Yes children, the good Reverend has been off in search of some appropritate lyrics for the Sunday Hard Spanking Service, and while these don't really convey the message the way The Rev would ... (that means they're too fucking tame!) ... well, er, ah, what the hell, they're not all that bad. Now, if you don't like the lyrics, too fucking bad, find another shoulder to cry on. Let's not get into all that mushy crap, okay? Hallelujah (69x) AMEN
Choke Me, Spank Me (Pull My Hair)
by Xzibit
[Chorus: girl - repeat 4X]
Choke me, spank me, pull my hair
[Xzibit]
Cinnamon, with a taste of honey, it ain't funny
When she walk in the room, I can't help actin a fool
I know what she like, she act right
She act like she ain't gon' survive the night
without my dick all up in her ass, so quick, so fast
I see her twin towers and I'm ready to crash
Walk around naked witcha beautiful ass
Who the fuck taught ya how to move that fast?
It took time to perfect the stroke, by any note
Maybe we really don't need to drink and smoke
And just try a new position, perfect your dick kissin
Bang on your G-spot 'til your (voice is missin)
[Interlude: Xzibit - repeat 2X]
I don't want to love, you
I just want to fuck, you
You should bring your friends, through
I'll fuck you and them, too
[Chorus]
[Xzibit]
I work hard when I'm breakin your back, my lil' nyphomaniac
Suck it, swallow it, down the hatch
It ain't a game when she givin me brain, she doin her thang
I'm up all night but I never complain
I don't, waste no time with makeup lines
I just, look in her eyes and read the signs
A lot of dudes wanna pull on her arm
Cause her ass and titties light up a room like a major city
Just look how she fit in them jeans, it ain't fair
She get off too quick, when I pull on her hair
I'm the only *reverend that can take you there
I ain't the only one fuckin and I don't care!
She come through with a couple of friends, a couple bottles of
gin
And then, that's where the party begins
And I'm the only *reverend that's around for blocks
Baby get on top, and don't you stop!
[Interlude]
[Xzibit]
I know you love the way I'm diggin it out
I know it's hard to talk with all this dick in your mouth
Menage-a-trois, for moi, let's figure this out
I drink your Hennesey fifth, let's work the shit out
She don't gotta cheat cause it's a waste of her time
She'll never find another dick that's bigger than mine
Hands and knees side by side, I hit from behind
Flip it up, givin a fuck, we fuck all night
Bottom line, when I straighten your spine
I'm gon' find spots that ain't been hit and blow your mind
Get in line, bitches stay on the grind, cause I'm on mines
Redecorate your hips and lips and thighs
Ain't surprised you can be so pretty and be so nasty
Ass in the air like a pass to Grassi
It's a, thin line between hoes and women
And close my dick with a hat and change the linen
[Interlude]
[Chorus - repeat 2X]
*modified by The Irreverent Reverend
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9 comments:
Wow.
Mr. Xzibit is a man with quite the swollen head, eh?
That kind of confidence is pretty hot.
Reverend, I'm aching for you to Pimp My Ride in the Rectory.
I'll even let you hold the dildo.
~drops cherry-flavoured lube and red condoms into the collection plate~
Enjoy!
Well, hell, Strumpet, that was mighty nice of you to spice up the flavour and the colour. You are quite the Supply Sergeant. And, quite the Tight End too, I might add. That is one sweet little ass you have there, babe.
Now, babe, where were you earlier. I called your name in the Confessional, hallelujah!
I saw that naughty shit you been doin with the repairmen ... good lawd girl, that is some hot shit. Get your reward, now! Hallelujah.
Well, girl, once again you have made the service what it was meant to be.
You rock girl!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Just being all that I can be.
I was there....
lurking....
sometimes I just like to hear my name chanted.
But, now that it's time for the 'heavy duty' artillery....my bottom is aching for it's reward.
Hallelujah, inded.
Strrrrrrrumpet, Strrrrrrrrumpet, Strrrrrrrumpet!
Oh, my little Strumpet. Come girl. Come.
Hallelujah, hallelujah, praiz the lawd, hallelujah, Amen.
MEOW! Thanks for the lyrics...just what I needed to hear on a Sunday Morning!
Now about that lube Strumpet left...YOu gonna share with me or what?!
AMEN!!!
He better!
But, if he won't Miss In....
....I will.
Interlude?
And just what happens during the interlude?
*Spreading cherry flavored lube on the assembled members of the church of Hard Fucks*
Madame....
...how did I KNOW you would make most excellent use of the cherry-flavoured goodness.
Cos now I'm just gonna have to go around licking everybody.
Ah, the demanding duties of the Supply Sergeant....
Mr. Rev....roll away...
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