I Know I Will

Anticipation!!!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Anticipation ... HNT, HNT, HNT. The Good Rev's favorite blog day, next to Laying On Of The Hands practice day, lol.

Okay, suckers, it's early, I've only seen one HNT so far ... but it was fucking HAWT!!! The Christmas Season is in full swing. I'm going to post this, then go looking for more early HNT postings ... if I find anything, I'll post an update.

Go check out Erika, but don't forget where church is, okay?

**Update** LOL, suckers, I was gone for 30 seconds ... go check out Kristen!!!

**2nd Update**OMG ... go to Green Eyed Beauty right away!!!

**3rd Update**This chick is COOKIN' ... Red Hot Crimson!

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Banned!

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks ... so nice to have you in attendance.

Suckers ... I love Fine Art, you know, the old masters ... check out this awesome painting by Delacroix ...























And, not to be confused with Fine Art, check out this cute picture of Santa enjoying a brew, lol ...














Flock ... the State of Maine has banned these pictures from Beer Bottle Labels!

wtf?

Of course, I'm not crazy about looking at Santa's Butt ... but, Liberty's tits look pretty nice to me ... and she's hanging in the Louvre!

What do you think?

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Happy HNT

Okay, suckers ... welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks! Oh happy day!

Chant it with the Good Rev ... HNT, HNT, HNT ...

I'll be checking them out and reporting back ...

till then,

have at it motherfuckers!!

**Report: Holy shit, flock ... check 'em out ...

Green Eyed Beauty
Red Hot Crimson
Why Erika

You'll have to find the rest on your own ... I'm busy!

Oh, oh ... don't go yet! Here's a pair I've been meaning to share ...

















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More Tits!

Good morning Church!! Welcome, motherfuckers, to the home of The Irreverent Reverend, also known as the Church Of The Hard Fucks! I'm blessed by your presence.

Okay, so I'm a little fixated lately on tits! What's wrong with that? Nothing.

Here's a nice little sampling from around the world ... England, Ecuador, and someplace else, can't remember where, lol.


















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Tits!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Thank you to all of you who wished me a Happy Thanksgiving ... if you didn't hear from me in response, you know, wishing you a Happy one back, it's because I was busy stuffing myself. I actually ate it this year!

Okay, enough of the happy holiday mushy crap ...

Yes, children, the Good Rev is always on the lookout for a nice pair ... and, having found the perfect pair, you know, the standard, I'm always com...pairing, lol.

These aren't bad ...


























but, they still don't measure UP!

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Happy Thanksgiving

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, suckers, the Good Rev is out of here for a few days, praiz the lawd, so have a Happy Thanksgiving. You are all in my thoughts and prayers ... really.


























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Obsessive?

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the home of The Irreverent Reverend, also known as the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Suckers, today is the Good Rev's favorite Blogland day .. you know? HNT, HNT ... hell yes, HNT. People, this is so fucking awesome!!! Start your HNT day right ... go straight over to the sidebar, no never mind, go straight to these links: Green Eyes and her awesome Twin, Erika. Then go to the sidebar, start with April, and go down ... yeah, that's it, down, down, down. As of the time of this post, only GE and E were UP ... but, suckers, that was enough to put a smile on my face, and knock me out!

Now, flock, check out the awesome Soccer Player below ... is the Good Rev being a little Obsessive/Compulsive with his recent posts? LOL





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Hot Bod Soccer Player

Good morning motherfuckers and welcome to the hottest church in Blogland ... the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Okay, suckers .... here's a Hot Bod Wednesday you won't forget anytime soon!





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Erotic PhotoArt

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, the Good Rev has recently become a Women's Soccer fan.















Body paint fan too, lol!

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Get Healthy!

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Check it out, suckers ... the Good Rev is on a Health Kick!


















Okay, okay, I have to get back to the Rectory right away ... practicing for the Laying On Of The Hands Service, you know.

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Danger, Danger

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yeah, yeah ... the Good Rev has been in the Mission Field, fulfilling his duty to the downtrodden, the destitute, and the prostitutes! That was fun.

Okay, suckers ... I'm back, and here's a little something I found out there in the World ...



















Mmmm.

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Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, home of the oh so fucking Irreverent Reverend!

The Good Rev likes a HOT witch, now and then ....










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Hot Bod For GE!

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ah, yes, children, the following Hot Bod picture is dedicated to Green Eyes, also known affectionately here at the church as Head Support. She's taking a chance, moving on up, making a choice for the good of her kids ... the Good Rev wishes her the best. Gonna miss the noise in the Rectory till you get back to Blogland, GE!














Of course, she may not get to see this post ... so, Twin (Erika), if you do, please let Green Eyes know we're thinking of her here at the Church.

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Cooling Off

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Oh, suckers, what a glorious weekend ... Tennis, again. In a heat wave. The Good Rev loves it.
























Okay, children, that's all I have for today ... but be sure to stop by tomorrow. I'm feeling naughty!

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Hot Bod ...

Good morning motherfuckers!

Check it out ... Hot Bod for the Twins!























And, one for the gents!




















Okay, suckers, be here tomorrow ... HNT, HNT!

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Fine Digital Art

Good morning motherfuckers. Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, in case you haven't noticed, the Good Rev is a little short on words lately. So, in keeping with the new tradition of not saying much, here's a nice little pic of Venus ... rendered digitally.



Don't forget Hot Bod Wednesday ... that's tomorrow!

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Seen In The Church Parking Lot

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, you know the old saying about what a man wants: a wife that acts like a lady in the living room, a cook in the kitchen, and a whore in the bedroom!!

















