Also known as The Sunday Hard Pounder!!! Praiz The Lawd ... welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, children ... motherfuckers, that is. Nice to see y'all on a Holiday Weekend.
Suckers, look at the sidebar ... see the pretty new shiny button for Evil Minx? Click it! She likes it like that.
Okay, okay, enough of the crap. No more delaying, fuckers, let's get right to the service ...
Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS
SHUDDERING ALL OVER!
love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!
(Loop)
If anybody has any special needs this morning ... you know, like, you need more, or you need it in private, see the Good Rev in the Rectory. We'll 'loop' in there.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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3 comments:
maybe if church had been like this when I was a kid it would have captured my interest...
I'm here!!!!!
WOO HOO.......I made it to church on a holiday weekend and everything
Hey there, Rev! I'll take a second helping, or is that a forth? *wink
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