Saturday, April 01, 2006

Morning Motherfuckers!

Okay, children, here we go, another Sunday Hard Pounding coming UP!

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
YOU’RE ASS!

(4x)

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!

(4x)

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS!

(4x)

SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
Oh my gawd, oh my gawd, oh my gawd!

love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(loop)

Have a fine fucking Sunday!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

15 comments:

Cha Cha said...

~drops condoms, Holy Lube and double A's into colletion plate~

Enjoyed the service!

~grabs a pool cue and runs off to the rectory~

Evil Minx said...

Whoops... was so busy laughing at what Strumpet did, i nearly dropped my precious glass dildo in the collection plate.

Still, it has my name on it -- you'd give it (back) to me, wouldn't you Rev?

Ahem.

Cha Cha said...

I like YOU, Minx!

Pyrex is the shit.

You're too kind to share.

It's gonna be a good Sunday....

April said...

Now that'd be a good Sunday.

Madame X said...

You know...if the Shakers had services like this they would have spent less time making chairs...

erika said...

Rev you have such a way with words.

The Good Rev said...

Well, hell, ladies (that would be all of you), so nice to see your fine asses here on a Sunday afternoon.

Who liked the service?

Stumpet, thanks for the add'l supplies, babe!

Evil, babe, glass breaks honey, be careful ... wouldn't want to damage the sweetness.

April ... now I know where the name came from, lol!

Madame ... did I hear chairs? Bend?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

The Good Rev said...

ERIKA

The Good Rev said...

Oops, that one got away!

Erika, so cute, honey, babe, thanks for tellin the world I'm a sweet talker! I love it.

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Madame X said...

Bend?

Over your knee?

Over the chair?

Help me Rev...help ME help YOU!

The Good Rev said...

MADAME! I'll sit in the chair made by the Shakers, you bend over my knee, and then .... we'll talk about the first thing that comes UP! Thanks for your help, babe.

Spark?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Madame X said...

"My beloved is mine, and I am his: he feedeth among the lilies."

One of my favorite biblical quotes...think they had wintergreen lifsavers back in Solomon's time?

The Good Rev said...

GIRL! (that's you Madame), get your reward! Nothing does it for the Rev like a woman versed in Song Of Songs!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Cha Cha said...

Rev, actually, Pyrex is some pretty durable shit!

And it's also VERY versatile.

It's the same glass-type that a lot of cookware and scientific supplies are created with.

You can heat it up....cool it down...creating heaps of different sensations...

The glass never wears away as it is not affected by lube, or any other fluid it might come into contact with. It is a nonporous surface.

Same shit most QUALITY glass pieces are made with for smokin' de herb.

Pyrex Sextoys will last fo-evah!

Plus, they're real, real purdy.

A nice Pyrex Plug with a nifty swirl of black and red makes for the perfect objet d'art.

Talk about a conversation piece!

But, you get what you pay for when it comes to sextoys...and they are VERY, VERY expensive.

Anybody, wanna by me a new Pyrex G-Spot Dildo? I'm willing to do things....

RobynB said...

Hey Rev~

*note to self: check out some Pyrex*

Great weekend, huh?