"C'mon by the Church Of The Hard Fucks on Sunday," I respond.
"Laura would love it!" he exclaims. "She hasn't had it hard in years."
"Ha, ha, ha," I laugh. Yes children, the Good Rev is such an enabler.

Okay, okay, enough of that crappy shit, or mushy shit, let's get down on it, I mean to it .... Sunday Hard Pounder just for you, Flock!
Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS
SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!
(Loop)
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
8 comments:
Woo Hoo!
Rev, you know what happens when I'm first and we have the place to ourselves, right?
Ahem.
I'm second.
I'll be in the confessional when you're ready.
That was a very uplifting service, good Reverend.
I am shuddering for your affections just thinking about it.
Amen.
I'm just a little dizzy now.
Could it be I'm feeling the spirit?
Are my seams straight?
Check for me please...here I'll bend over
Hey Rev... Happy Sunday.
Ahem ...
GREEN EYES!! You almost killed the Good Rev during the private session not even a week ago! But, The Rev is so UP for more, babe, meet me in the Parsonage, forthwith. Hallelujah!
Strumpet, girl, film? Spank? Spark? Watch? You rock, girl!
RobynBaby ... yes, the spirit stirs withIN, praiz the lawd! Thanks for bringing your sweet ass to church today!
Madame, ahem, bend baby, bend ... the Good Rev Fishnet Stocking is a checker! And he is so UP for his position! Can I get an AMEN?
Knight??? Holy shit, this is Sunday, dude ... wtf? Hallelujah, thanks for being here, man.
Oh yeah, the Good Rev loves these Hard Pounders children ... maybe we'll schedule more during the week, what do you think?
Hallelujah (69x)'
AMEN
Well that sounds like some good pounding there! I will be standing in line at the confessional for some of that!
Ahem.
Good Reverend...
Yes, please.
The film. The spank. The spark...AND the watching.
All of the above.
And Hallelujah to more Hard Pounders!
I would prefer one every day...but, you know...
That's just me.
See you in the Rectory, baby.
And bring that fucking paddle.
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