See the pretty vibes?
That's all I have suckers, you come back tomorrow and maybe the service will be rocking, who the fuck knows. This is the Church Of The Hard Fucks, anything can happen.
The Good Rev has been busy as a motherfucker! Servicing all the lovelies that came by for the special Easter Sunday service took its toll on the Good Rev, he could hardly get it UP yesterday ... had to take the day off and relax.
Now, children, (that's all you motherfuckers), Sunday was indeed a special day ... Green Eyes started things off with a bang, hallelujah! Then along came Strumpet ... phew, folks, she needed extra attention ... bunnies turn her on! The Madame showed up, but all she wanted was a chocolate fix, so that was cool. Then, here comes Evil Minxie ... she loved the Good Rev's kitty (who can blame her?) ... Erika shows up and demands a spanking on the spot (can a Rev get no rest?) ... then, of all things, the fucking Easter Bunny From Hell makes an appearance and the entire congregation rolls in convulsive laughter ... crazy shit! Okay, okay, moving on ... KJ and RobynBaby show up, one likes the cat, the other wants a spanking and some chocolate ... that was nice. Then, Strumpet shows up looking for thirds!!! The Rev is good!
Praiz The Lawd, faithful ... check the sidebar ... it grows, just like the Good Rev when contemplating the servicing of his parishioners.
Have at it, suckers.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
22 comments:
I need one of those
Good Morning Rev.
Those are sure purty..
I want one..
I missed services for a few days. I apologize Rev.
Do I need a spanking?
No you can't get a rest! lol
Ahem ...
Kristen, sorry babe, they only come in packages of three. Praiz The Lawd.
Knight, dude, missed you here at the church ... hope your trip rocked!
Heather, mmmmmm. The Good Rev has been missing your lovely ass. Into the confessional, now! You need more than one spanking, girl!
Erika, Pleasure Penguin, so sweet, so cute ... Good Lawd, girl, you wear the Good Rev out!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Now that you're all rested, let's play! *wicked grins
oooooh pretty colors !!!!! they would look so lovely in an Easter basket sticking out from fake grass surrounded by chocolate.
Now Rev when ever need a rest you just come lay your head down in sweet Rose's lap. ***smilely sweetly***
ok, ok, I'm going.. just make it better after, k?
Rev, I missed all the fun. :( But I'm here now, punish me as you see fit. ;)
Three?
Hmmm...One there...and one THERE and one...?
chicks that get turned on by bunnies turn me on..
I think I need to confess..
Good, good Reverend...
'tis a pity, really, that all us hot, beautiful parishioners wear you out.
I feel SO bad for you.
It must be REALLY hard to have to keep up with the needs of your harem.
I think YOU need a spanking today.
And since you brought the vibes...there's Holy Lube in the confessional for the use of the faithful.
Roxi, I think I like you.
Rev are you all done resting now?
Come on Rev, I have some stuff that Strumpet brought, let's try it out!
I need me a victim, and you are IT!
Rev, I'm on fire EVERY DAY! You just need to feed the flames...
OK, let's see, I'm thinking you, me, spark, ride, in no particular order, and feel free to add more to my list.
Confessional, Altar, or Rectory? You pick, since I'm feeling charitable tonight!
Ahem ....
GIRL!!! You make the Good Rev Ascend!!! Upper and upper, lol. Let's retire to the parsonage, where we shall be alone, unless of course the Tight End Supply Sergeant is there with a video camera wanton, er, I mean, wanting to catch all the HOT FUCKING action for distribution to the faithful upon resumption of services on the glorious coming Wednesday!! Wow, that was a mouthful! Oh, yeah, the Rev is feeling his oats ... or are those your oats?
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Mmmmm, alone? Yeah, I'm liking that scenario!
If our Tight End is going to video us, then we have to get me a blindfold to hide my green eyes, give me a little anonymity. That way, I'm not attacked by the lustful when they see what I can do!
Then again, that visual has some redeeming qualities, don't you agree?
Bring it, Rev, and you'd better start feeling thankful you're rested. Although, I'm afraid tomorrow you may need another nap!
Ahem ....
Reverend Wellrested Bringit here.
Good lawd, Green Eyes, blindfold? Video tape? Lustful? Bring it Rev?
The Good Rev is ascends UPPER AND UPPER with your taunting and teasing, but he assures your lovely ass he will satisfy your demand for the religious experience of your lifetime! Praiz the lawd! Bring it Green Eyes.
Strumpet, are your here in the parsonage, girl? We need you to video tape the private session Green Eyes is about to experience at the HANDS of the Good Rev!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Praise the LAWD! I love it when you get all worked UP!
I've been wanting to see heaven through your cock, oops, I mean eyes. This is going to be GOOD!
*licking my lips, strolling to the parsonage, swinging my hips*
Ahem ....
The Good Rev is such a fisherman, praiz the lawd ....
**with pole in hand, drawing her in, closer and closer, the line ever so taught, a gleam in his eye, he thinks, 'yes, another one hooked!'**
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
I've never liked fishing, can't even stand seafood, but now I'm having to rethink the whole "pole" aspect of the sport.
Oh yeah, *swiping sweat of my forehead*, that was some mighty fine work going on.
Teach a man to fish, and he can eat forever...Isn't that right, Rev?
Amen.
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