Okay, children, The Reverend has worked tirelessly to make this Wednesday's service a special one for you. I know, I know, Wednesdays are supposed to be for HARD SPANKING, and that will still be provided, however, it will be in private. Anybody desiring the private session just leave a comment saying so, we'll get together.
Now, as you know, this is a non-denominational church. However, many have expressed a need to confess their sins. So, I am excited to announce the official addition of the Confessional. That's right, folks. This sucker was custom made and arrived last night. Now, I know how popular this little hideaway is going to be, so I've had a ticket machine installed. Tickets are free, but you will need one, because the line is sure to be long.
If you would like to confess publicly, leave it in the comment section. If you want to confess privately, email it to notreverent@yahoo.com. Your confession is sacred, it will not be revealed to anybody else.
Okay, now, if you would like to do anything else in the Confessional, fess up! Don't be bashful. You want to do somehting special to The Rev, well alright! You want to reserve it for your personal use, no problem. Just put in a request.
Yes, children, this is an open church, everybody is welcome, and everybody has a voice. Suggestions are always appreciated. Donations are not required.
Hallelujah (69x)
Praiz The Lawd
AMEN
87 comments:
I am SO fucking first in line for a private hard spanking with you, Mr. Rev.
I'm so excited. I think I need a mop!
Is there a limit to how many tickets one can get at any given time?
Cos since I'm first in line...I think I'm just gonna keep grabbin' them. I want like twenty-five. That should be a good head start.
I would also like to tell you that I would like to reserve the confessional for personal use as well.
Sometime during the middle of the night.
Here is my suggestion:
There should be a little secret compartment in the C-booth for me to keep my sextoys. That way when I request to use the booth for personal use...they're handy.
And Reverend....it's not so much what I want to do to you in the confessional booth....it's what I want you to do to me.
Oh my gawd, girl, Strumpet, baby, I am so thrilled to find you first in line! You will never know the JOY ... *hard joy ... I just felt while reading your comment.
Wish granted! Bring the toys! Be sure to label them, so they don't get mixed up with somebody else's.
You get as many tickets as you want ... hell, only 25? C'mon, girl, get a few extra, stuff 'em in your bra (if you're wearin' one).
Hallelujah, girl, the fantasies swirling around in my head right now, good lawd! I have ordered a supply of 9 volts for US, YOU AND ME, praiz the lawd!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Forgive me Reverand, for I sin a lot
Sparkle, honey, are you following The Rev around this morning? I saw your lovely ass over at Strumpet's place ... left you a little love note ... heh, heh.
Kristen, babe, you only think you're sinning ... hallelujah, you want real SIN see me after the service!
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Bless me Father for I have sinned...
I am contrite and down on my knees...
I beg for your hands on my body
and for your holy spirit to fill
me
Touch me with the love of the lawd Rev!
Touch me right there!
Yes
yes
yes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN!
Well, hell, Madame, where have you been all my life? That is the best AMEN I've ever had, lmao.
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
*grabbing The Angel by the chin
LOOK INTO MY EYES GIRL ... you're being naughty again Miss ... just the way The Rev likes you.
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Hey Rev...
Grab this!
Madame, you are so sweet, and demure, I might add ... I think I rather enjoy grabbing THIS!
Available all the time?
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Wow, Madame...that was hot.
Rev,
Done. My toys now have a little 'S' branded upon them. It's kind of coolass. Good idea!
However, I play well with others and I like to share. So, feel free, for you and your sexy brethren, to use them at your leisure.
I didn't want too seem to eager. I said 25 tickets. But, since no one was looking....what I really took was 355.
I'm a rather insatiable girl. I don't think I could ever get enough of the Reverend.
And I have to say it again...Wow, Madame...that was hot.
Strumpet, babe, you make me all mushy inside ... yeah, soft on the inside, and HARD HARD HARD on the outside ... gonna go look at your toys right now. btw, babe, I have the other 10 tix stashed for you, and you won't need one when we have a Leap Year!
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Rev what can I say? You stud
Aww, Erika, you knew what you were doing when you picked that icon, babe, you make me melt ... aw, shit, The Rev is gettin' all mushy again!
Confessional?
