Sunday, March 01, 2009

George

George Ivan Morrison (generally known as Van Morrison) (born August 31, 1945) is a Grammy Award-winning Irish singer, songwriter, author, poet and multi-instrumentalist, who has been a professional musician during the last five decades. He plays a variety of instruments, including the guitar, harmonica, keyboards, drums, and saxophone. Featuring his characteristic growl - a unique mix of throaty folk, blues, Irish, scat, and Celtic influences - Morrison is widely considered one of the most unusual and influential vocalists in the history of rock and roll.

Van Morrison
Brown Eyed Girl lyrics

Hey, where did we go
Days when the rains came?
Down in the hollow
Playing a new game,
Laughing and a-running, hey, hey,
Skipping and a-jumping
In the misty morning fog with
Our, our hearts a-thumping
And you, my brown-eyed girl,

You, my brown-eyed girl.
Whatever happened
To tuesday and so slow
Going down to the old mine with a
Transistor radio.
Standing in the sunlight laughing
Hidin' behind a rainbowed wall,
Slipping and a-sliding
All along the waterfall
With you, my brown-eyed girl,
You, my brown-eyed girl.

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Just like that
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
La dee dah.

So hard to find my way
Now that I'm all on my own.
I saw you just the other day,
My, how you have grown!
Cast my memory back there, Lord,
Sometime I'm overcome thinking about
Making love in the green grass
Behind the stadium
With you, my brown-eyed girl,
You, my brown-eyed girl.

Do you remember when we used to sing
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Laying in the green grass
Sha la la la la la la la la la la dee dah
Dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee dah dee
Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la
Dee dah la dee dah la dee dah la
D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...


From LYRICSMODE.COM lyrics archive
Lyrics | Van Morrison lyrics - Brown Eyed Girl lyrics

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Thursday, January 01, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

May your 2009 be filled with adventure and cash!



Don't forget to tithe at the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving




Have an awesome holiday, flock!

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Campaign Billboard Sighting



Yes, children, just as you imagined, the Good Rev is FAIR AND BALANCED, just like that cable news station that we all know and love. When I spotted this anti McCain billboard I immediately voted it best billboard of the election season.

Thanks for stopping by today, flock. I appreciate you.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

Election Day Sign Sighting



I spotted this sign at a busy intersection this morning and immediately voted it best 'yardsign' ever for this election season.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Make sure you get out to vote on Tuesday, flock. No matter who you are for, I encourage participation in the political process.



Thank you for your attendance today, children, I appreciate it!

Do not overdose on sugar.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Friday, October 24, 2008

Pretty Kitty

Good morning, Motherfuckers!! Thank you for stopping by the Church Of The Hard Fucks today.

Flock, upon learning that the beautiful and intelligent KJ of KJ's World was planning on partying this evening dressed as a 'pretty kitty' I, the Good Rev, searched the world for images of pretty kitties. Of course, I had Hello Kitty in my mind, lol, and soon realized KJ was not going as that Pretty Kitty.

So, children, this is just a fraction of the interesing 'pretty kitty' images I found:







Have fun, KJ, and all you other party animals!!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Delicious Recipe

Good morning, Sweet Congregation! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

I know, I know, that's totally out of character for the dirty old Rev, I mean, The Good Rev. Just trying something new here, flock.

Children, I searched the world and found a wonderful recipe I'm sure you will all love. Actually, I found it right on my desk. World search isn't what it's cracked up to be.

Enjoy!



Don't hesitate to invite me for dinner!

Thanks for worshiping here today, flock. I appreciate you!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Squirrels for KJ

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ah, children, today is a special day here at the church! Having learned of KJ's great fear of squirrels, and having been informed that this is Squirrel Appreciation Week (I haven't confirmed that, but wtf) I, The Good Rev, have decided to post these photos I took back in June of this year when I was out and about with the wildlife.

Just for you Kristen ... btw, I didn't like getting too close to these suckers! I raised a baby squirrel once, so I know they have vicious teeth and claws.












Thank you for stopping by today, Flock. I appreciate you.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Monday, October 06, 2008

A Beautiful Sketch

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, I continue to search the world for beautiful artwork so I may broaden your horizons in some small way. That is, of course, if you are an appreciator of fine art. Ah, but, who isn't?

I remember taking Art Appreciation in school when I was a kid. How sad that my wonderful teachers never exposed my eyes to the kind of art you will find on this blog, or should I say, at this Church!



Thank you for stopping by today, flock. I appreciate it ... after all, I did take Flock Appreciation 101 when I attended Seminary. LOL

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

I Love Tennis

Good morning, Motherfuckers!! Welcome to another glorious day at the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, flock, as the title says, I love tennis. You know, most female tennis players have well developed bodies - strong, sleek, well proportioned. I say most because I have been shocked by some of the bodies I've seen, but in general, most are hot! I searched the world to find a photo that would help illustrate my point, and this is what I found:







A good stretch is always in order.

Are any of you tennis players?

