Yes children, yesterday’s HARD SPANKING service was another successful one. We had Strumpet, Madame X and The Angel in attendance. The Rev is still reeling from the effects of handling three such beautiful members of the flock. But, you know the Rev is all about pleasing. Hallelujah.
Faithful, the Rev has been called away on missionary business this fine Monday, and regrets that he cannot meet with you in person. But, knowing these things will happen from time to time, The Rev had a plan. That’s right, folks, a fucking plan. Something you won’t get too often around here, so cherish the fucking moment. …..
The Most Incredible Strumpet, the Tight End Supply Sergeant here at The Irreverent Reverend has offered to help out in my absence. She will be handling any HARD SPANKING required by the faithful. And as a bonus it will be done at the Altar, instead of the Rectory, as I took the fucking key with me by mistake. Now, children, this is one hot and kinky chick. She is sure to please.
Praiz The Lawd, children, Strumpet has just announced Dildo Servicing will be held in the Confessional, directly following Paddle Time at the Altar. She says if you are feeling really randy and rambunctious, you are welcome to attend BOTH sermons! Hallelujah, faithful, a new day has donned at The Irreverent Reverend!
Yes faithful, if you want REAL fucking life, a sex term of the day, and the most intoxicating THREESOME recommendation in all of blogland, head over to Strumpet's blog and check it out. Suckers, don’t forget to come back here later, though, k?
Children, please know that it pains The Rev to be away on this glorious Monday, but he will return early Tuesday ... so, suckers, if you need anything before you head off to work you'll probably find me in the Rectory.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
31 comments:
No tickets necessary for Servicing By Strumpet.
First come, first serve means...
First served, first to cum.
I'll miss you along with all the rest, Good Reverend.
And that means I'll be missing MY spanking service, as well, now. If anyone is interested in playing with the Holy Paddle.... you just let me know.
Have a safe trip, Rev. I'm sure the church will still be standing upon your return.
Right, Strumpet?
heehee, did someone say dildo?
Well, hell, Children (that's you my little Strmupet and my sweet Green Eyes), just hitting the road here now, checking on last minute preparations for the Monday service.
Strumpet, I see you have things well in HAND. Thanks babe. Be HARD on them, will ya?
Green Eyes, we're finally singing your tune here at the church? Yes, child, those dildos come in different colours too. Ask what you will.
Off to the Mission Field, aka, Beach with hot babes in bikinis! Carry on flock!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
OOOOHHH! Different colors? OK, Strumpet, I have purple, blue and red. Let's try something different!
Right, Greenie!
Does that mean you're up first?
Too exciting!!
This is going to be SO much fun!
I have to give the Reverend an Extra-Special Thank You for bestowing such a privelege upon the Tight End Supply Sergeant. I had no idea when I took the position the glorious things it would entail.
I'll see YOU in the Confessional for Dildo Servicing, Green Eyes.
Well, Hell, Green Eyes...
I say we use all three!
Have a safe mission today Rev. Hurry back!
Strumpet,
I'm liking the red one best, what about you?
Dildo's well hot dang now your talking
Erika:
Strumpet's the best supply sergeant EVER! Come take a look at the variety!
Holy cow there is a god
I'll be at both sessions
The lawd is shining his light upon us! Look at loot here!
The Red is HAWT, Greenie, and it looks really, really pretty puttin' to use on you too....Mmm...
Erika, if this church doesn't help one to find God, nuthin' will.
And, yes, my fellow parishioners....there is something in the collection plate, or in the secret compartment Confessional stash, to please everyone.
Kristen...I cannot wait!
Heather, I miss him too! We ALL do!!
And, on that note, I say we all take a moment to play with ourselves and think about the good Reverend and just how much we miss his generous hand.
Hallelujah, indeed.
I've been doing that all morning! He has the strongest hands!
I know!
My ass is still red from the last time.
As I'm sure yours is too....
We ARE such lucky girls!
Ok, what have I missed? Oh, spankings...Where is the line forming at?
Man Rev is going to cry when he finds out what he is missing
Why, Mr. Mongoose? Would you like one? Step right on up to the altar...
Erika, tell me about it. He's gonna come back and give us some of those 'Heavy Duty' whoopin's for how naughty we've all been.
That's gonna be a good time.
More batteries over here, please!
Pardon me, Mr. Mongoose. It pains me so, but I must step away from your Paddle Time for a brief moment. With the good Reverend gone...I think we're all just a little more horny than usual and I have to drop some batteries off into the collection plate for my fellow sisters.
I'll be right back.
Don't you go anywhere!
Don't worry, Greenie...I've got the party pack of double A's. We won't be running out anytime soon.
And when I'm done with Mongoose, I'll be right over to the confessional for a bonus Dildo Servicing....cos when you say 'please,' it turns me on.
Please! Please! PLEEEEZ, Strumpet!
I've been sooooo good!
Hot Damn, girl!
We are gonna have so much fun while the Reverend is away.
I'm likin' this Tight End Supply Sergeant gig more and more every day!
You hold the title very well, too!
~blushes~
Hey, you wanna hold the dildo?
It's really fun....
The Supply Sergeant is feeling a little exhausted and is in desperate need of her own Dildo Servicing....
And I think you're just the one to do it, Green Eyes.
We need to talk to the Reverend about coming up with an official Title for your own hot services that you provide around here....
Head Support
Actually, Strumpet, that job, I can do really well.
Plenty of job experience too, would you like to see my resume?
No, I just need to view a demonstration.
And I'm gonna need the dildo.
OK, let me just put fresh batteries in it first, k?
If you insist.
Dang how come everyone gets to have fun and I have to work?
Don't worry your pretty little head, Erika...
...you're up next, darlin'.
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