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I show up late to chuch and look what happens! *shakes head
~drops condoms and lube into the collection plate~
Rev if I confess I really would need a spanking :)
Green Eyes, you are never late at this church ... services are always ON for you, babe! Would you like to confess something to The Rev? Been naughty?
Strumpet, okay, babe, you are one hot shit! You know that stuff will never make it to the collection room ... it'll be used up before the service is over.
Erika, honey, I'm waiting ...
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Strumpet: Thanks for providing extras!
Rev: Me naughty? Nooooooo. I've been very, very good! Swear!
green eyes:are you saying that with a staight face?
rev: I don't know if you can handle it
You're welcome, Greenie! Glad to be of service.
I put condoms and lube in the secret sextoy stash in the confessional as well, everyone.
With the way this church is run they have to be available at every turn.
Strumpet: I think we should take a collection up just to replenish your supply! It's going like crazy!
Erika: You're beginning to know me too well. I don't think I like that. Damn, I can't get away with anything!
Green eyes: don't worry I got your back. I am more worried about Rev he might be walking funny after this
Erika: The Rev will be fine. He's got all the "higher powers" looking out for him. lol
I don't green eyes..He seems kinda nervous to me.
Erika: We'll just have to see what happens. You get 'em girl!
Ok, confession time...The Goose has become smitten.
mmm I might like his spankings
'Smitten' is such a good word.
And, they're off!!!!!!!
Well, hell, children, got a little rest in the rectory (love that word) while y'all yucked it up here.
Now, Erika, honey, I am definitely nervous ... but what the hell, I'll get over it. Bare hand?
Green Eyes, I knew you could never be naughty *snicker ... thanks for taking care of the flock while I slept.
Mr Goose, so nice of you to stop by. I wonder, did the flock notice that you are, well, er, actually ... THE SNATCH MONGER???
Strumpet, honey, thanks for the supplies ... and thanks for getting me UP so early this morning ... loved it.
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Rev bring it on!
I aim to please, Reverend.
Always.
I didn't do anything! Swear! *wink
Erika, baby, a little fiesty today, eh?
Strumpet, you did, honey, you did, lmao!
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
I like it when Erika is feisty.
Well, hell, Strumpet, honey, up for a little 3 way confession ... me, you and Erika?
Oops, forgot to ask Erika if it's okay with her! Got a feelin' it is though ... she's Ms Spunky today, and she likes it with a bare hand.
Strumpet, think you could wake me again tomorrow?
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Thanks Strumpet!
Rev Rev Rev are you pimping me out here?
Well, hell, girl ... absolutely. Do you know about Strumpet's little trick with the 9 volt batteries?
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Why no I don't. Am I going to get another education lesson?
rotflmfao, hell yeah, but one you'll probably really enjoy ... shocking though it may be!
Hell, girl, you are so much fun, I'm so glad you get to hang around the church!!
Praiz The Lawd
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Well thanks Rev for having me
Goosey "SNATCH MONGER" McNASTY in the blog house!
Well, hell, the pleasure is really all mine Erika ... now don't get me all mushy again. lol
Goose, did I hear SNATCH?? Alright, thanks man!! Say hello to the flock while you're here!
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For the Education of the Elegantly Eager Erika:
There's this little trick I recently read about and I'm in dire need of trying it out.
The very, VERY good Reverend says he's gonna help me out in that department.
I can't fucking wait.
Short Circuit (verb) A slang term for shocking a girl's wet clit with a nine volt battery.
I do a Sex-term-of-the-day thing at my blog. That was yesterday's.
But, something SO much more fun than my little blog...
Oh, Reverend...let's get to this bit about me waking you up in the morning tomorrow, baby.
You COULD give me the keys to the church. When I'm finished drinking later this evening, you'll probably just about be ready to get up. So the timing will be perfect. I'll just stroll into the rectory, (that IS a cool word!) roll the covers down over your handsome, sleeping body and wake you up in the best possible way....
....Or I could just leave you a comment on your blog.
But, we gotta be careful with the key thing. Cos, sooner or later you'll end up like Pavlov's Dog. Every time you hear a set of keys jingling outside the doorway your little altar boy is gonna get real happy.
Oh, and, dude. I'm ALWAYS up for a three-way.
Especially, if YOU'RE going to be there with your bare hands just aching to go to town on our asses.
