The Rev Missed You

Yes children, The Rev missed all y’all yesterday. But, he left you in more than capable hands. Faithful, my little Strumpet proved herself to be quite the Tight End Supply Sergeant and she will definitely receive her reward as soon as The Good Rev catches up with her fine ass. Thanks for taking over in such fine fashion, babe. You rock girl!

Now, The Rev is so pleased to see that the Dildo Servicing went over so well. He appreciates the attendance of Strumpet, Green eyes, Erika and Kristen.

GOOSE! Holy Shit man, you didn’t let her do that to you did you?

Children, this is a special Shout Out to the incredible Heather! I do believe this is the first official visit from her sweet ass. Thanks, babe, you are one hawt chica. For those of you that don’t know, Heather was on death’s doorstep last week ... Glad you recovered babe!

Good lawd, Green Eyes has been nominated by my little Strumpet for the position of HEAD SUPPORT! Hallelujah, The Rev accepts. The positions are filling up fast here, children!

Now, children, The Good Rev must tell you of his trip. Praiz The Lawd, it took him five hours to complete a three hour journey. The pike was closed for almost two hours … but, faithful, things happen for a reason. The Rev got to hear an interview with David Gilmour, formerly of Pink Floyd. This fucking guy is a genius, people, and has released a masterpiece titled On An Island. But the thing that impressed the Rev the most was the way the guy talked about his wife, Polly, during the interview. The Rev could feel the love, devotion, and adoration he has for her; he consistently referred to her as his friend and partner, the joy of his life. Now, children, The Rev is not easily moved, you know. So this is some serious shit! Faithful, you have to be friends first and always with your spouse, boyfriend or girlfriend. Once the friendship starts to fade, the romance starts to fade, and then the intimacy starts to fade, until you stand looking at each other, not knowing who the fuck it was you once loved. Children, take this one from The Rev!

For those of you who enjoy a nice romantic slow fuck, get the CD, a bottle of wine, some scented candles, and put it on. Get yourselves aroused, children, and when Gilmour starts playing the sax in Red Sky At Night, grind away. If your head doesn’t pop by the end of the two minute, fifty-one second instrumental, see the Rev for counseling, maybe he can help.

Ladies, that’s 51 seconds more than usual, eh? Hallelujah.

Okay, enough of that mushy crap.

Yes, children, The Rev likes to visit Fort Lauderdale, cos he gets to hear Ron & Paul In The Morning. These two guys dish out some funny shit. So, this morning they have a segment called “Something You Know About Your Mother That You Wish You Didn’t” …. people call in and tell on mommy, lol.

So, this guy calls in and says, “Ron, I don’t think you want to know this.”

They prod him.

“Well, Ron, my mom is 68 you know. Old looking, grandma type, with glasses, all wrinkled up. She’s got arthritis and uses a walker sometimes. Oh, Ron, you don’t want to know this.”

“C’mon, man, lay it out!” says Ron, cracking up.

“Ron, I’m over her house and I open a door to what I think is a pantry. Holy shit, inside are all these leather outfits, with horns even.”

Ron & Paul are laughing their asses off. Paul says, “Dude, sounds like she’s a dominatrix. Did she beat you as a kid?”

“Oh my god, Paul she did beat me”

“What else?” asks Ron, cracking up.

“Oh my god, Ron. You made me connect it all now. I remember up until I was 12, if I entered a room and my mother pointed at her thighs, I had to run over and jump into her lap. Then she’d SPANK my ass.”

Ron & Paul are cracking up. “Thanks for the call, man,” says Ron.

Hallelujah, children, that had The Good Rev in stitches. There were others, but I’ll be here all fucking night trying to tell them to ya … need my sleep, suckers!

Feel free to leave any tidbits about mommy in the comments section.



So, children, The Good Rev wanted to take some pictures of hot babes in bikinis, but, alas he forgot the fucking camera. Running into Walgreen’s, he was able to snag a few post cards to capture the flavor of South Florida, just for his faithful.





Yes, this one is titled GROWING TOGETHER IN LOVE. Holy shit!




And this one, children, is my gift to you for putting up with my absence. Praiz The Lawd! Ladies, right click and save, print the sucker out, and stare at him while you get yourself off with your toy of choice. 'Cept for you, my little Strumpet! You know The Rev is one jealous motherfucker and can’t bear the thought of you with another. Yes, girl, The Rev was disheartened to see that you let the Blogger repairmen have their way with you. But, then, upon further reflection, The Good Rev does enjoy a description of a sexual encounter that includes rug burns, chafed lips and a sore ass. What the hell, child, YOU ARE FORGIVEN! Have at it, babe.



The Rev is back!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN