Yes, children (that would be all you motherfuckers), yesterday was a glorious day here at The Irreverent Reverend. David Gilmour sang for the congregation. The Tight End Supply Sergeant made sure all supplies were fully stocked, The Madame prodded Minxie to flash the Good Rev, sweet Heather came by for a serenade, and the funniest man alive, OTIS DAY, paid his respects.
Oh, folks,what's this? Minxie came by for a little extra ass warming, late in the night, HALLELUJAH! The Good Rev does ascend!
Now, faithful, as much fun as we had, the Good Rev knows there's nothing like Sunday! Praiz The Lawd, the Rev knows how you wait in anticipation of a good HARD POUNDING. So, without any further delay, here it is, suckers, the enhanced SUNDAY HARD POUNDING SERVICE:
Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming,
take me to the clouds!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!
(4x)
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, BANG!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!
(4x)
Ram it in! Pull it out!
Ram it in! Pull it out!
Slam it in! Pull it out!
Slam it in! Pull it out!
Ramming, ramming, ramming.
Slamming, slamming, slamming,
Fucking, fucking, fucking,
shout it out!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!
(4x)
SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my gawd!
SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
Praiz the lawd, praiz the lawd, praiz the lawd!
SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my gawd!
love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!
(loop)
Have a fine fucking Sunday!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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Oh, Reverend!
Please won't you take me to the clouds?
And will you meet me in the Confessional?
And will you then proceed to meet me in the Rectory??
And then...maybe a little later...can we do it again...I mean, ahem...can you meet me in the Parsonage???
I know Sundays are a big day for you here, but I've REALLY missed you.
And so has my ass.
Amen.
HALLELUJAH!!!!
As the apple tree among the trees of the wood, so is my beloved among the sons. I sat down under his shadow with great delight, and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
Afternoon Rev!
Sorry I'm late.
Punish me!
I have to confess that I have sinned over and over again this weekend.
Also I missed church today. So I guess I just need to be punished again don't I. ;)
Get in line, Suzy-Q!
I was late first!!
Though...I could watch you being punished...
Well, hell, children (that's all of you), sorry the Rev is a little late here ... been servicing the Tight End in the Rectory (love that word), ahem ...
Heather, morning, hallelujah to you too babe. Spank?
Suze, bend over babe, you are first, since the Madame has deferred. Praiz The Lawd.
Madame, hot shit, the Rev likes it when you watch first and act later! Good lawd, girl, that is hawt!! So is the verse ... ty.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Rev, I'll watch for a little while but I always have trouble with keeping my hands to myself!
Has anyone seen my panties?
~puts the Madame's panties in the collection plate~
**stuffs the Madame's panties into his inside pocket**
I had a REALLY good time with those, Mr. Rev.
Enjoy...
And they're PURPLE!!
Ahem, The Good Rev doesn't mind sloppy seconds when it was his Tight End Supply Sergeant that had first CRACK at it!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Those panties were placed into the collection plate in the same pristine condition in which I found them.
They were sniffed. There aren't even any lipstick marks.
I respect the Madame too much to stain her underthings.
I'd be good to those panties if I were you, Reverend! Or, at least, ask permission first...
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