Hot damn.
....Hi, Mr. Snatch.
Well, hell, Strumpet, baby, you just made my day again! This is so fucking incredible! And, you did call me Dude, didn't you?
Hallelujah ... you can have the keys, I'm already like Pavlov's Dog when I see your name!!
I sleep with one eye open, babe, so be careful, I might surprise you ... in a nice way, hallelujah!
Erika? Erika? Did you catch that, about the batteries? Are you game?
Praiz The Lawd
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN and AMEN
I really like surprises.
Dude.
*shakes head*
Well, hell, Green Eyes, that's exactly my response!
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Damn, yo! We went through all those condoms ALREADY???
Rev, I gotta say you're a mighty talented man.
It's a good thing I brought more.
Strumpet's got it covered! What a girl!
Ah, yes, Strumpet has been officially designated as The Irreverent Reverend's supply sergeant. Bring more lube too, babe, will ya?
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Dang the things I learn from you Rev
At your service, Reverend.
Please tell me that this position comes with some cute little uniform I get to wear.
Erika? I'll take that as a yes, you're down with the battery play.
Good to know.
I have to follow you guys around everywhere! *giggles
hey Green Eyes
Found you! Took me long enough, I'm sweating, lol
Green Eyes, I want to thank you again, babe, for entertaining the troops while I was in the rectory this afternoon. Now, don't ask me again who I was doing in there, k?
Erika, I've caught you being naughty alot today, what's up with that, girl? You really want that spanking, don't you?
Strumpet, I love a woman in uniform, hallelujah! Must be why there are so many pregnant nuns running around these days, eh?
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Rev, let's talk about a proper thank you, shall we?
ya Rev what Green Eyes said
Erika's got my back! She's great like that! Let's double team him! If Strumpet's still around, we could triple team him. Now we're talking!
He might like that...alot
He's MIA now, we can talk about him! hee hee
haha I think he got scared
Well, hell, ladies, seems a Rev's work is never done. Line up!
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Yeah, we're just too much to handle! Take that!
Goonies is on now, I love that movie!
I love that movie too
OK, gotta grab a drink. If you travel, leave a damn trail!
Green Eyes, girl, movies and blogging mix? Who knew.
Erika, babe, nothing scares The Rev ... and he would like it!
Oh, yeah.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
I really want to be your 69th post.
Hey, tv, blogging, writing, drinking, you name it, I've got it covered!
Now Rev, go back up a bit and read what said a bit ago, Erika backed me up.
Shit, babe, I think you missed it ... but, well, er, ah, we might be able to think of something to ease the pain! Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Ohhhhh, Green Eyes, a proper thank you is in order. You give the order, I do what you want. Hallelujah!
Damn, you made me spill my beer!
ok this a weir question
does anybody know who got voted off of american idol?
"Good Enough, for you it's good enough, for me it's good, good enough" *cyndi lauper singing
Do you really want to know? I do, I do! Don't want to spoil it for others, though...
I'll post in on my blog now.
I know, I totally missed it. That's what the expletive was for. I'm so jealous, Greenie. I think it's her that has that privilege.
You're a rockstar, Miss Green.
Rev if you wanna make me feel better....well, we'll just grab that collection plate and leave a trail around the church. The altar boys can clean-up in the morning when we're finished christening every corner, inbetween the pews, in the choir booth, and behind the organ in the balcony.
Oh, and I'm workin' on some stained-glass erotica to help align the feng shui to suit our needs.
Strumpet, girl, you are so talented! I'm jealous!
Yeah, I think Erika got the 69, but you could always try tomorrow!
69?
Sweets, you were the 69th comment here at the Rev's. If I were you, I'd request a special treat!
Whoever got it....I'm so jealous.
It is SO on for tomorrow.
So, yeah Erika...take advantage of whatever specialty the Rev has reserved for that honour.
Well, hell, girl, no need to ask girl. Got Erika covered. Special spanking session with the Rev, first thing in the morning, wright after I get done handling Strumpet. k?
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Holy shit, The Rev can't even type anymore. Been using these hands all day.
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awww I feel so touched. You need to take care of strumpet first
Erika, babe, inside joke, glad you got it, lol.
Sugar, I am absolutely honored!
Really.
Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
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