Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Sit On It

Good morning, motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Now, children, the Good Rev has been absent of late, and once again offers his apologies for not tending to the FLOCK as he should. However, suckers, the Mission Field does require some serious fucking time as well, not that The Good Rev makes excuses, or anything like that, but, you know what he's saying, don't you?

Okay, okay ... enough of that mealy mouth shit.

Good lawd, flock, the Good Rev had his butt smacked good last night! Seems Green Eyes (Head Support) and Erika (Pleasure Penguin), were kinda pissed at The Rev, and they took it out on him big time while restraining his ass in the Rectory (love that word).

Well, hell, all the Good Rev can say to that is, well, ah, er ...

... SIT ON IT.



























Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

30 comments:

RobynB said...

Glad to see you're back

Hugs
~Robyn

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

Robyn, baby, the Good Rev appreciates you so much!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

erika said...

Ohh come on Rev admit it you like it!! lol

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

Erika, so cute, so sweet ....

YES!!! The Good Reverend admits it! He was so UP with the punishment meted out by your beautiful hand as he was held tight by Green Eyes ... YES!!!

You have been aptly named the Pleasure Penguin!!

Phew, the Good Rev is so excited this morning!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Green Eyes said...

Yeah, you just keep those excuses coming, Rev!

So far so good, we'll see how the rest of the day goes before we re-evaluate your punishment/enjoyment time...

Pleasure Penguin and I will meet later to discuss.

Green Eyes said...

OK, Rev. The Pleasure Penguin and I have met, and we've come to a conclusion...

You'll be tied to the alter, with the help of Hilda, and your flock will help decide if you are to be punished or praised.

It's all about an individual's choice.

Now, be a good boy, Rev, and do what Hilda tells you to do......

*evil smirk*

erika said...

Sorry Rev you have to be punished/pleasured it is up to the flock to decide.

*drops of whipped cream and paddle in the tray.

Good Luck Rev. God bless.

erika said...

Here is some Tequila while you wait.

Green Eyes said...

*adds chocolate syrup and a couple of whips to the tray*

*winks at Rev while Hilda ties him up!*

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

chocolate syrup, whipped cream, whips, and Hilda, I can take .... but no fucking Tequila, no way!!!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

erika said...

But Rev Tequila is good for you. Just think body shots!

Keep that up and I am not sure you will be needing the whipped cream or the chocolate syrup. lol

KJ said...

What the hell is going on in here?

Green Eyes said...

I really, really like MY Tequila!

Yum! Did you say body shots?

KJ said...

Pleasured or punished???


Hmmmm, I'm think pleasure him while he is tied up....make him squirm

Mongoose said...

Did someone say....SNATCH?

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

KRISTEN!! Thank the good lawd a friendly face has arrived ... help the poor Rev, he's getting his ass whooped (and loving it by the way, but don't tell anyone) rescue him, please!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Knight said...

OK??? What's up???

Green Eyes said...

Kristen, just make it good! You know extreme pleasure can also be considered painful.....

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

GOOSE!! What up, man?

KNIGHT!! What up, man?





Did someone say SNATCH?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

erika said...

Well Rev it has been decided...

Well seeing that you don't want the "pleasure" of doing Tequila body shots off of us we will call the workers in. You have to be tied up and watch.

;)

Green Eyes said...

Oh Worker Boy! Come here, Worker Boy...

Now, lay down on the pool table. That's it.

Erika, bottle please. Thank you.

*pours some into Worker's belly button and sucks all the Tequila UP*

erika said...

Why Green Eyes I didn't know you did that so well!!

^5

Rev you having fun watching this?

Green Eyes said...

But, Rev, it's really quite tasty!

*wink

erika said...

mmmmm
Rev you just don't know what your missing out on. Tequila is sooo tasty.

Don't you agree Green Eyes??

You should of taken the Tequila Rev!

Green Eyes said...

Yes, I do agree, but since Rev's called Uncle, I think he might have learned his lesson.

Go ahead, Penguin, take a shot first, then we'll untie him...

erika said...

Ohhh goody!!

Ok I want that worker boy

*points to hot male who for some reason is taking his clothes off

Lay down on the pool table. Licks his nipple puts salt there. Lick that off and licks the Tequila on his belly botton.


Yummy

Green Eyes said...

You Go, Girl! That was HAWT!

OK, here's the plan, untie him, and Hilda will catch him. As the last knot gives, RUN!

Ready, Set, GOOOOOO!

erika said...

On your mark

Get Set

Goooooo

Dang that Hilda is strong!

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ....

Get your reward, ladies!!!!

Salt on the nipple ... naughty, naughty, and naughty ... licking Tequila off the Worker Boy ... Pleasure Penguin!!! Whoa! Double spankings for you!

Green Eyes ... you started this! Spank? Spark? Slap? Early hard pounder?

Okay, okay .... give me the Tequila, I'm feeling like I need a shot right now!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Green Eyes said...

Early Hard Pounder? Oh boy! You do know a woman's needs, don't you?

*hands Rev the bottle*