Wednesday, March 08, 2006

HARD POUNDING SERVICE

Welcome to the first Wednesday evening HARD POUNDING service. Feel free to join in at will. There is no pressure here at The Irreverent Reverend. Assisting tonight will be Miss Innocent. She has all the skills to help you with the HARD POUNDING experience. After and intensive training course in which Miss Innocent ... well, hell, nevermind ... she has been certified as the first HARD POUNDING counselor here at The Irreverent Reverend's home base.

Okay, here we go ...

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking
Slamming.
Ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
YOU’RE ASS!

(Repeat 3x)

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!

(Repeat 5x)

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!

(Loop)

Hallelujah (69x)

Thank you for attending. I hope you will return often. Sunday Spanking Service is at 10:30 am, est.

Hallelujah, hallelujah.

AMEN

4 comments:

The Good Rev said...

Well, hell, Miss Carni, glad you enjoyed the service!! Don't forget Sunday morning. Hallelujah (8x)

Callie said...

Praise the Lawd!!!

oh gawd...

Oh Gawd...

OH GAWD!!!!

aaahhhh...much better now

Now, bless me again please??!!??!!

The Good Rev said...

Well, hell, Callie, I have never ending Amens for you babe,

bless you,

Bless You, child,

BLESS YOU.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Miss Innocent said...

Better late than never..riiight?
P.S. Rev, my HNT is already up...you can have firsties on the comment....

Hallelujah,Amen, Hell Yeah, and HARRRRDER, Faster, Deeeeper!

See, I did my part!