Sunday, August 13, 2006

Happy Monday, Suckers!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yesterday's Hard Pounder was another great success! The Good Rev is delighted that he was able to practice his new Stress Reduction Technique on Green Eyes. Any other parishioner that would like a little Laying On Of The Hands action is welcome to stop by the Rectory anytime today. The Good Rev will be ahhhhhwaiting!

Okay, okay, enough of the Good Rev begging! The Good Rev just wants to remind you that the congregation is growing and space is in great demand. Now, if things keep UP the way they have been, it will be necessary to expand the Church property. Suggestions for facility improvement may be left in the comment section or emailed directly to the Good Rev at notreverent@yahoo.com.

Thank you all for such a hot fucking week ... let's make sure this one coming is just as hot. Until tomorrow, have at it motherfuckers!

Oh yeah, don't forget to be here Thursday ... HNT, HNT, HNT!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

4 comments:

erika said...

Ohh I need to be punished I missed Sunday service.

Spank?

RobynB said...

Lay your hands on me, Rev...I missed yesterday, too.

Green Eyes said...

I totally recommend the destressing techniques by Rev, ladies. Trust me.

Nice pic, Rev!

Spark?

Anonymous said...

I'm glad I'm not a stool!