Okay, fuckers, yesterday was rockin' here at the Church Of The Hard Fucks.
RobynBaby started things off right, when she droped strawberries and chocolate sauce in the offering plate, and begged forgiveness for missing services. Yes, children, forgiveness was given, and blessings were administered in the privacy of the Rectory (love that word). Can I get and Amen?
Now, suckers, Strumpet, the Good Rev's own Tight End Supply Sergeant, withheld her seal of approval for the invited guest, hallelujah ... wait till next Sunday!!! She was spanked hard for her insolent behaviour. The Good Rev is so UP with that shit, always willing to punish!
Moving on, folks, Minxie showed up and drew a picture of herself wearing only Cowboy Boots!! The Rev ASCENDS!
Suze dropped by and offerred to photograph the proceedings (nice rack baby). Snap me.
Erika, so cute, so sweet ... she's breaking out folks. Erika made the most important suggestion of the day! We'll get to it in a minute, folks.
Now, Green Eyes, Head Support here at the church, shows up and immediately embraces Erika's idea. Can you say TWINS?
Then, last, but certainly not least, Kristen shows up, begs forgiveness for her tardiness, and is currently being BLESSED in the privacy of the Parsonage.
Praiz The Lawd, suckers, the Good Rev remains ELATED.
NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS THE GOOD NEWS (oops, caps lock was on). Erika, bless her heart, has proposed a bachelorette party, in celebration of the forthcoming and ever so pending nuptials between Roxi and the Irreverent Reverend's own Strumpet. The Good Rev hereby appoints Pleasure Penguin (Erika) and Head Support (Green Eyes) as official planners of the BACHELORETTE PARTY, to be held in the Parsonage, this coming Sunday. Now, Suze, the Rev has recommended to the coordinators that you be considered for the position of Official Photographer, and Evil Minxie, the Good Rev would love to SEE YOU as the official Greeter of those in attendance. Good lawd, suckers, the video cameras will roll, for the Good Rev's future viewing pleasure.
A tasty morsel offered for your eyes.
Have at it, motherfuckers!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
12 comments:
Wahooo Green Eyes and I get to plan the party!!!
Rev...I have that same bra...wait a second...I thought you said those pictures were for your private collection?!?!
Woo Hoo! P Penguin and I are going to have so much fun! We'll have to test things out first to be sure everything's up to standard for our Tight End!
Oh Yeah! I'm looking forward to this, the ideas are adding up!
So Green Eyes how many strippers aka workers do we need?
Do you think we will have enough batteries for this party?
I'm thinking we take a little trip to the manufacturer, see if we can set up some kind of terms for us to have plenty of batteries on hand in the church at all times! I'm sure we can get them to make a deal with us, *wink.
On the strippers, hmmmm, I say the more, the merrier! But I am a greedy girl!
All I know is that I am buying stock in batteries before the party!!
Ya I have been kinda greedy too! We can always borrow Rev's credit card if we go over budget!
Hmmmmm, excellent point! I'm sure our Rev would give anything for his girls' happy day!
Let's see, I think we need to start a list of the things we need. Let's start with supplies, and end with the guests. We'll need to be sure our 'workers' match our guests' ideals.
Of course, we'll have to confirm what they tell us, but I think someone needs to be sure no one's fibbed on the app. It'll be OK, Erika, we'll just take it one worker at a time....
Ohh boy! I will bring the measuring tape! Work Work Work! It's ok though it's for Strumpet and Roxi!
That is going to be a long list! The supplies alone!
Rev you better just give us a credit card a piece so we won't miss anything!
I agree, Rev. Strumpet and Roxi deserve the very best, and we feel strongly in verifying all we do!
You'd better get another measuring tape for me too, that way, we'll double check all those ideals I mentioned earlier....
OK, church goers, any special requests should come directly to myself or the P-Penguin!
Rev what is your credit limit again?
Trust us!
The sky's the limit, ladies! Nothing should stand in the way of a good time for the members of The Church Of The Hard Fucks. And, Strumpet and Roxi deserve only the best, hallelujah!
Ahem ....
Sorry Madame, got those pictures mixed up with the other ones in the category SO FUCKING HOT!!! Okay, send me more, I'll be sure to keep them to myself. Praiz The Lawd!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
I want to cum
I want to cum
I want to cum to the party!!!
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