Well, children, (that would be all of you), The Good Rev missed your lovely asses yesterday, and he certainly appreciates the turn out for services. He left you all a little love in yesterday's comments, motherfuckers.
Now, faithful, The Good Rev got himself some shit ... so, he's gonna be tied UP in the Rectory (love that word) today, providing some special counseling to some of the parisioners. Won't be long, folks, but it is so necessary to keep the spirits HIGH!
Praiz the lawd, The Good Rev searched the world for something to occupy your sweet little asses while he spanks away, and provided for your pleasure and entertainment, is the following song by Wesley Willis. The Good Rev shall return!
Suck My Dog's Dick
by Wesley Willis
Lick a camel's ass
Lick a moose's dick
Suck my doggy's cock
Suck a honey badger's ass
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck a racehorse's bootyhole (ahem, Keeneland?)
Suck a snow leopard's ass
Suck a ?? dog's dick
Suck my doberman pincher's cock
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck a ?? dick
Suck a llama's balls
Suck a jackass's dick
Suck a buffalo's ass, fucking jerk!
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
Suck my dog's dick
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Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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13 comments:
Morning!!!
OOOO, I'm the first one!!!
Rev that is stuff I really don't want to be licking or sucking
Rev, you know how otis feels about you and all...
I ain't got nothin but love in my heart for you...
Bu otis has got to be honest with you...
the sermon by Mr. Willis, sho nuff left a awful bad taste in otis' mouth.
No thank you. You just made me feel a little sick. I wouldn't put any of that near my mouth.
Well, hell, children (that would be all of you) The Good Rev is so happy to see you all SINGING ALONG!
Kristen, babe, you are always first in the Good Rev's heart.
Jenn ... in the shithole, babe, where else?
Erika, so cute, honey, sweet one ... I know, but this is The Irreverent Reverend! Suck it up, babe.
Otis ... got ya man, I don't like the taste of that shit either, lol.
Suze, honey ... you don't have to! Just bring that beautiful rack by for the Good Rev's pleasure, no need to participate!
Strumpet ... yeah, babe,that's what I said, too!
Anybody seen Head Support?
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Hope you had fun when you were tied up in the Rectory today!
Ummmmm, sorry, I'm really late. See, I was kind of "tied up."
Anyone in need of any support?
I'm gonna need some support after thinking of you tied-up, Greenie.
Well, hell, child (that's you Green Eyes), thanks for supporting my efforts in the Rectory (love that word) today. Now, I believe others ahhhwait!
Ahem, hello Strumpet!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Strumpet, you know I'm here to help.
Yep, part of my job is to make sure everyone is fully 'supported.'
Hope you're rested up!
Ahem...Hello, Reverend.
Ahem .... tip of the hat to Green Eyes, thanks babe for the support and the good time in the Rectory!
Ahem ... tip of the hat to Bill The Apostle and The Rev Willie Horton Heat ... thanks for stopping by, gents.
Ahem ... tip of the hat to my whimsical bud, Christophe. Thanks for gracing The Irreverent Reverend with your presence.
Ahem ... tip of the hat to STRUMPET! Babe, you continue to excel in your position!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
All this ahem-ing is turning me on.
Ahem.
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