Strumpet has faithfully fulfilled her duties, keeping the supplies flowing in abundance, and you suckers have been using them like crazy. She introduced colored dildos, started the International Dildo collection, and now, folks, now, she has embraced her position once again, well, er, ah, fuck, here it is in her own words, children:
**drops five Gimp-Masks with Dildo and Gagball Attachments into collection plate**
Had them express delivered overnight.
There's six, actually.
I'm wearing one of them now.
Okay, who's first?
Yes, faithful, this is enthusiasm for the job! You should all strive to be like Strumpet.
Now, children, yesterday was indeed a glorious day here at The Church Of The Hard Fucks! Erika and Evil Minxie both claimed that the pussy, I mean rose, on display belonged to them, hallelujah! The ever so delightful Madame came with a special poetry session. Thank you so much for that Madame. By the way, faithful, if any of you have not read the Madames poetry **she has a special poetry blog** the Good Rev encourages you to go, now, and read! Awesome stuff, Madame, awesome. Now, kidos, Suze, bless her sweet ass, mentioned going through the thorns to get there, but who wouldn't put up with a little prick to get to that prize?
Okay, okay, enough of the mushy shit. Listen ...
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Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
4 comments:
Clapton is a Guitar God, dude.
Him and his custom Fender Strat-o-licious ass.
He's hardcore, yo. The Yardbirds. C'mon. Cream...Mmmm...he's even covered Bob Marley!
And, I just might have to name my firstborn female child, Layla.
Have I told you, Mr. Rev....
you look wonderful tonight.
Can I rock you 69times and make you say Hallelujah!?
Holy Lube, Condoms, Purple Dildos and Peeps are in a basket on the Altar. Oh yeah, there's some grass in there too.
Can we get one of them worker men to PLEASE dress-up as the Easter Bunny for me?
amen
Ya got me on my knees...
Thanks for the Lick!
I mean link but you can lick me anytime
Well thanks to strumpet I've turned up here in my squirel outfit.
Now where are those nuts? ;)
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