Good fucking morning to ya, children! (That's all of you!) Yes faithful, the mission field and his duties in the Rectory (love that word) have kept the Good Rev pretty busy ... and, of course, they will continue again today. For all that have recieved special counseling, you know how HARD it has been for The Good Rev.
Now, motherfuckers, let me just start out by saying that Wesley Willis is back for another performance at The Irreverent Reverend ... the Good Rev hopes there will be none among the faithful that are offended by this, but if there are, too fucking bad.
Okay, okay ... before Wesley takes the stage let me just give a special shout out to bill the apostle, yes, children, and his sidekick, The Rev. Willie Horton Heat! Faithful, they hail from another church, of which The Good Rev knew not of ... welcome, gentlemen, please come back often! You appear to be a couple of happy dudes!
Also a special shout out to Christophe. Good lawd, this fella has a mysterious look about him ... sort of like something out of an Erotic Novel written in France. Welcome, Christophe ... the Good Rev is honored by your presence.
Now, suckers, if you were in attendance yesterday, The Good Rev probably left you some love in the comments section. If, by some unforseen circumstance, he missed you, deal with it. Hallelujah.
Faithful, the Good Rev presents for your pleasure and entertainment, Wesley ...
Eat That Mule Shit
by Wesley Willis
Suck a hyena's ass
Suck a racehorse's dick (at Keeneland, oh yeah!)
Suck a cheetah's ass
Lick a horse's asshole
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Suck a snow leopard's ass
Suck a mountain goat's dick
Suck a caribou's asshole out
Eat that antelope shit and die, jerk!
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Suck a baboon's ass
Suck a male camel's dick
Suck a Doberman pincer's cock
Suck a reindeer's smelly ass, mothafucka!
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Eat that mule shit
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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7 comments:
Suck a MALE camel's dick?
Hmmm....
Are there transgendered camels? I would suppose there would be. And, I could only imagine such things as hermaphrodites would occur in all walks of life.
However...what Mr. Willis has MY dirty mind tossing about thoughts of with this particular lyric...female camels that strut their strap-ons....
Does Mr. Willis know something that we don't know?
And my final question is....Camel Dick: Equal to or greater than your average horse cock?
~drops horse cock-sized dildo into collection plate with LOTS of Holy Lube~
Rev, can you bless that for me when you have a chance?
Shouts out to Keeneland!!!
Morning Rev
Rev, issues man, issues!
Still love ya though.
I am going to have to pass. Sorry Rev I can't suck it up. Does that mean I get a spanking?
Have to be honest, being in the church and all, but I just skipped over the lyrics.
Now, let me take a look at this new dildo Strumpet brought!
Bill....with that church policy goin' on...you just might be able to convert me...
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