Yes children, The Rev has been struck by the way my little Strumpet has handled her duties here at The Irreverent Reverend. She has proven to be an exceptional Tight End Supply Sergeant. Hell, faithful, since she came into the fold, things have been a lot easier for The Rev, well, er, ah, they’ve been , well, shall we say, a lot HARDER too! Hallelujah. There has been an unending supply of condoms and lube, in all colours and flavours. Dildos were introduced and were an instant and BIG hit. Now, she has graciously provided a cowboy hat. Ahhh, yes, children, the list of accomplishments goes on.
Faithful, to show his appreciation, The Good Rev has put together the following little tribute to his most incredible Strumpet, to honor her, and motivate her on to greater achievements:
Praiz The Lawd, children, this gives new meaning to the term Coming Together!
Thank you Strumpet.
You rock girl!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
19 comments:
Rev: HA!!! The Little Debbies!!! Plus, nice rack!!!
Well, hell, son (that's you Knight), somehow I knew you were gonna love it! Thanks for the Little Debbie contribution, lmao. And, thanks for noticing the Perfect Triangle.
Keep prodding the Tight End Supply Sergeant to do her job!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Rev that is just a work of art!!
Nice one, Rev.
Kudos to Strumpet! You rock girl!
Now, where's that cowboy hat? I brought some rope....
HAPPY FRIDAY Y'ALL
HILARIOUS!
I saved that picture and will crank one out later while looking at it. Too hot. I've never seen a chest quite like that before. And, that man has some balls!
Reverend, you rock pretty hard yourself. Thanks for appreciating all the hard work I put into my job here at the Church of Hard Fucks.
In fact, I think we should have a pool table in the common room. Even if nobody wants to play, members of the harem can play with other things on it, at their leisure, and it will add some variety to the Confessional and Rectory fucking locales.
Greenie, you bringin' rope turns me on something fierce, woman! See that big crucifix over behind the altar. Oh, how I would LOVE to be tied to that so the parishioners could have their way with me all day.
I would SUPPLY the TIGHT END.
Condoms, Holy Lube and dildos can be found in all their usual locations.
The cowboy hat was left hanging in the Confessional. Last time I checked.
Stumpet, our hard working and much appreciated Supply Sergeant, did I hear pool table?
OK, as Head Support, I'm enforcing a rule. No playing pool, unless your nekkid!
Now, I found the hat, right where you said it was, and my rope's in hand.
Gawd forbid, I don't follow through for you! Let me grab Pleasure Penguin and we'll get you tied up there right quick like, so others can enjoy!
Yee Haw!
I am missing all the fun. Let's see lots of people on the pool table. Hummmm...There are some flexable people here today. Whaooo
Strumpet is tied and ready!!! i see the line forming..I hope Rev doesn't get to jealous! I just wonder where that cowboy hat is going to go?
Let the fun begin!!!
*looking through supplies for the yellow dildo*
Ohhhhh can I have the paddle??
Erika, which one do you want? We've got that black leather one with "slut" engraved, or you can have that smaller wooden one.
I haven't tried this whip yet.
*meow*
Ms. Green...you are the BESTEST Head Support person EVER! Naked Pooltime is JUST the thing we need around here!
Who wants to break?
Of course....
...that fun will have to happen once I'm un-tied....
And I don't want to be un-tied for awhile...
It sounds like you girls have some plans....and I am damn fucking excited.
Somebody better put a towel down under this crucifux, lest the Altar Boys have one Helluva clean-up project in the morning!
Erika, I like it when the Pleasure Penguin purrs.
Giddy-up.
Awwwwww, thanks Strumpet. I have to meet the standards you've set around here!
*putting a BIG towel under the crucifix. Folding it twice for extra padding!*
Green Eyes try out that whip...Yup its all in the wrists. You got it.
Strumpet here is some holy water for you. It's very important to keep up your strength.
*whipping it UP*
Wow, thanks Pleasure Penguin. Much more spark to it now!
How's the paddle?
Strumpet, you OK up there???? You're looking a little flushed...
LOL! You go Strumpet!
Miss You Rev...sorry I have been so lax in my worship as of late...U gonna punish me?!
(Gawd I hope you say YEs!)
Happy FFF...I will be back soon!
Good call on the folding the towel in half, Greenie. Always thinkin' ahead....fulfilling the duties of your very important position...good onya!
Erika, that Holy Water sure is quenching my thirst...but not as much as you two are!!
And, yes, Ms. Green....I'm doing JUST fine....dandy, even. You two are makin' my fucking day!!!
Miss Innocent, thanks, baby. And the Rev deals out the best punishment this side of the Mississippi....I can't wait 'til he comes around dolin' that shit out again.
However, in the meantime....the Head Support and the Pleasure Penguin are doing quite the job in his absence.
Awwwww, Strumpet! *tear*
Here, I think you should come down now and join the pool game!
You've been tied up long enough, girl!
Rack 'em up!
Now I just need to choose the perfect stick....
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