Yes children, the Good Rev wishes you all a happy fucking HNT!! Yeah, HNT, HNT! Okay, so The Rev gets a little excited on Thursdays, can you blame him?
Now suckers, the Good Rev has been wordless for a couple of days and begs your indulgence as he returns from the mission field and gets back into the swing of things. Hallelujah ... forgive me, motherfuckers. Forgiveness is a good thing.
Now, you know the routine, start on top with April (praiz the lawd, the rev ascends with the thought of April on top!). Sorry. Okay, go right down the list, suckers, and don't miss one of the lovelies.
Oh, Erica, Pleasure Penguin, the Good Rev had the pleasure of viewing your HNT entry last night before retiring. Holy shit, girl, the Rev was UP all night!!
Okay, enough of the mushy shit, have at it motherfuckers.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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Good morning, Mr. Rev!
Welcome back!!
I missed you!!!
I need a spanking...
I was a very bad girl in your absence.
Not having my favourite cock around makes me crazy!
I can't help it.
Rectory?
Oo! Ooo! Me too!
Scrumpy-Strumpy -- wait for me!
While you two play with the Rev, I'll take care of the workers....
Hey boys, how you doin? Up for a game of pool? *eg
working on that list is NOT getting my homework done...
damn finals..
reverend.. you know anything about versailles and moticello?? Could you write a comparison and contrast paper on it for me??
no??
* drops a double dong into the collection plate*
oh well.
Rev, you could have seen mine too with the time difference. ;)
~runs to collection plate, grabs the double-ended, clasps Ms. Minxy's hand and runs off to the Rectory~
Yoo-hoo, Revvie...we'll be waiting...
How I DO hope you walk-in on us in a compromising position...
Now, THAT'S what I call a THREESOME!!
Greenie...you really do know how to support the staff AND have a good time doing it. Your skill is utterly amazing.
Roxi...
I've got a thing for double-ended dildos....damn, girl...
When your finished with your villas and gardens...
Why don't you meet me in the confessional!?!
Up all night? Heck I am impressed!
Ahem ....
STRUMPET!! See me in the Confessional, nah, make that the Rectory, nah make it the Parsonage ... we need some space to catch UP in, girl! Spank? Spark? You rock, girl!
Evil Minxie ... yes, yes, girl, hurry, you too!!!! Hallelujah.
GREEN EYES! Remember, your first duty is to The Rev ... and he's a jealous motherfucker!
Roxi baby, the Good Rev has had the honor and privilege to have visited both Monticello and Versailles ... how did you know? Anyway, he would be more than happy to help you complete your paper. Please bring your sweet ass into his study at your convenience ... we'll have an all-nighter, studying you know, hallelujah!
Suze, baby, so fucking beautiful you are, you make the Rev ascend .. don't tell anyone, it'll be our secret. The Rev loved your HNT ... loved it!
Strumpet, mmmmmm, back for more I see! Keep UP the good work. Order a HANDFUL of those double ended dildos for the faithful. Pronto.
Erika ... so sweet, so cute ... girl, the Good Rev likes to IMPRESS ... hallelujah!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
I'm in
reverend.. I cant find my pencil.. can I borrow yours?
* drops strapable double dong into collection plate on her way in*
PLease!
Strumpet, you ROCK! I do try my best, ya know..
Rev, come on! If you're going to play, I need to keep busy and the workers are feeling kind of neglected.
Plus, I could always use a little practice with my GAME...*wink
Rev I just need to be serviced
Ahem ....
Roxi, babe, you can borrow anything of mine, the Rev is so UP for that ..... let's study, girl!
GREEN EYES!! The Good Rev has your GAME practice scheduled for three in the privacy of the Parsonage!! Get your reward, girl!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
3:00pm??? Ummmm, can we make it 3:15? I think I'll be done by then....
You know how I LOVE your rewards!
Ohh I want to "take care" of the workers too!
