Sunday, July 23, 2006

Sunday Hard Pounder

Woo Hoo Motherfuckers!

Oh yeah, the Good Rev borrows the 'woo hoo' from his assistant, Head Support. Why woo hoo? Because, the second HNT post from the Good Rev was a success! The RAVE reviews are in ... only Crimson wanted more skin. Well, the Good Rev is sure you all want more skin, lol ... only Crimson asked, politely too!

The Good Rev can't make any promises for this coming HNT, as the Volunteer is out of town, but show up anyway, you never know what you might find.

Thank you all for your kind comments ... you make the Good Rev FEEL special!

Okay, okay, enough of the crap. No more delaying, fuckers, let's get right to the service ...

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS


SHUDDERING ALL OVER!

love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(Loop)

If anybody has any special needs this morning ... you know, like, you need more, or you need it in private, see the Good Rev in the Rectory. The Good Rev will interrupt his 'laying on of the hands' practice session to attend to your most desperate needs.

Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN

4 comments:

KJ said...

*runs around room squealing*

I'm first on a SUNDAY!!!!!!

WOO HOO

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

Thanks for being so faithful, Kristen! Looks like you are not only first, but also the only attendee today!

A private service is available to you in the parsonage ... okay?

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

erika said...

I am so sorry I missed Sunday service. I think I need to be punished!

Green Eyes said...

Me too! Punish me, Rev! I slept thru Sunday thanks to all the practicing we'd been putting in for the Laying of the Hands. And, I do mean THANKS, by the way! *wink