Yes children, The Rev has donned his gala attire and is now serving green beer to all of the faithful. However, it is with a saddened heart that he announces that some asshole screwed up and the good Rev is not able to access his own church ...
FORBIDDEN YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO ACCESS THIS WEBSITE ON THIS SERVER!
Hallelujah, I'm praying as we speak. This is probably one of the worst days in the Rev's very short history!
On a lighter note: Strumpet, babe, I knew you would be ahhhhwaiting the Rev early this morning, per my last note to your sweet little ass. Sorry I couldn't accommodate, it pains me more than you will ever know.
Erika, honey, child ... are you green today? I can't see you!
Green Eyes, babe, you know about these SERVER DOWN problems! Good morning to your sweet Irish ass!
Yes, children, the Rev is feeling a bit distressed and cannot even come up with the words to express his disoriented state of mind.
Faithful, hallelujah, party without me!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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~drops green condoms and lube in collection plate~
Okay, with that done...
Mr. Reverend, I have become quite saddened at the loss of access to both my and your blogs. So, I feel your pain. Hopefully, this problem will be completely fixed soon.
However, I bet we can come up with a few things to distract our minds in the meantime....
But, seriously...not having access to my own fucking blog is like I'm going through heroin withdrawal or something. I need to feed my addiction at every turn. Ugh. I feel like a desperate crackwhore.
Welcome back, baby!
WHOOO HOOOO!!!!
Where have you been?
I missed you.
Now where did you hide your pot of gold?
I came online right quick to check my blog. Then I checked yours.
You SO suck cos your blog is working, and mine is not.
Ugh.
I'll be in the confessional, awaiting my morning spanking.
I'm so jealous.
I want my blog to work.
SO BAD.
Well, hell, Strumpet, nobody feels your pain like the good Rev. Yesterday was a sad day in blogland! I just checked and your blog is half back (sounds like a football term). Hallelujah.
Good lawd, girl, the Rev's hand aches for you! Seems you left the Confessional prior to my arrival. I will ahhhhwait your return.
You rock girl!
Madame, babe, thank you for gracing us with your presence, you are one hot Irish chica! The Rev likes looking at you ... hawt!
Children, let's all pray together that blogland is repaired and we never have to endure such pain again.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Blogland just isn't the same with the Rev's church.
Missed you baby!
Well, hell, child (that's you Green Eyes) thank you for expressing your apprectiation for the church. Hallelujah.
The Rev missed you too!
Been naughty lately?
Booze it up on St Pat's?
Spank?
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
I think I'd rather be the Tight End.
Can that be my new position?
It is still a sad day in Blog Land for Strumpet, as my blog is not even half back. It's like all kinds of WAY FUCKED UP. I am not sure what to do about it.
I'm depressed now.
Argh.
I think I need a spanking, Reverend. That will cheer me up.
Please?
Well, hell, Strumpet ... anything for you babe, considerin' you are the most faithful ... one spanking coming UP! Would you like that with a bare hand or the green paddle you were nice enough to leave in the offering plate?
You are one fucking riot, Strumpet, babe. Hell yeah, you can be the tight end ... been lookin' for one for years. Hallelujah.
Suggestion: heard about others settin' up a temp blog till theirs comes back. Lotta work, but might ease the frustration of not being able to GET IT UP! lmao (little joke their)
Your rock girl!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
No spanking for me, for now, but thanks for the offer, Rev. Naughty? Me? I you know me better than that! *snicker
Strumpet: sorry you're having so much trouble with the blog, we're so addicted!!!
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