Maybe a friendly game of pool.
Erika, come join in on the game! It's a really "friendly" one, these workers sure are helpful, they're helping me line up my shots!
Rev, 3:15 it is!
*marking it down with pen on my thigh to remind me*
Done with what, what??? *smirk
Green Eyes you know I learned from the workers if you bend over really far it works soooo much better.
Hi Rev don't worry about the workers we are taking real good care of them!
You mean, lay over the table?
Hmmmm, I'll try that. Boys, give me a hand, or two, here, won't you?
*winking at Erika*
Ahem ...
**OFFICIAL NOTICE**
All worker men are now relieved of their duties here at the Church Of The Hard Fucks!
Take that!!!!!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Ahem ....
***ORDER RESCINDED***
Men, have at it!!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Rev you got me nervous there!! We are only playing a "friendly" game!
We are learning soooo much from them
Rev, so you liked that, huh? I knew I could get you to come around quickly!
*whispers to Erika, next time, get Strumpet, she can rehire, she's 2nd in command!*
Green Eyes when has the last time Rev has been tied up?
*winking at Green Eyes*
Ahem....
Your humble servant here.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Oh, Erika, I think it's been awhile, he's been gone so much lately.
Let me get the rope, I think I know where Strumpet and Minxie left it.
Altar? *wink at Erika
Ohh ya Altar!
Where is the collection plate with all the goodies??
Hi rev, just checking in to see what kind of crowd you had today.
ok.. I'm done even trying to do my stupid paper..
Whats going on here??
* drops leather whip, strapable dong, and edible body butter in collection plate*
HEY!! we're out of flavored lube over here.. damn it..
how am I ever supposed to distract myself from the friggin homework I have to do if I cant even get some flavored lube??
where is madame X when you need her.. she has tons of flavored lube..
I guess I should go see her.. the reverend just giggles when I cay cock anyway..
didnt you know that was supposed to be a show and tell???
Show in Tell!
Why am I always the last to know?
Oh wait I have the yellow dildo right here.
erika!!!
show and friggin tell!!
Ohhhhh!
Oppss!
Excuse me!
show the yellow dildo!!!
DO IT!
Oh ok!
Let me lay down on this pool table and show you
~drops condoms and Holy Lube in Grape, Cherry, Orange and Fruit Punch into the collection plate~
Erika, don't be impressed.
Insomnia is not fun.
Ugh.
=P
Holy shit, Roxi? A double dong strap-on? Okay, I wanna play with THAT! Who gets to wear it first?
Reverend, I advise looking at the Worker Men as part of the SexToy collection. Sometimes the parishioners need a yellow dildo and sometimes they need a group of Worker Men. Besides, we need to keep them handy cos we're always abusing the pews and they need to be kept in tip-top shape.
P.S. I have placed a box of one dozen assorted colour, double-ended dildos in the study. I had them rush delivered. See what you started, Roxi? You're like an Angel from Heaven.
god loves me..
and I love double dongs..
lets get this party started!
~places a bottle of Ketel One in the collection plate....and a shaker~
~cranks up the NIN on the stereo~
~crawls on-top of the pool table~
~helps Roxi up onto the pool table~
~grabs the Holy Lube and spreads it along the two shafts and all up and down Roxi's ass and slit~
Ready, baby?
~adjusts the double strap-on ...just so~
Alright, Roxi...let's give these Worker Men a show.
Greenie, you got the video cameras rolling? Where's the stick thingy??
Thursday always seems to be your finest turnout Rev...
The congregation is obviously taken with your message as one can tell by the shouts of joy an satisfaction...
Watch where you step though, there's lube everywhere.
lube everywhere is great.. Its the best..
makes for great confessional
LOL! :)
Otis...you make me LAUGH!
I love you.
Keep on, keepin' on.
Oh, and uhhh...
That's not lube....
Those are puddles.
Us girls are REALLY turned-on today.
Pardon the mess, boys.
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