Thanks for stopping by today, Children ... church just wouldn't be the same without you!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Monday, September 29, 2008

Fighting For What's Right

Good morning, Motherfuckers!!! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, flock, I am in great demand as a preacher. My sermons are always relevant, concise, to-the-point commentaries on the social and cultural challenges of the day. You know that. Some in the Congregation get a little carried away at times, though ... case in point:






























Thank you for your attendance today, children!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Friday, September 26, 2008

Songs With "Whiskey" In The Lyrics

Fuck You, I'm Drunk
by Flogging Molly


I bang on the door but you won't let me in,
'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin.
Locked all the doors from the front to the back,
And left me a note telling me I should pack.
I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer,
They order me up a whiskey and beer.
You ask me why I'm writing this poem,
Some call it a tavern but I call it home.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
You've given me an option, you say I must choose,
'tween you and the liquor, then I'll take the booze!
Jumpin' on Western down to the south side,
Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk.
Fuck you, I'm drunk
Fuck you, I'm drunk
And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Naked Nun

Good morning, Motherfuckers!!! Welcome to Day 3 of the triumphant return of The Good Rev!! LOL

Well, flock, I don't know how triumphant it is, but it is fun.

Now, children, I was hanging around by myself in the Rectory last night pondering the question, "What would a naked nun look like?" ... yes, suckers, I'm a deep thinker, especially on issues confronting the church as we know it. Don't laugh.

Okay, okay, let's get to the point. The point is, how would you know it was a naked nun, unless of course you saw her habit next to her naked body? Right.

This is not a naked nun pictured here in the grasp of law enforcement, it is simply a woman protesting something to do with AIDS.



These are not naked nuns either, they are just five nuns sitting on unique barstools imbibing. (I like the one in the middle.)



And this is not a naked nun either, it is simply a sexy chick dressed like a nun looking like she would be happy to be a naked nun at any given moment.



Yes, children, another wonderful sermon preached by The Good Rev has concluded. I know that makes you sad, but there is always tomorrow. If you find a picture of a naked nun, please send it to: notreverent @ yahoo {dot} com.

Thank you for your attendance today, suckers.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

This Chair Was Made For ...

Good morning Motherfuckers!!! The Good Rev's second day back!! We are making progress here.

Flock, I've decided that I missed my calling. I should have been an artist; an artist that produces fine erotic art like the piece below. Sure, preaching is a wonderful calling, and one I execute with precision, but look at what this guy created!



Mmmm, come to think of it, I could do this with my digital.

Ahh, yes, suckers. I'm having fun. I hope you are too.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

WTF?

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, it's true, The Good Rev has returned for some crazy reason. Only time will tell what it could possibly be, lol.

BTW, I've been away, attending the College Of Hard Knocks in preparation for continuing to shepherd the Church Of The Hard Fucks!! It was a tough course!

So, flock, in honor of my own return, I have searched the world and found this beautiful erotic fine art just for you ...









Kind of reminds me of something I saw on JENN's Blog tonight! LOL

Welcome back, suckers!!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Friday, September 19, 2008

Song With "Bad" In It

NASTY LITTLE EPISODE


Bad Weather
Bad Food
Bad Judgement
Bad Mood

Bad Habits
Bad Image
Bad Connection
Bad News

Bad Idea
Bad Combination
Bad Timing
Bad Tube

Bad Impression
Bad Intentions
Bad Day
Bad Move

CHORUS
I'm gonna start living right tomorrow
Wake up and meditate, begin to radiate
Tomorrow

Bad Situation
Bad Reception
Bad Choices
Bad Start

Bad Language
Bad Numbers
Bad Excuses
Bad Heart

Bad Behavior
Bad Vision
Bad Position
Bad Wheel

Bad Selection
Bad Dream
Bad Advice
Bad Deal

CHORUS
Start living right tomorrow
Conscious and elegant
Spiritually evident
Tomorrow

Bad Movie
Bad Time
Bad Stuff
Bad Sign

Bad Suspision
Bad Fight
Bad Dog
Bad Bite

Bad Loser
Bad Breaks
Bad Temper
Bad Shape

Bad Credit
Bad Debt
Bad Manners
Bad Bet

CHORUS

Bad Penny
Bad Press
Bad Reaction
Bad Guess

Bad Decision
Bad Rhyme
Bad Apple
Bad Line

Bad Batch
Bad Sleep
Bad Case
Bad Week

Bad Call
Bad Spot
Bad Dude
Bad Shot

Bad Back
Bad Breath
Bad Condition
Bad Shakes

Bad Side
Bad Turn
Bad Promise
Bad Burn

Bad Taste
Bad Look
Bad Digestion
Bad Book

Bad Law
Bad Luck
Bad Pussy
Bad Fuck

Bad Trip
Bad Shit
Bad Song
Bad Whit

Monday, August 13, 2007

Asterisk Hunters

Good morning Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, I have been absent and have not been paying attention to my duties here at the Church. Forgive me?

Well, flock, as usual,I've been searching the world for educational material, but I got a little side-tracked when I saw those commercials on TV about the Asterisk Hunters (Finders, Seekers, or whatever they are), and I found one for them! Is it worth anything?



























LOL

Okay, suckers, carry on.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Sunday, June 03, 2007

That's Not My Hand!
























Good morning Motherfuckers! Welcome to The Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, here's another fine piece of Erotic Art for your viewing pleasure. As you can see, I've been traveling the World seeking only the finest Art to present to the Flock. What other church offers such educational opportunities?

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Thursday, May 31, 2007

Ancient Erotic Art

Hello motherfuckers!

I know, I know ... you thought the Church Of The Hard Fucks was closed. No, no, children, I was merely away educating myself, so that I could better serve my deserving flock!

Check out this sample of erotic art that was discovered in Pompeii, which was entombed by volcanic ash when Mount Vesuvius erupted in 79 A.D. The art was uncovered in the 1700s, but locked away in a museum vault in Naples because it was considered too offensive to display to the public. Times change. What can I say?

Okay, suckers, I'm back, for today at least, lol.

Until I return ...

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Happy Mother's Day


Ah, yes, children, The Good Rev misses all you mothers! Have a wonderful day, Ladies, and I hope you get your due reward.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Church

You gotta love it!! Yes, motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Almost a whole month without attending to my flock ... actually, it was more than a month. Please forgive me!

I found this nun in the Rectory, praying ... in high heels, wtf! I told her she had the wrong church, we don't do that shit around here. She said she was told this was the place to find true RELIGION.

Okay ... you can stay, I say!
























Woo Hoo, in the words of the luscious, adorable, Head Support, Green Eyes!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Art Lesson!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, this, I suppose, is the only church on the face of this here Blogland that provides educational opportunities for its flock. I know you came for the sermon, but as an added bonus, here's some rather awesome Erotic Fine Art!



















Makes you want to take up Archery, doesn't it?

Now, suckers, here's something totally Irreverent for you ... the lyrics of ...

My Prayer
Unknown Artist

oh lord, won’t you listen to my song?
everything right in my life is all wrong
but there’s one thing I was hoping you could do for me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

oh lord, I’m a sinner, that’s true
but after all of the terrible things I’ve been through
there’s just one thing in the world that can save me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and waterfalls and butterflies
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh lord, I’m not asking you for money
I’m not askin’ you strike down my enemies
I’m not asking you to part the red sea
but I would love to part the lips of a pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and unicorns and angels
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh I hope you don’t mind taking this time to listen to me
the world is a mess but we could fix it I’d guess
if we just had more pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and gumdrops and lollypops
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

In the famous words of Green Eyes (aka Head Support), Woo Hoo!

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Acceptance

Overheard recently at the Church Of The Hard Fucks ...

The Good Rev: Good morning children.

Staff: What?

The Good Rev: Good morning motherfuckers!

Staff: That's more like it, Rev.

The Good Rev: Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks. Glad you could make it. So, suckers, nobody stepped up and helped me with instructions on how to paste in my new Header ... what's up with that shit?

Okay, okay, enough whining on my part. You know, children, I've been very busy lately, out ministering to the downtrodden, the defeated souls of our society, the lost. It takes a lot out of me. BUT, I still have time to see a select few in the privacy of the Rectory! Let's start with you, Head Support, heh heh. Ha, just thought I'd throw that in to see if anyone noticed. Line up behind her, but don't touch ...

Flock, good news! Look at the overhead screen behind the choir box.


















Now serving, daily, in the Rectory ... guaranteed to make you lose that uptight feeling ...

























Vintage Beauty: Oh, Good Rev, you don't have to serve that for me ... I'm always willing to drop them for you.

The Good Rev: Thank you, thank you ... LOL ... nice tits, by the way.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Monday, January 22, 2007

Woo Fucking Hoo!

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Blogger was being a pain for awhile, not allowing me to upload pictures. But, children, for some crazy reason it has granted me access once again.

I stole the Woo Hoo from Green Eyes, the church's most adorable and HOT Head Support. I'm hoping she doesn't mind.

Suckers, below is the new header for the Church's blog. Someone tell me how to paste it into the template ... please. It is formatted for the exact size.









Okay, flock, I've missed your lovely asses ... that is if you are female. If you're a male, you're welcome, but I didn't miss your ass.

Thank you Roxi for dubbing me the Flock Manager, lol!

Okay, suckers, I'm going looking for dirty pictures. Maybe I'll update this post later.

Until then, have at it, motherfuckers!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Vacation Is Over

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ahh, yes, children, my vacation was fucking awesome. I didn't want it to end! But, my flock needs me (don't you?), so I've returned just for you.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Merry Christmas

Hello motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Children ... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from me, The Good Rev. Thank you for your attendance during the past year. I'm looking forward to a great 2007 ... be here, enjoy it with me!

Blogger sucks, I can't upload pictures, so you'll just have to imagine the awesome Christmas Card I was about to post.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Absent !!!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, I'm guilty ... guilty of being an absent Irreverent Reverend! I deserve a spanking. Line up at the Rectory and I'll bare my cute little ass so you can dish out the punishment I so deserve!

Damn, I'm so fucking bad at fulfilling my duties lately, I even missed HNT last week! What's worse is ... I just realized it now!!! Holy shit.

Okay, okay, enough of the mealy mouth, insincere apology. I haven't heard anyone complaining anyway ...

Anyone UP for a little seafood?
























Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN