!

Until tomorrow suckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Fucking Bullshit!

2006-08-07T08:51:00.000-04:00

Yeah, that's right ... bullshit ... the Good Rev had a post ready to go, and those motherfuckers that just love to fuck with me shot in a few pop-ups and blew the post away.

Well, it was going to be a short one anyway ... you know. "The Good Rev is busy having his HNT picture taken, check back later, but no later than Thursday, lol."

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks. See me in the privacy of the Rectory for anything you need taken care of.

Until next time ... have at it, motherfuckers!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Happy Fucking Friday

2006-08-04T06:31:00.000-04:00

Ain't got nothing to say. See you Sunday.

Motherfuckers!

By the way, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, and have a good day. Stick around for a little while, you might run into the Good Rev, he's around here someplace practicing his sermon for the Sunday Hard Pounder. Well, that, and of course, constant Laying On Of The Hands practice sessions in the privacy of the Rectory. Do you blame the Good Rev?

No.

Have a happy!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

HNT 4

2006-08-03T05:33:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, this is the Good Rev's favorite Blogland day! Chant it with me ... HNT, HNT, HNT.

Flock, enjoy it ... the Laying On Of The Hands HNT!

You asked for skin ... thank gawd for the Volunteer!

Okay, okay, enough of the mushy crap. See the Good Rev in the privacy of the Rectory for your personal Laying On Of The Hands experience.

Until next time, suckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

The Day Before

2006-08-01T23:18:00.000-04:00

Ah, yes, children, it is a beautiful day here at the Church Of The Hard Fucks, and you are welcome to enjoy it with the Good Rev.

Just one more day, flock ... one more little day, and you get to see the Good Rev in the flesh. LOL. Well, sorta, kinda ... you'll see.

Okay, okay, enough of that HNT hype. Here's a little something to keep your mind occupied until the big day.

Till tomorrow, motherfuckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Who said that?

2006-08-01T07:40:00.000-04:00

Another Glorious Monday!

2006-07-31T07:53:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

If any of you that showed up yesterday for the Sunday Hard Pounder are still in need, see the Good Rev in the Rectory after 10 am.

Okay, okay, suckers, Blogger isn't cooperating again this morning, so the beautiful picture the Good Rev had planned for your viewing pleasure will have to wait until tomorrow.

Now, flock, let's hope Blogger get it's act together by Thursday! Yeah, you know why ... HNT, HNT, HNT. Just wait till you see The Good Rev on Thursday ... fucking unbelievable, you're gonna say ... this Rev has it fucking MADE! (Ha, ha, ha ... let's see if the Good Rev can live up to the build-up!)

Well, children, the Good Rev is off to the Mission Field for a day of charity work ... and he does mean charity. Pray for his ass.

Until tomorrow, have at it motherfuckers!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Happy Fucking Friday

2006-07-28T07:31:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Okay, suckers, yesterday was another successful HNT for the Good Rev. Some need more skin, but some see the hands, and melt ... LOL. Well, flock, plenty of practice for the Laying On Of The Hands Services keeps those fingers nimble.

Children, the Volunteer has agreed to put me into several revealing positions this weekend, although she doesn't know it yet, so make sure you are here next Thursday. Should be interesting.

Thank you all for your attendance yesterday, have an awesome fucking weekend, and don't forget the Sunday Hard Pounder!

Until then, have at it, motherfuckers. The Good Rev will be in the Rectory for the remainder of the morning, couseling Hilda's sister, if you need anything, just knock.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

HNT 3

2006-07-26T22:44:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Oh yeah, flock ... the Good Rev was trying on his HOT NEW JEANS, and the Volunteer snapped him! Question is, are the jeans going up or down? Only the Volunteer knows for sure, lol.

Okay, suckers, have fun. Don't forget to start with April and go down!

By the way, children, Hilda's sister says hello.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

One Day Till HNT

2006-07-26T07:55:00.000-04:00

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Fucking right! The Good Rev finally made it to the beach, thank you Blogger. Take a good look suckers ... yeah, that's Hilda's sister the Good Rev is surfing with. And, she's a hell of a lot better looking than the muscle bound bitch that's had The Good Rev pinned in the rectory for the past couple of months! Praiz The Lawd.

Okay, okay, enough of that mushy shit. I'm swimming.

Have an awesome fucking Wednesday, pray the Good Rev survives his 'beach' day, and be here tomorrow for HNT ... you have your instructions, flock.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

At The Beach

2006-07-25T07:34:00.000-04:00

Blogger sucks!

Long live Blogger.

Good morning motherfuckers.

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

The Good Rev is at the beach today, enjoying the beautiful sun, the beautiful ocean, and the beautiful women. LOL. The Good Rev dreams big dreams. Actually, he is the Mission Field, as always, tending to the needs of the downtrodden. Believe what you want!

Okay, suckers, the Good Rev had a beautiful picture ready to upload, but Blogger didn't cooperate, so we'll have to see about uploading tomorrow. Be here Thursday, flock, the Good Rev just might be able to find something to post for HNT ... not sure, but going to try, praiz the lawd!

Until then, have at it motherfuckers!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Sunday Hard Pounder

2006-07-23T09:43:00.000-04:00

Woo Hoo Motherfuckers!

Oh yeah, the Good Rev borrows the 'woo hoo' from his assistant, Head Support. Why woo hoo? Because, the second HNT post from the Good Rev was a success! The RAVE reviews are in ... only Crimson wanted more skin. Well, the Good Rev is sure you all want more skin, lol ... only Crimson asked, politely too!

The Good Rev can't make any promises for this coming HNT, as the Volunteer is out of town, but show up anyway, you never know what you might find.

Thank you all for your kind comments ... you make the Good Rev FEEL special!

Okay, okay, enough of the crap. No more delaying, fuckers, let's get right to the service ...

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

SHUDDERING ALL OVER!

love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(Loop)

If anybody has any special needs this morning ... you know, like, you need more, or you need it in private, see the Good Rev in the Rectory. The Good Rev will interrupt his 'laying on of the hands' practice session to attend to your most desperate needs.

Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN

Parody HNT

2006-07-19T22:56:00.000-04:00

HNT, HNT, HNT!

Chant it with the Good Rev!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, motherfuckers. The Good Rev decided to parody last week's HNT posts by the Green Eyed Beauty and Why Erika ... hope they don't mind, LOL.

Okay, suckers ... have at it.

You know the routine.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN