Faithful, today we will trave to China. Yes, the mission field continues to expand at a rapid rate, and The Good Rev is on a quest to find unique dildos for the International Collection, to be offered UP for use by your sorry asses; sweet and sorry asses; hell, okay, sweet asses.
Now before we leave on our trip I must stop and reflect a minute on our past activities here at The Irreverent Reverend. Yes, flock, once again The Good Rev must commend his Tight End Supply Sergeant for not only keeping the parish stocked with the essentials, but also for keeping the debate lively and flowing. And, of course, children Greenie has been a constant ... evermore involved in the daily ebb and flow of banter. Good lawd, let's not forget the cute little Pleasure Penguin, hot little shit that she is ... heard she's been practicing over at Greenies with a whip and a banana. Bill Clinton is looking for you. cute stuff!
Okay, okay, moving along ... a special shout out to the ever lovely Everything Nice, found on the sidebar as Church Of Emma. Children, this is The Rev's inspiration! Babe, The Rev was honored by your presence yesterday, and is so fucking happy you are up and about!
Also, a special shout out to Scumbag. This is the funniest dude in town. Thanks man, for stopping by and flipping off The Rev. What a coincidence!
Okay children, The Rev won't be around much today. He's working on a special project that will be revealed sometime in the near future. But, faithful, he leaves you with this little tidbit ...
A Plate Combining The Delicasies Of The Male Genitals Of An Ox and A Snake! Hallelujah, have at it children!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
25 comments:
Morning Rev...the Flock is sooo lucky to have you looking out for... looking after... oh hell!!! just looking at their asses!!!
For some reason I am going to pass on the ox genitals and the snake. I will just keep my dildos thanks.
My eyes!!!! Yuck! Thanks Rev. I think you posted that pic, so you'd have a great view of my ass running away!
You smart, smart man! We'll miss you today, but I think us girls can carry on in your good name.
Hurry back!
Hey, Pleasure Penguin, let's get a game of pool going.
Winner gets first dibs on the collection plate Strumpet brought.
*Refills her 4th Apple Martini, thanks to Tight End.*
Green Eyes I am so going to win. I have my eyes on the really nice blue dildo.
Oh, you pretty penguin, you shouldn't be so confident when you're playing me for the red dildo. Especially since I've been drinking. I get better and better the more I drink...
Have you played with the red one yet?
OK, game on, you can break!
Ok let me slam a Apple Martini and chase it with a beer.
Ohhhh I will break not a problem there. Just be careful when you bending over with no panties on you never know who has the paddle.
Good point, Erika.
*looks over shoulder for Strumpet*
Green Eyes did you forget to untie Strumpet?
Uhhhh, I don't think so.
Last night she was waiting for the Rev, maybe she's with him?
She did leave these awesome drinks though. Want another one?
Maybe Rev wore her out???
Ya these are going down pretty good. MMMMMM I found the jello shots!!!!
Wear Strumpet out? NEVER!!!! That girl is full of energy!
Did you just say jello shots!!!
OK, now it's a definite party! And there's so much for just the two of us...
*yippee!*
Jello shots, my girls?
I have with me a bottle of fine tequila and a shaker of salt...I hid the limes though.
Wanna search me?
Madame, how did you know that tequila made me more horny?
You must be a mind reader!
How did you know I liked to chase tequila after I had a martini and beer and jello shots???
Do I have a drinking problem?
I'm thinking Madame's got some mind reading abilities.
And I think I've said this once before, but I have NO problems drinking, and I know you don't either!
Ya know Green Eyes I have no problem drinking either. It goes down really easly. Thanks for clearing that up for me
I am here to help. As Head Support, it's my duty.
Now where are those limes????
First salt!
I let you lick it off my neck!
Wait let me get the camera!!
mmmmmmm, salty!
~looks up~
Did someone say, 'banana?'
I love bananas.
You have no idea.
Snake is good. I heart Chinese Food.
I see we're still enjoying the Apple Martinis...yummy! Better make myself another so I can catch up. I've got winner!!
By, 'got' I don't mean I'm playing them...I mean...I'm playing WITH them.
I'm rarely wore out. I'm one of them insatiable girls. Stems from being an insomniac. It has it's good and it's bad points.
Hell, yes! Jell-O shots!!! I brought whipped cream!!!
I can't drink tequila anymore, Madame. It's bad. But, I love me some limes and I'm not afraid to find them.
Pleasure Penguin...I must commend you on the picture-taking.
And Head Support, kudos on sticking up for my energy level!! That was VERY supportive!!!
I got your back, girl!
I think I just threw up...that "food" looks NASTY!
However I was redeemed by the thought of you, 'putting your head into it,' Rev!
Amen and Hallelujah!
Greenie rocks!
Miss I...I could hold your hair back for you if you need it.
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