Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Praying For A Good Dildo!

Yes children (that would be all of you suckers), the Good Reverend missed the fuck out of you again yesterday. But, believe him when he tells ya, it will all be worth it in the END! Hallelujah, preferably a Tight End. Hell, maybe even a Tight End Supply Sergeant. But, The Rev digresses.

Faithful, The Rev has been on a mission ... yes, a mission of great import.

Hell, let me just give a quick shout out to Sir Knight! Knight, dude, The Rev is honored by our presence. That's no shit. Now, Knight, I understand that you are a lawyer of exceptional ability, and I wanted to ask you publicly to help out in the defense of the oh so great Cyril Wecht, a fellow resident in the great city of Pittsburgh. The poor guy's facing some shit from the Feds, and I do believe he needs all the help he can get. If you can't do anything for him, well, er, ah .... fuck him. Let him fend for himself.

Okay, children, enough of that mushy shit.

The Rev continues to search the world for little treats for his flock. The below picture is posted with love. If there are any among you that feel offended, too fucking bad!



Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

48 comments:

Knight said...

Thanks for the shout out Rev. Cyril is on his own though... do you know him personally??? This is important to know before I comment on him !!!

The Good Rev said...

Morning, Knight! No, I don't know him ... read about it yesterday and thot it would be a hoot to ask you to help the sucker out. Some of those charges do seem a little frivolous, though.

He has a sharp wit and a nasty pen, praiz the lawd!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

erika said...

Awww you really take care of your flock. What a sweetie you are.

Green Eyes said...

You can give me treats anytime, Rev!

Mongoose said...

I feel like I need to go to confession after seeing that pic. I'm not even Catholic...

Cha Cha said...

Praise the LAWD for Google!

Hallelujah!!

Amen.

For us non-lawyers or those of us not up on the recent possible criminal activities of Pittsburgh Medical Examiners....and for those with a curiousity equal to or greater than any feline....it's not polite to go about mentioning something in a post without at least a LITTLE background information.

Seeing as all I know is what I briefly browsed in the Googling process....it seems as though this is not the first time such allegations have been brought upon this fellow. Which makes it all that much more interesting...those types of cases just make me wonder.

Michael Jackson got off both times. No pun intended. I still think he did it. Entirely different case....and much more high profile...and much more terrible subject matter...I mean, Ew..MJ...Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes. Heh, heh.

But, I'm just saying that it's always strange to me when people keep being brought up on charges after being acquitted of them initially and since Jackson's case is much more renowned, it's a rather easy comparison, but I am not comparing the crimes committed.

Seems as though Mr. Wecht is himself a lawyer, as well. He should have known better, one would think. Again, I don't know much about the case and am rather stimulated about hearing what Sir Knight and you have to discuss on the matter.

I must commend you, good Reverend, for sparking a topic at church today where we can learn a little something while we whittle the day away with dildo play and martinis!

~drops condoms and Holy Lube in all the regular spots~

Enjoy faithful!

Cha Cha said...

Oh, and by the way....

that is the hottest nun EVER!

EVER!!

Madame X said...

Strumpet I just finished up a run of "NUNSENSE" and I was one fucking hot nun.

I got pictures!!!

The Good Rev said...

Well, hell, children (that would be all of you), looks like the Good Rev is ON ... aaaa..fucking..gain!

Good lawd, Erika ... I had you in mind when I found that little sucker, heh heh ... and Green Eyes and Strumpet ... you have been spared good Sir Knight.

Line up for your treats, ladies, hallelujah.

GOOSE, praiz the lawd, did I hear someone say SNATCH?

My little Strumpet, there are two things I knew would bring about a little Hornadelic action from your oh so sweet ass ... serious conversation and a hot little nun. Good lawd, child, you make the Rev ascend!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

The Good Rev said...

Oh my gawd, The Madame has appeared! Praiz the lawd, The Good Rev has ascended AGAIN!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Knight said...

Well, I will start with… yes, Dr. Wecht is himself a lawyer. In fact, he taught a class where I went to law school. We referred to him as Cryil “when I make it to class” Wecht!!!

Let me say this, he is a brilliant man. When he is around, there is no doubt that he is the smartest man in the room… and he knows it. He will let you know it.

