Yes children, The Rev is on fire this beautiful Sunday morn! Hallelujah, after spending many hours in the Missionary Field this week, he was able to get some rest, and is now ready to resume the direction of activities. Praiz The Lawd. Don't be surprised if The Rev gets easily side-tracked. Adult ADD, you know!
The staff continues to grow here at The Irreverent Reverend. We had our first staff meeting last night ... and, might I say, well, er, ah ... only my little Strumpet and I were in attendance. Hallelujah! We covered some ground. Good lawd girl, where did you learn those moves?
That's a joke folks, okay! She was so fucking wrapped up with the Workers she didn't have time to pay any attention to the Ole Rev. Suckers, get a fucking life, will 'ya.
Okay, faithful, here we are at the Sunday Hard Pounding service. As usual, there is no pressure to participate ... your fucking loss if you abstain. Hallelujah, let's go!
Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS
SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!
(Loop)
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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2 comments:
I wasn't aware you were watching this morning. ;)
Don't dis the Worker Men, good Reverend. You could have watched if you had wanted. And I don't think they would have minded you joining in on the fun either. Orgies can be an enlightening experience.
And I would not miss the Sunday Hard Pounding Service for anything in the world.
I could not go about the rest of my day with a fulfillingly satisfied feeling in my soul without it.
Hell, actually, the whole week will be better after my Hard Pounding.
I will be looking forward to next week's service with relish.
I will be singing your song of love all day as my body shudders from the memory of the sinful pleasure received this Sunday morn.
Thank you kindly, good, good Reverend. God Bless You for the service you provide.
P.S. Condoms and Holy Lube are in the Collection Plate. Enjoy!
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