LOL, kids.

Of course, the Good Rev doesn't subscribe to that saying ... no, no ... I want a Lady that likes it in every room! Hell yeah! The Rectory, the Parsonage, the Confessional ...

Okay, suckers, enough of that, have a nice fucking day.

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HNT 12

Okay, suckers ... here it is!

As you can see, the Volunteer is so fucking HOT, the Good Rev can hardly stand it! Thank gawd for one helluva huge blessing.

















By the way, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks, motherfuckers ... LOL.

Now, go do your duty ... get on the sidebar and GO DOWN, starting with April!

Woo fucking hoo!

Until next time, flock ...

Praiz The Lawd

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Hot Bod Wednesday !!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Yes, children, the Good Rev has been kind of busy with his extra curricular activities ... ahem ... but, I rushed back just to post this Hot Bod Wednesday goody, you know, to keep the staff happy! I know Head Support (Green Eyes) and Pleasure Penguin (Erika) always appreciate the Good Rev's selections!











































Okay, suckers ... I'm off to see if I can find a nice little pic for tomorrow's HNT. Be here, you might like it.

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Thank You Friday!

Thank you CHURCH!!

Good morning motherfuckers ... welcome to the home of The Irreverent Reverend, a/k/a The Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children ... Thank You! Thank you for the excellent turn-out for yesterday's service, otherwise known as HNT. Oh yeah, suckers ... the Good Rev sincerely appreciates it, and so does the Volunteer. She's so fucking hot ... don't you think?

Okay, okay, enough of the mushy shit. Well, maybe not ... I love you, Congregation! You warm my heart.

And, a special message for the Volunteer ... You make me!

Okay ... that's enough. Here's a special little post for you Flock:


























Praiz The Lawd!

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HNT 11

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Ahhhh, yes, children, the Good Rev has been so busy in the Mission Field that he's been unable to post regularly ... think of the souls, though. Yeah, right.

Okay, suckers .... HNT, HNT ... you can always count on the Good Rev to be here on the most important day in Blogland. And, thank gawd the Volunteer did ... another two fer for ya!

Here it is .......



















Okay, flock, you know the routine ... get over to the side bar and go down!

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HNT 10

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, suckers, chant it with me ... HNT, HNT, HNT! Yeah, the Good Rev's favorite day in Blogland ... well, actually, the prep day is my favorite, but you knew that, didn't you?

The Volunteer likes the Laying On Of The Hands! And, so do I. That means you get a two for one HNT ... her beautiful legs, and my sweet fingers. LMAO!



















Now, children, do the right thing ... get over to the side bar and GO DOWN, starting with April. She likes it, you know ...

As of the time of this post: Woo Hoo ... wait till you get to Green Eyed Beauty and her lovely Twin Why Erika ... HAWT, HAWT, HAWT ... don't forget to come back to church if you feel the need to repent, confess, or just have a good time.

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Church Picnic

Tattooing

Good morning motherfuckers! Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Okay, children, the Good Rev was so busy this weekend, you know, getting snapped by the Volunteer in preparation for the upcoming HNT, that I totally forgot about the Sunday Hard Pounder. My apologies. I'll try to remember next week.

Now, suckers, in my quest to provide you with the very best in Artwork, I searched the world for unique tattoos, and found the following.
























Woo Hoo, as Head Support would say ... what a lucky tattoo artist! Mmmm, maybe I'll take up tattooing as a hobby!

Okay, that's all I have today ... stop by tomorrow, see what's UP!

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HNT 9

Hot, Hot Bod

Good morning motherfuckers!

Welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks.

Now, children, the Good Rev is kinda getting into this Hot Bod Wednesday thing ... but, only for the benefit of the staff, you know. I've searched the world for something worthy enough for Head Support and Pleasure Penguin. And, in the meantime, I've even managed to find a little something to excite the Worker Men ... they are still here, lurking in the back rooms of the Church, peeking out every once in awhile, trying to get a look at the beautiful staff!

Okay, okay ... enough of the mushy shit ... here's the Offering:























Be here tomorrow, suckers ... HNT, HNT. The Good Rev got the Volunteer to snap his fine ass ... just for you!

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Strong Armed Again!

Good morning motherfuckers, and welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, the Good Rev has been missing for a few days - held captive once again in the privacy of the Rectory by none other than Hilda's protege, pictured below.



Suckers, the Good Rev is a little tired, but recovering nicely and should be here tomorrow to present Hot Bod Wednesday ... you know, in honor of our illustrious staff.

Okay, be here ...

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Uni ... Cum

Zwack Unicum

Das ist ein Unikum, the Habsburg monarch Joseph II is reputed to have exclaimed to his Court Physician, Dr. Zwack, in 1790, when he first tasted this digestive liqueur. Today Unicum is the most popular drink amongst spirits in Hungary. We have good reason to be proud of the last 200 years during which Unicum has represented the best in quality and Hungarian tradition with its unique taste and packaging. Although the exact recipe is a carefully guarded family secret, it can be divulged that Unicum is made of over 40 different herbs and spices, blended and distilled before being aged in oak casks for six months to create its inimitable flavour and harmony. Unicum has a beneficial effect on the digestion, and it can be savoured either as an apéritif or as a digestif. You can drink it chilled, yet its rich taste can be appreciated the best at room temperature. Hungarians like to steep prunes in Unicum and serve them together with the drink, straight or in a long drink – the ultimate digestive miracle, and delicious.
























Make you wanna drink?

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