Yes, children (that would be all you motherfuckers), yesterday, the most enticing Dance Instructor on the face of the earth (that's you Madame X) posted a little tidbit that she picked up from Horsn', and The Good Reverend always likes to sieze upon a GOOD THING ... ahem ... so he went in search of something his flock might like when they arrived for services on this glorious Friday morning.
When he found it, lo and behold, The Good Reverend discovered that it had already been labeled by the The Tight End Supply Sergeant, The Irreverent Reverend's own .... STRUMPET!
Hallelujah, children, that's what The Good Rev calls doing your fucking job efficiently!
Okay, children, before I go any further, I must give a special shout out to JENN! Yes, faithful, I do believe this is the first time the lovely lady has visited The Irreverent Reverend, although, I have been known to be wrong in the past, and it could be that she just hasn't been here in a while, but what the fuck, no matter what the situation, or the occasion, I am so fucking happy she showed up and said, "Hey Rev" that I had to give at least a paragraph to the beauty. Thanks babe!
Now, moving on, praiz the lawd, I must also give a special shout out to APRIL! Hell yeah, faithful, she brought her sweet ass by last night and checked in ... phew, go check out this hawt little chica's tattoo! Thanks, babe, come back, y'all!
Now, a special shout out to Otis Day, also. Looks like Otis got his ass whooped good by some bad ass motherfucker, and the Good Rev doesn't take to kindly to that kind of shit ... but, alas, Otis says he looks like that all the time ... and apparently likes it .... so, welcome Otis! You fucking crack me up, man.
Okay, enough of that mushy shit.
Now, faithful, praiz the lawd, The Rev was looking for someplace to stash Strumpet's Candy Supply and he found this little number, painted in 1866 by Gustave Courbet, and titled The Origin Of The World. Yes, yes, children, I know, what fucking church in the world provides educational opportunites like this? A fucking museum of art is being established as we speak!
Hallelujah, children, have a most awesome fucking day ... and, if you can't, too fucking bad.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
48 comments:
Rev I got someplace better to stash your candy supply and she's
"been to Brazil"!!!!
Well, hell, child (that's you Madame), I do believe you have once again BROUGHT THE REV TO NEW HEIGHTS! Yes, my sweet little, hawt, Dance babe, show me the way!
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AMEN
Rev: I really think the whole wint-o-green spark thing is an urban legend... but if any of the female flock wanna play "myth busters"... just in the interest of science mine you...
Well, hell, Knight (that's you son), you've got The Good Rev in stitches here. Thanks, and good morning to you.
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AMEN
God Bless life savers
I once had a friend that nearly choked to death on a life saver.. True story..
Hey, Rev.
Well, hell, ladies (that would be you madame, Kristen, and Heather) ... the Rev is UP this fine fucking Friday, just at the sight of you three beauties! Hallelujah, all days should start like this! ***spark?
Morning, Rasta ... high?
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AMEN
Morning and Happy Friday, Rev!
Is Knight looking for volunteers???
I love that painting.
I first came across it in a TASCHEN book.
I have a passion for TASCHEN.
They are always full of goodies like these.
I've always wanted to get a print of it for my bathroom.
Sir Knight, you are indeed correct that the Wint-o-green does not actually produce visible sparks when bitten down upon. However, sparks do fly and there's much tingling goin' on when this bit of candy fun is practiced.
But, part of all the fun in this world is the suspension of disbelief and allowing yourself to partake in the fantasy, no?
Oh my is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Strumpet are tingling over there?
What up, REV!
I'm sooo gonna have to try the Sparks thing!
Hey Rev~
Sorry, I've been away, yes... I had to actually do some work, God forbid. (no offense Rev)
Yes, Green eyes (I love Green eyes, by the way) we all need to do your part, for science. Don't listen to Strumpt, I've only heard it's a myth. We need to find out for ourselves, it's the only way to be sure!!!
GREEN EYES! Babe, volunteers are lining up at the Rectory (love that word), but I can't find Knight!
STRUMPET! You are such a Worldly Woman ... I mean that in a good way!
HOLY SHIT! Did I hear someone say SNATCH? Thanks, man ...
