"Why is it you always want me to use the Dildo?"
Yes children, The Good Rev has searched the globe for cute little dildo jokes. This one comes from Germany. The Rev speaks fluent German, but had no fucking idea what was being said here. So, he smartly ran it through Babel Fish ....
"That was however not as mad as I it me with Dildo always presented."
Good lawd, what the fuck does that mean? The Rev couldn't make out the German or the English. So, there you have it children, figure it out for The Rev. All we know for sure is that Onanieren is a Dildo. Well, ah, er ... fuck, I'm not really positive about that either, but what the hell ... had to throw it out there.
Special thanks to my little Strumpet for making the dildo an integral part of the environment here at The Irreverent Reverend. For those of you who don't know, she always matches her dildo with her outfit ... oh yeah, red stockings, red dildo; green nail polish, green dildo. Now this is fashion, faithful! Take a lesson.
Hallelujah, children, Strumpet is one hell of a Tight End Supply Sergeant, also. Let's see what else we can PROD her to come up with for future services!
The lube has been blessed!
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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Good morning, children, The Rev here. Faithful, The Rev may have to take care of some pressing duties over at the Rectory (love that word), and could be gone a while. Please know you are in my mind and heart. Praiz The Lawd.
SPECIAL SHOUT OUT: to Shay, thanks babe for stopping by yesterday. I was reading some of the stuff on your site, and all I can say is *blush.
Holy Shit, children, Shay is an aspiring SEX COLUMNIST, that makes her one hot fucking babe in The Rev's eyes.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
Love me a good dildo
I just got a waterproof one. We are now both squeaky clean. ;)
Suze: You gotta love the waterproof toys!
Mmmm I never thought of getting dildos to match your outfit. What a good idea.
Erika, it's WAY too much fun.
Shay rocks.
Mr. Rev...are we gonna have to play without you again?
Remember, Greenie....it's your turn to dole out the spankings today!
~runs to start the line~
OK, as Head Support, I'll do my best!
Now where's that really big paddle I saw the other day? You know, the black leather one with the word "slut" written on it.
Strumpet, did you sneak it home to play with?
~slyly places borrowed paddle into collection plate~
~whistles~
HOT DAMN! I found it!
*wicked, wicked grin*
After I'm done with Strumpet, I'm going after Goosey!
Green Eyes I think you liking you new job
Come on Erika, you grab that little wooden one and come join me. It's invigorating!
Ohhhh I can do some damage I mean pleasure with this one. Who are we getting?
Erika, you can do me when Greenie's done.
I'm insatiable when it comes to a good paddling.
And, hey....I thought somebody was going to be prodding me? I got all excited!
Erika needs a title too.
How about...
the Pleasure Penguin.
LOL aww thanks Strumpet
Awwww, The Pleasure Penguin sounds good.
Strumpet, I guess a good paddling gets your creative juices flowing, eh?
Green Eyes I am glad you like the title that Strumpet gave me. I am so touched and honered I think I might cry.
Anytime, Erika...it was long overdue.
Yeah, Greenie...it sure does!
I think Rev is going to cry when he sees how much he missed today. Thanks Strumpet I will make sure I put you in my will ;)
Rev will be glad we're all filling our job duties.
Maybe we'll all get bonuses when he comes back!
Oh please, oh please, oh please!
CHILDREN! What the fuck is going on here? Having fun without The Rev ... well, all right then!
Kristen, he he.
Suze, thanks for sharing!
Green Eyes, babe, The Rev is here for you, girl. Need help with ghosts, I hear. And, yes, girl, your BONUS aaaaawaits!
Erika, so cute. Always a pleasure providing the educational and the regligious expierence, my sweet little Pleasure Penguin.
STRUMPET! I think you like to stir things up a little, eh? Heh heh, you liked the CATTLE PROD?
Hallelujah, ladies, The Rev is UP, the Rectory is empty.
Anybody?
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
ohhh Will he pay us in condoms or dildo's.
DILDO'S!
Dildo's with condoms. See the Tight End Supply Sergeant.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
#1: I am here to place condoms, the Holy Lube and a plethora of dildos into the collection plate.
Erika, I must say you are the BEST Pleasure Penguin I've ever experienced!
Reverend, yes. Yes, I liked and thoroughly ENJOYED the prodding. More, please.
~makes a mad dash for the Rectory~
Hallelujah, fo-evah!
So, what's this Bonus thing all about?...
I'm waiting for my bonus, Rev....
Ya Rev...We worked up a sweat. Where's our bonus?
Well, hell, children (that would be all of your) line up and BEND OVER ladies, The Reverend Cowboy is here with his CATTLE PROD. Sorry Strumpet, hate to be an Indian Giver, but there's only one.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
I play well with others.
And I find sharing to be a good time for all.
I like cowboys.
Ummm Prod?? I think I will stick with the dildo but thanks anyway Rev
Can we please dress the Rev as a cowboy for Strumpet?
ohh That sounds like fun
With leather chaps too?
Yes, with leather chaps too.
Please.
And rope.
We cannot forget the rope.
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