He testified in criminal court, where the Judge I clerked for presided. The staff & the Judge were taking bets on how long it would take him to mention Kennedy’s head. (it was a homicide, gunshot wound to the head) Sure enough, about 10 min in… the pompous ass…

Anyway, as for the charges he faces… You must understand how entrenched the Democratic Party is here. They run, without virtual opposition in every election. They have been lining their pockets for years and everybody knows it. There just seems to be a turning… the County Sheriff is now in the same boat… Wecht is just too arrogant to go down without a fight.

Cha Cha said...

Madame...you need to post them babies....talk about Spank Bank material...

So, is this whole issue a political one? I guess I didn't get that far in my Googling.

My interest was peaked at his possible mis-use of unclaimed cadavers.

The Good Rev said...

All politics, babe, just using the other shit as a way to get to him ... here's what he wrote to a group that wanted to eliminate his County Coroner's office ...

"Anytime you or any of your minions, sycophants, or other assorted motley crew wish to publicly debate the activities of my office, just let me know," he wrote. "I can only hope that you will have occasion to require the services of this office in the most possible personal fashion."

Ha! Hot shit!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Knight said...

Strumpet was googling... the way that sounds was arousing!!!

Rev, your profile is strangely... well...slim!!! You are very well versed in the politics of this area... HHHhhmmm???

KJ said...

I think we all just want a good dildo

Green Eyes said...

*grabs some flavored condoms and stands in line for my treat!*

RobynB said...

I had a good dildo, but I broke it.

Don't ask... hehe

Cha Cha said...

~gets in line behind Greenie and pinches her ass~

Yeah, Robyn....I always wear out the good ones...

Knight said...

Strumpet: You discriminate based on political affiliation?

Cha Cha said...

Why, are you Republican?

LMMFAO

erika said...

Damn I miss all the fun! Strumpet I am not a Republican ;)

Green Eyes said...

OOOWWWW!

*looks at Strumpet's collection to see what she brought. Willing to make a trade...*

Hey, Knight, wanna play pool?

Knight said...

Strumpet: I am not saying... I really try to stereo-type people.

Green Eyes: play pool? I must admit, I really stink at it... but... do you discriminate?

Green Eyes said...

Discriminate? Who am I to judge others? No, I don't, unless we're talking about old people driving on the roads trying to kill me, then I discriminate greatly!

K, pool it is! Wanna bet on something?

Knight said...

what is the bet?

Green Eyes said...

OK, after much consideration, and I am known for sharing as well as having my friends' backs, the bet is this:

If you lose, you have to donate a picture to the Pleasure Penguin to use on the next "Hot Bod Wednesday."

Cha Cha said...

Oh, Sir Knight...you are WAY too much fun to rile up...I must duly make note of this for evil use later.

Actually, one of my favourite men that I was ever involved with is a HARDCORE Republican.

And there are/have been some pretty badass Republicans out there.

Vincent Gallo. Johnny Ramone. Ted Nugent. Dennis Hopper. Don King. Chaka Kahn. Magnum P.I. 50 Cent. Frasier. LL Cool J. Meatloaf. Marliyn Manson. And we cannot forget Jessica Simpson and Hillary Duff. Oh, and Don King!!

God, I love Google.

Anyhow, now that I know...if given the opportunity...I wouldn't fuck any of 'em.

=P

Well, maybe Marilyn just to get to Dita.

Alright, if we're playin' pool...the bet's gotta be good.

Winner gets whatever they want.

Cha Cha said...

LMAO, Greenie!!!!

Too bad we can't really play for this!!!!!!!!

erika said...

Dammmnnn!

Green Eyes said...

I think that in the spirit of the "game," Knight should definitely concede and send a pic to the Penguin.

Knight????

erika said...

Ya know I think you may be right! What do you say Knight?

Knight said...

Green Eyes: who is the "penguine"???

Now, a few, and I mean, few... years ago, I might concider submitting a photo... but now???

The Good Rev said...

Well, hell, all of you (that would be you children), I can see the debate has been lively in my abscence!

Sir Knight, you are absolutely right, my position couldn't be thinner, and I know nothing about the politics in your area. However, two things that may interest you and the others in attendance:

1) As a Doctor Of Divinity I am compelled to root for the underdog, and will use whatever reasoning pops into my mind to accomplish that, and

2) Anytime an arrogant son-of-a-bitch is charged with 86 counts by the Government, one of which is having his secretary type a personal letter for him, something's up in Denmark.

