Sunday, April 30, 2006

A Sunday Keeper

Good morning motherfuckers!

Praiz The Lawd, children, Sunday comes round again, and the Good Rev is loving it. Yeah.

Now, suckers, it has been a busy week here at the Church Of The Hard Fucks .... HNT Thursday was a rocker! Yeah, the Worker Men had their asses fired for four minutes when the Good Rev showed his true colors. Yes, yes, the situation was RECTIFIED!! Okay, okay, now, children, moving on.

Good lawd, suckers, it seems we may be in for a frolicing good time here pretty soon ... the first wedding for members of the Church Of The Hard Fucks has been proposed. Yes, have a look at yesterday's comment section, motherfuckers, see what you think!! A Bridal Registry has been set up at The Playboy Store Online ... I think we all know what the Bride and Bride would like for the consummation of their vows. Hallelujah!

Now, suckers, today's guest is back for the second time this week ... she was such a big hit the other day, the Good Rev was compelled to have her sweet ass return.

Folks, she's a real doll, welcome her with open arms!

Okay, okay, flock, enjoy the service!

The Sunday Hard Pounder

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS


SHUDDERING ALL OVER!

love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(Loop)

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN

10 comments:

RobynB said...

I've missed services Rev. I'm begging forgiveness...

*drops strawberries and chocolate sauce in the offering plate*

Bless me?

Cha Cha said...

Rev, I am BEGGING you....

That girl is disgustingly skinny.

That pic would be COMPLETELY hot if it weren't all skin and bones.

How many more days does she have to live?

She is NOT invited to the wedding.

Ahem.

With that said...

Lovely service, good Reverend.

Will spankings be administered in the Rectory immediately following the sermon?

I'm REALLY aching for one, right now.

Mrs. Robyn, you rock!

Breakfast!!

Evil Minx said...

You know the shitty weekend is behind you when you come to the Church of the Hard Fucks, and find Yumpy-Strumpy in the recory on all fours, decorated with strawberries and chocolate.

What's the dress code for this wedding, then Rev? Naked or Tantalising? (For me tantalising involves wearing cowboy boots and... well, a smile.)

Heh.

Suze said...

I'm sure glad that I brought my camera with me. Right who's first?

Cha Cha said...

Minxy...

I heart cowboy boots.

But, I heart your smile more.

I think THAT outfit is DEFINITELY the way to go....


Suze!!! Me! Me! Me!

I wanna be first!!

Just be sure to get a pic of Minxy in those boots...

erika said...

So when's the bacholorette party??

Cha Cha said...

How about one week from today?

That gives us a full week to plan and prepare for all the naughty things that we wish to transpire throughout the course of the evening's events.

Green Eyes said...

As Head Support, I volunteer to help in any way I can. *wink

Now, about the party, I think Minxy's got a great thing going! Boots and smiles all around!

Yee Haw!

Cha Cha said...

This is gonna be the bestest party EVER!

KJ said...

Oh damn, I'm late to service.....forgive me?