Sunday, May 21, 2006

Sunday Hard Pounder Returns

Welcome, motherfuckers, to the Sunday Hard Pounder!

Yes, children, the Sunday Hard Pounder was administered in private last week as the Sanctuary was filled with flowers for Mother's Day. The Good Rev was so fucking happy to have the opportunity to show you mothers some appreciation.

Now, fuckers, Roxi was kind enough to point out that The Good Rev has been too fond of posting pictures, and not speaking enough. Thank you, Roxi! Meet The Rev in the Rectory, we'll see if we can resolve this issue privately. Spank?

A special shout out to Solitaire! Yes flock, she stopped into the church the other day and said hello. The Good Rev has requested permission to capture her sweet ass and place it on the sidebar, but has not recieved permission as of this post. Now, suckers, if she doesn't respond by Wednesday, the Good Rev is going to take a chance and put on there anyway, because this a HNTer you all deserve!

Yes, a special shout out to all caps JENN! She's been MIA, but brought her lovely self by to say hello the other day, and the Good Rev appreciates that. You are a doll JENN and the church is just not the same without you. Praiz The Lawd.

A special shout out to Green Eyes, too! Yes, motherfuckers, she stopped in for an early and private hard pounder last night, and SHE GOT IT!! Take a lesson, children.

Okay, okay, enough of that mushy shit, let's stop fucking around this morning, children, and get right to the service!

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS


SHUDDERING ALL OVER!

love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(Loop)

Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN

7 comments:

erika said...

A Sunday is never complete until I hear you sermon Rev!

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

Erika, so sweet, so cute, The Good Rev stayed UP all night practicing his delivery ... so happy you enjoyed the service! Praiz The Lawd.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

KJ said...

WOOO HOOOO!!!! I made it here on a Sunday!!! I'm not late.........see, I'm getting better.......

Bless you Rev

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

Kristen, the Good Rev ASCENDS!! Thanks for attending service today!!

Woooo Hoooo, indeed, and bless you, too!!

Snap?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Green Eyes said...

Rev, according to my clock, I've got 12 more minutes left before it's Monday.

Last night was so good, I want more! Are you UP for it?

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ....

The Good Rev is always UP for you Green Eyes!!! Parsonage? Rectory? Confessional? All three? Spank? Spark? Hard pounder?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Evil Minx said...

Hi, sorry i'm late... did i miss my pounding, Rev? Surely you have a couple of good spanks left in you for an errant Minx?