********

Robin, wtf?

Greenie, wtf?

Erika, wtf?

Kristen, alright, babe!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

The Good Rev said...

STRUMPET! Stop raping google!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Green Eyes said...

Knight, Penguin is Erika. Look above your comment.

Yeah, a picture.

Rev, now thanks to your wtf, I can't get the Chili Pepper's song out of head (wtf was that?)!

erika said...

Hi Rev! What's up? I didn't do nothin :)

Green Eyes said...

Erika is not resonsible for anything. As Head Support, I will vouch for that!

erika said...

Rev to be honest I wanted to but I was too late. Can I have my spanking now?

Cha Cha said...

Mr. Rev....

I am only about consensual sex. I only do rape in the roleplay sense. (And in that case, I would be the fuckee and not the fucker. Ah, good times.)

So, anyhow...Google WANTS me, baby.

There's always that open, empty slot on top just waiting to be filled with my love.

It teases me and calls out to me...and sometimes...I just GOTTA give it what it wants.

It feels too good not to.

Greenie...OH, how I LOVE the Chilis. LOVE!

Sounds like the Pleasure Penguin is gonna be up to no good with a warning like that from Head Support.

As Tight End Supply Sergeant, Ms. P....if you need anything....

don't be afraid to ask!

Knight said...

What have I gotten myself into???

The Good Rev said...

STRUMPET! Babe, noone in there right mind would refuse being your fuckee, if you wanted to be the fucker. You think about that.

Erika ... so cute, babe, one spanking coming UP!

Knight, hot shit that you are, cool dude, you got yourself in deep with the horny chicks man ... they wanna see what you HAVE FOR THEM!

Whoa, The Rev is cooking!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Green Eyes said...

Knight, don't be afraid.

It's just a game of pool! *wink

erika said...

Rev you're on a roll today!

Knight just remember to breath it will be ok.

Strumpet who doesnt want you? I think Rev might be getting jealous though.

Knight said...

well, I just stopped over at Erika's and her "hot bod" guys are way outta my league... sorry to say. But now Erika, I work all over MI... Traverse City, Midland, Gaylord...

Anyway, Strumpet is getting me all worked up... then, Green Eyes playing on the pool table...

You're right Erika... breath...

erika said...

Well Knight now I was told from Strumpet that those weren't her type of guys. So trust me you should of seen those guys before they were touched up. Thats a little further up north than I am.

Rev has a busy place here. What can I say.

Cha Cha said...

Mr. Rev...you'd be surprised. But, I am not one who is deterred by rejection.

Yeah, seriously, Sir Knight...you think you know...but you have no idea....You're gonna learn a lot here at Church. So, get ready, baby!

Revvie, are you really cooking? Or was that metaphor?

Erika, you crack me up...just remember to breath...that is most excellent advice from the lips of the Pleasure Penguin.

Knight, gotta tell ya....I'd rather look at a real man anyday, I say send in the pic. Listen to the Pleasure Penguin...she has a very sexy voice...

...that's right...

...keep breathin'.....

The Good Rev said...

STRUMPET! The Good Rev would never be caught actually cooking, that's what he has a paid staff for ... cooking, cleaning, taking out the garbage ... hell, has to be some benefit to being The Irreverent Reverend!

So, to answer your question, how would you like your eggs in the morning? Fried, over easy, scrambled? Bacon with that? Spank before or after, or before and after?

Honey on your toast?

Cream cheese with your bagel?

OJ or coffee?

Tea with me?

You rock girl!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

Cha Cha said...

Spank before, please...

Scrambled well with cheese. 2 Sausage links are preferred to bacon. Orange Juice with lotsa pulp. Hot tea with honey.

Spank after, please...

No toast. No bagel. Geez that's a lot of fucking food, yo!

Cooking is Hella fun...but cleaning....blech...yeah, I seriously need a maid and shit...

I do like taking out the garbage because I get to see all the kitties that play in the alley.

And, wow, Mr. Rev....you cook one Helluva breakfast feast! That's very sexy.

YOU ROCK!!!

Hallelujah, good Reverend, indeed.