Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!
The Good Rev spent the weekend in the Mission Field and was unable to return in time for the Sunday Hard Pounder. My apologies! Those of you who showed up for the service will be given and extra hard pounding next time. Okay?
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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Ahem.
First and foremost...
~drops condoms and holy lube into collection plate~
I just wanted to say that since I've been away my bottom cries out to me every morning to be pounded.
I try and try to substitute something to ease the pain of longing, but nothing seems to work.
I have seen the light and its name is a Hard Fuck.
I do hope to begin attending services more regularly soon.
Good Reverend, I don't know how I've even managed to last this long without your guidance.
But, know this....
When I do make it into that confessional again....we'll be in there for awhile as I've been awful naughty in my absence.
Holy cow...Strumpet speaks.
HEY REV!
Morning, Rev. Glad you made it back safe and sound!
Seems like a few of us have been absent from the services for ahile now..
It also seems that there are seriously not enough donations in the collection plate..
* drops rasberry flavored lube, butt plug, and double dong*
Hopefully we can make up for our sins...
However are we going to do that?
Ahem ...
STRUMPET! No prob, girl, you've been storing up Confessional Minutes, right along with all those Future Cards. Praiz The Lawd! The Church Of The Hard Fucks is not the same without you! Please find your way back soon.
Minxie, the Good Rev loves it when you bend over ... you may have to hold that position for some time!
Otis, holy cow! Otis operates!
JENN! HEY! THE GOOD REV LOVES YOU!
Green Eyes, you make the trip worth it! Where's your twin?
Roxi! With you and Strumpet both kicking in at the Collection Plate this Church will certainly prosper! The Good Rev has been missing you! Meet me in the Rectory (love that word) and we'll discuss your penance.
Hallelujah (69x)
AMEN
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