Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.
Yes, suckers, another Friday has arrived! It's the end of the work week, and there are only two days till Mother's Day. Good Lawd, where does the time go?
Now, children, before I continue, I just want to express my deep appreciation for all the Mothers out there, and wish you an early Happy Mother's Day. You are to be honored and cherished above all, and the Good Rev hopes there is someone in your life that can get by the commercialism of the day, and let you know how important you are, and what an impact you have had on their lives. The chocolates and flowers are nice, but love and devotion are so much more important ....Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. Thackeray, Vanity Fair
Her children arise and call her blessed. Proverbs, 31:28
What is a home without a mother? Alice Hawthorne, What is home ...
All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother. Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother. Lin Yutang
Okay, folks, yesterday was so nice here at the Church Of The Hard Fucks! Oh yeah! The Gran Patron was flowing, all the babes were hot, and the Good Rev was UP. Can I get an Amen?
Yes, children, special thanks to Kristen, Green Eyes, Erika, RobynB, Minxie, Roxi, and Crimson, for making yesterday a memorable day. The Good Rev adores your sweet asses!
Okay, okay, enough of the mushy shit!
Now, talk about some sweet asses! Hallelujah, flock, the Good Rev has once again searched the world for appropriate Eye Candy to share, and hereby offers the following:
Yes, children, these hawties are future mothers, and as such, the Good Rev worships their fine asses. Praiz The Lawd!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
11 comments:
Good morning Rev... nice pics!!!
Morning. Nice post, Rev, and I thank you for it.
Anymore tequila left??? *wink
Ahem ...
Knight, nice to see you. Care to join the Good Rev at the next Reef Competition?
Green Eyes, you are welcome ... and yes, there is plenty of Tequila left. As a matter of fact, if you meet the Good Rev in the privacy of the Parsonage we could partake of a few body shots before the rest of the congregation arrives. Woohoo!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Well shit Rev I thought I was at the wrong place when I started reading all that mushy shit! lol
It's Friday! Can I have some tequila too?
Ahem ....
Erika, so cute, so sweet ... hell yah! Drink up girl, then get your reward!
Spank?
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Is it bad of me if I didnt even look at the asses?? I saw the REEF logo and almost went nuts.. I have reef shoes.. and when I lived in cali and surfed everyday I had a reef chest guard.. and I have a reef shirt.. and
reef and roxy are the best surfwear in the ENTIRE world..
whooo.. boy do I hate michigan..
reverend.. can I moved back to cali?? please??
Mmmmm mothers day.. my siblings and I chiped in for a 200 dollar diamond necklace for my mom.. my dad will probably give her a pearl one..
amen..
I liked the mushy shit, but that's just me...
Nice eye candy, btw
Good morning smooches~
~RobynBaby
Happy Friday REV!!!!
Rev, body shots? You're UP for it now? I mean, I know you were jealous of the worker men with me and Pleasure Penguin, and I'm glad you've come to your senses!
Now, who's first?
Ahem.
~drops a shitload of condoms, Holy Lube, dildos in assorted colours, shapes and sizes, and a postcard saying, 'Wish I Was Here!' into the collection plate~
I miss you guys!!
And, Rev...
I've been soooooooo naughty. If I don't confess to someone soon I'm going to explode!
I never realised how much church meant to my well-being until I came to your place of worship, Good Reverend.
In fact, there's one specific place I'd like to worship... so if you would like to step out of your sexy black and white outfit and meet me in the Rectory(such an AWESOME word)...I think I might have time for a quickie!
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