Thursday, April 13, 2006

Dick Head !!!!

Yes, children (that would be all of you), another Thursday has dawned ... glorious, glorious Thursday. The Good Rev's favourite blogland day. The day we get to view the most incredible ... ah, fuck it, The Rev is short on fucking words lately. Too much time in the fucking mission field trying to help out all the poor slobs, bring them some sense of religion, drag them up from the depths of their own hell. The Rev has been taxed! But, he digresses.

Now, faithful, the last two services have been ROCKING! Yes, we sang it loud, and we sang it good. The Good Rev must show his appreciation to all of the parishioners that came by in his absence: Kristen (so hot!), Madame (look at that bio pic!), Jenn (hawt little number, folks), Green Eyes (Head Support), Erika (Pleasure Penguin, so cute!), RobynB (B for baby), Strumpet (let's hear it for the Supply Sergeant!), GOOSE! (did I hear someone say Snatch?), Heather (so sweet, so demure, so pretty), and, folks CHARLOTTE!

Now, a special shout out to Charlotte, children. The Rev does believe that this is the first time she has graced the Church Of The Hard Fucks with her lovely ass. Whoa. Welcome Charlotte! Smoke?

Okay, okay, enough of that mushy shit.

Faithful, faithful, HNT! HNT! Oh yeah, HNT. The Rev must stop and say a huge thank you to Osbasso ... the Rev has never had the pleasure of meeting Os, but folks, this man is a genius. Yes, a genius. He gave us Half Nekkid Thursday, and forever changed the world. Thank you, Os!!

The Rev has only had the opportunity to view one HNT entry so far, folks, but will return with edits when he has time.

Good lawd ... if the Good Rev could peel her picture off the screen and run off with it he would folks ... go check it out, Red Hot Crimson! To put it in Charlotte's lingo: Whoa! The Rev concurs, with a Hallelujah!

Now folks go down the list, starting with April, Emma, Evil Twins, Hawt Heather, Hot & Beautiful, Red Hot Crimson, Smokin Hot, Suze, The Angel, The Madame. Yes, go now, look, enjoy. If The Good Rev missed anyone, shoot his fucking ass!

Okay, okay, folks ... the Good Rev has searched the world for creative art to share with the flock. Children, presented for your viewing pleasure, a work that gives new meaning to the word Dickhead .....




Now, if anyone knows Emma ... go tell her this little pic is here, the Rev bets, yes BETS A BUCKET LOAD OF MONEY, that she comes running! Okay, forget that, she might make the Good Rev lose - and he's betting with Sunday's offering, so that wouldn't be good.

Strumpet, order some of these for the faithful.

Have at it, motherfuckers!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

9 comments:

erika said...

The things I can do with that mask!!??

RobynB said...

Aww hell Rev... That's bad wicked.

G'morning

~Robyn

Anonymous said...

OMG.. Truly that is one of the best inventions ever created.. the things that could be done with that..

Green Eyes said...

Strumpet, when can we expect them?

*rubbing hands together in glee!*

Otis said...

Otis is having "get the gimp" flashbacks...

KJ said...

Dick head.......love it

Madame X said...

I'm ok with the large dildo on the head but the eye ball freaks me out!

Evil Minx said...

Rev -- you are so bad... Heh. *Evil grin*

April said...

Happy HNT, Rev.

*smooch*