Robyn, babe, the Good Rev is honored ... thanks for bringing your hawt little sweet ass by ... amen!
Erika, sweetie, so cute, spank? Oh, for you babe, spank or spark?
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AMEN
Does that woman know that something just crawled out of her cootch?
I bet she could use a breath mint. hee!
Knight, I'm all about experimentation. I think you have to find things out for yourself, you know, be a part of the "HANDS ON" process.
Hands, lips, tounge... whatever it takes
And all in the name of science, of course, *wink
of course.
HOLY SHIT! You two need some time alone in the Confessional?
That would be you, Knight, and the ever lovely HEAD SUPPORT Green Eyes, I address!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
LILY! You honor the Rev ... thanks for bringing your sweet ass to church today! Love that bio pic.
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AMEN
Who's got the life savers?
I can make sparks fly and I don't need life savers to do it.
hey rev, ois always appreciates a shout out in the "house"...long as it ain't the big house.
i was looking at that mi-t-fine art you got there and i started thinking...
i ain't seen no fro like that since Sly Stone sung
thankyafalettinmebemiceelf
preach on
GREEN EYES! I do believe Strmpet ran of the the mints ... and the poor girl is trying to recover from too much experimenting!
Well, hell, OTIS (that's you man) thanks for those kind words, dude! I like being outa the Big House myself, hallelujah!
JENN! Sweetie, thanks babe, your presence is felt in all the right places ... awesome effin blog, btw!!
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AMEN
Has anyone seen Otis?
Hey how come I wasnt invited to the party.
Rev spanking first please maybe we can work on the sparks from there *wink* *wink*
Green Eyes I think you have to ask Stumpet for the life savers. Where is she? Did she get an invite to the party?
Knight, didn't you come prepared????
what is up my rastafarian brother man, changling a little on mighty hemp?
I'm back... that whole work thing get in the way of my blog fun...
Anyway, Green Eyes, I will come prepared.
Otis, man, been looking for you, brotha! Is that your mug shot you got posted there? Did those mutha's do that to you man?
no man, i always look like this...i got the limp from the man though.
Rev, you think you could pray for Otis' limp?
meybe he can pray for me cause my future baby's mama's mama is coming into town tonight
gone be some mama's mama drama
Knight, a prepared man is a lucky man.
Otis, I'll say some prayers for ya! That's some scary shit!
Well, hell, Otis (that's you man), The Good Rev is definitely doin' some hard prayin' for ya! My baby's mama's mama came to town once, praiz the lawd ... well, er, ah .... we won't talk about it.
Knight ... I left you a little something over at the Madame's ... get it?
Green Eyes ... you are one hot shit, sweet ass, chica ... thanks, babe, for being so with it!
Rasta, smoke?
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AMEN
damn skippy dats skeery green eyes and thank you
Rev: I just stoppped by MX's... not sure what you left. If you mean the older beautiful women, I thought they were still in the Rectory???
Otis, man, PO callin'.
Rev, sweet talker, keep it comin!
Otis, I was thinking, maybe you should wear one of those huge clocks that Flavor Fave wears, it will either distract your future baby's mama's mama, or it could protect you like armor!
Yes, son (that's you Knight), I'm afraid they're wrinkling fast!
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AMEN
Rev: I checked and they are doing fine!!! They can afford the best plastic surgeons!!!
Okay, children (that would be all of you), The Rev wants to thank you all for attending today ... I'm not leaving, but this is Blogland, and it is Friday ... so if anybody checks out early, take my best wishes with yah!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Aww...thanks for the shout out, Rev.
You make a girl blush...;-)
Erika, I did not do as much tingling today as I would have liked to...but, we'll just pretend that I did.
Whoah! What's this I see??? Are those sparks flying out of the confessional? Way to go, Greenie and Sir Knight!!! Rock on!!!!
Good Reverend, you can call me 'Worldly Woman' in a bad way too. I like it.
Otis, I want to take you higher. Sly fucking Stone rules.
Rasta, roll it up.
~drops 25 rolls of Wint-O-Greens, a quarter of nugz, condoms and Holy Lube into the collection plate~
Anybody got a second wind?
Greenie, I love Flava. He's so cute.
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