A Beautiful Sketch

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, I continue to search the world for beautiful artwork so I may broaden your horizons in some small way. That is, of course, if you are an appreciator of fine art. Ah, but, who isn't?

I remember taking Art Appreciation in school when I was a kid. How sad that my wonderful teachers never exposed my eyes to the kind of art you will find on this blog, or should I say, at this Church!



Thank you for stopping by today, flock. I appreciate it ... after all, I did take Flock Appreciation 101 when I attended Seminary. LOL

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

This Chair Was Made For ...

Good morning Motherfuckers!!! The Good Rev's second day back!! We are making progress here.

Flock, I've decided that I missed my calling. I should have been an artist; an artist that produces fine erotic art like the piece below. Sure, preaching is a wonderful calling, and one I execute with precision, but look at what this guy created!



Mmmm, come to think of it, I could do this with my digital.

Ahh, yes, suckers. I'm having fun. I hope you are too.

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AMEN

WTF?

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, it's true, The Good Rev has returned for some crazy reason. Only time will tell what it could possibly be, lol.

BTW, I've been away, attending the College Of Hard Knocks in preparation for continuing to shepherd the Church Of The Hard Fucks!! It was a tough course!

So, flock, in honor of my own return, I have searched the world and found this beautiful erotic fine art just for you ...









Kind of reminds me of something I saw on JENN's Blog tonight! LOL

Welcome back, suckers!!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

That's Not My Hand!

Good morning Motherfuckers! Welcome to The Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, here's another fine piece of Erotic Art for your viewing pleasure. As you can see, I've been traveling the World seeking only the finest Art to present to the Flock. What other church offers such educational opportunities?

Spank?

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AMEN

Ancient Erotic Art

Hello motherfuckers!

I know, I know ... you thought the Church Of The Hard Fucks was closed. No, no, children, I was merely away educating myself, so that I could better serve my deserving flock!

Check out this sample of erotic art that was discovered in Pompeii, which was entombed by volcanic ash when Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 A.D. The art was uncovered in the 1700s, but locked away in a museum vault in Naples because it was considered too offensive to display to the public. Times change. What can I say?

Okay, suckers, I'm back, for today at least, lol.

Until I return ...

Spank?

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AMEN

Art Lesson!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, this, I suppose, is the only church on the face of this here Blogland that provides educational opportunities for its flock. I know you came for the sermon, but as an added bonus, here's some rather awesome Erotic Fine Art!



















Makes you want to take up Archery, doesn't it?

Now, suckers, here's something totally Irreverent for you ... the lyrics of ...

My Prayer
Unknown Artist

oh lord, won’t you listen to my song?
everything right in my life is all wrong
but there’s one thing I was hoping you could do for me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

oh lord, I’m a sinner, that’s true
but after all of the terrible things I’ve been through
there’s just one thing in the world that can save me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and waterfalls and butterflies
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh lord, I’m not asking you for money
I’m not askin’ you strike down my enemies
I’m not asking you to part the red sea
but I would love to part the lips of a pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and unicorns and angels
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh I hope you don’t mind taking this time to listen to me
the world is a mess but we could fix it I’d guess
if we just had more pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and gumdrops and lollypops
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

In the famous words of Green Eyes (aka Head Support), Woo Hoo!

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN