Positive Thursday!

Yes, children (that would be all of you), another glorious Thursday is upon us, and you know what that means ... HNT, HNT!

Now, faithful, those of you that worship here on a regular basis, know that the Good Rev has a favorite blogland day ... and indeed, it is Thursday. However, today, the Good Rev must attend to a matter of grave import, and will not be able to participate in the glorious viewing of the likes of Kristen, Crimson, Emma, The Evil Twins, Heather, Smokin' Hot, The Angel, and the ever so lovely, always ravishing, sweetest Dance Instructor in the world, The Madame. Ahem. The Good Rev encourages you to visit each of these lovelies and see their HNT entries for yourself.

Good lawd, The Good Rev was searching the world for positive things to share with the flock and came across this picture of Monica Bellucci ... hallelujah ... she played Wonder Woman ... and The Good Rev knows why she was chosen. Yes, a little eye candy there for you folks.

Praiz The Lawd, the Good Rev's credentials have been questioned! Yes, strange as it may seem, it has happened. So, in response, here is an FYI (no, that doens't mean Fuck You Idiot, it means For Your Information) ... The Good Reverend is indeed an Ordained Minister, and as such can marry any of you ladies. Line up! Yes, a little joke there, but a serious one, for sure. People, the Doctor Of Divinity has spoken.

Now, motherfuckers, I must tell you, in honor of our most precious JENN and a couple of other parishioners that voiced concern about the choice of lyrics the past couple of days, the Good Rev has searched the world and found the following song ... and hereby provides it for your pleasure and entertainment ... please enjoy it!

Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Up-tempo Love Song
by Alan Jackson

This is a three minute song
To tell her that I love her
And how wonderful we get along
A sweet sentiment that's borderline slick
A lotta right and not much wrong

It's a little bit edgy, but softer than spaghetti
Weak yet redundantly strong
It's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

Yeah, it's a three minute positive
Not to country up-tempo love song
It's a way to tell her that I love her
But it can't be too long
There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin',
No lyin', no leavin'
That stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too county up-tempo love song

You won't hear four-letter words
Just me tellin' her
That she's the every breath I draw
And how I can't live without her
And I could never doubt her
'Cause she could never do no wrong

Well it's the right amount of timin'
The proper form of rhymin'
A little guitar then it's gone
It's a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song

Yeah, it's a three minute positive
Not to country up-tempo love song
It's a way to tell her that I love her
But it can't be too long
There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin',
No lyin', no leavin'
That stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too county up-tempo love song

Yeah in a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song
There'll be no drinkin', no cheatin',
No lyin', no leavin'
That stuff it just don't belong
In a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song
Yeah in a three minute positive
Not too country up-tempo love song


The Rev will return!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN