Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Oh What A Glorious Monday ...

Yeah, motherfuckers, the Good Rev knows it's Tuesday!

But, suckers, yesterday was a glorious day here at the Church. Yes, children, the Oh So Fucking Missed All The Time STRUMPET actually made an appearance ... along with some other Oh So Fucking missed parishioners ... how fucking cool is that?

Okay, the Good Rev was moved ... so moved, in fact, that his replies to the comments left is republished below.

Ahem ...

STRUMPET! No prob, girl, you've been storing up Confessional Minutes, right along with all those Future Cards. Praiz The Lawd! The Church Of The Hard Fucks is not the same without you! Please find your way back soon. You rock girl!

Minxie, the Good Rev loves it when you bend over ... you may have to hold that position for some time!

Otis, holy cow! Otis operates!

JENN! HEY! THE GOOD REV LOVES YOU!

Green Eyes, you make the trip worth it! Where's your twin?

Roxi! With you and Strumpet both kicking in at the Collection Plate this Church will certainly prosper! The Good Rev has been missing you! Meet me in the Rectory (love that word) and we'll discuss your penance.

Okay, suckers, have at it! Make Tuesday as good as Monday!

Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN

6 comments:

Evil Minx said...

Rev, honey, i knew i might have to... that's why i've been practicing.

(6 hours and 24 minutes is my record. Have at it!)

KJ said...

Happy Tuesday!!!

Anonymous said...

LOVE YOU TOO REV!

erika said...

Hi Rev!

Sorry I missed you yesterday I was out in the field too!

Wahooo Strumpet is back!

Green Eyes said...

My twin was on a top secret mission yesterday, but see, she's back, safe and sound!

Hey Strumpet!

Otis said...

yeah...I used to be a smooth operator.