Sunday, August 13, 2006

Sunday Hard Pounder

Good morning, Motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

No fucking around this morning, children, let's get right into the service.

Screaming in ecstasy, yelling it loud.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Slamming, slamming, slamming!
Ramming, ramming, ramming!
Pounding it in!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU’RE ASS!

Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Pushing slow, dizzy in my head.
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
Screaming for more, screaming for more, screaming for more, bang!

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS

Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Ram it in!
Pull it out!
Slam it in!
Fucking, fucking, fucking.
Slamming, slamming, slamming.
Ramming, ramming, ramming.

POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING YOU'RE ASS


SHUDDERING ALL OVER!

love, love, love, love, love, love......
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING!
POUNDING IT IN!

(Loop)

The Good Rev will be available in the privacy of the Rectory for any additional needs you may have. Until tomorrow, suckers, have at it!

Hallelujah (69x)

Praiz The Lawd

AMEN

3 comments:

Green Eyes said...

Damn, Rev! That was just what I needed after the weekend I had.

But, I'm still feeling a bit more stress. Think you can help me get rid of that? *wink

Hope your weekend was a good one!

KJ said...

I'm here!!!!!!!!

Happy Sunday

The Good Rev said...

Ahem ...

Green Eyes, hell yes! See me in the Rectory, now. The Good Rev has been working on his stress reduction technique.

Kristen, bless you ... the Good Rev always apprectiates your attendance at the Sunday Hard Pounder, lol.

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN