All I can think of when I see that is ...oh LAWD...
Well, let's just step into the confessional so I can tell you all the dirty things I want you to do to me with that finger. Shall we?
Greenie...the purple dildo was left in the fourth pew.
As usual, for all the faithful, condoms and Holy Lube are located for your convenience throughout the church. I've even scattered about anal plugs and cockrings! See if you can find them!!
Greenie...I seriously am LOVING your eyes right now.
I think we need to play with the green dildo next in honour of your beauty.
Your sister's encouragement was a good thing.
I wish I had a sister.
Today's lube flavours are green apple and mint. Depending on what your taste buds are in the mood for. It's always good to have options.
Speaking of Sisters....does this church have any nuns? Cos I've got this thing for wondering what they wear under their habits. I mean, is it kind of like goin' commando under a kilt sort of a deal?
Nuns here should wear mini-skirted habits. Hands down. With garters and fishnet stockings. No headpiece required. Just interest in a piece of head.
Oh, it swivels all right. Let me put fresh batteries in and show you just how fast it can go....
Yes, it tastes just like Apple Pucker! Yummy!! In fact, I'll even make you an Apple Martini before we get started. Hell, I'll make me one too....I'm pretty good with a shaker. They're fun!
Anybody else want in on the Apple Martini action?
Absolutely. I second the nuns wearing no panties rule. Not only will the worker men and the Reverend be happier....but so will I! Yay!! We'll have to keep those dildos handy when the Nuns are playing pool....They better be careful who they're bending over in front of....
Revvie...yoo hoo....we miss you...come out, come out, wherever you are! Don't you wanna come out to play?
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Yes I know I am "Number One". Thanks
AWESOME! Hold it proud father!!!
Amen. Hallelujah.
right back at ya.
Had to blink my eyes and look again!
*OK, I know that purple dildo's around here somewhere!"
My, my, my...Reverend...
All I can think of when I see that is ...oh LAWD...
Well, let's just step into the confessional so I can tell you all the dirty things I want you to do to me with that finger. Shall we?
Greenie...the purple dildo was left in the fourth pew.
As usual, for all the faithful, condoms and Holy Lube are located for your convenience throughout the church. I've even scattered about anal plugs and cockrings! See if you can find them!!
Strumpet,
Thanks!
*whew, I've been needing that one something fierce all day!*
Greenie...I seriously am LOVING your eyes right now.
I think we need to play with the green dildo next in honour of your beauty.
Your sister's encouragement was a good thing.
I wish I had a sister.
Today's lube flavours are green apple and mint. Depending on what your taste buds are in the mood for. It's always good to have options.
Speaking of Sisters....does this church have any nuns? Cos I've got this thing for wondering what they wear under their habits. I mean, is it kind of like goin' commando under a kilt sort of a deal?
Nuns here should wear mini-skirted habits. Hands down. With garters and fishnet stockings. No headpiece required. Just interest in a piece of head.
Strumpet, *blush* Thanks, girl! Green dildo it is! Does it swivel? I love those!
Is the green apple like an apple martini? If so, I'll take that!
For our nuns, you forgot to add NO panties! That way, when they're playing pool, the guys around are happier!
It's all about sharing the love!
Oh, it swivels all right. Let me put fresh batteries in and show you just how fast it can go....
Yes, it tastes just like Apple Pucker! Yummy!! In fact, I'll even make you an Apple Martini before we get started. Hell, I'll make me one too....I'm pretty good with a shaker. They're fun!
Anybody else want in on the Apple Martini action?
Absolutely. I second the nuns wearing no panties rule. Not only will the worker men and the Reverend be happier....but so will I! Yay!! We'll have to keep those dildos handy when the Nuns are playing pool....They better be careful who they're bending over in front of....
Revvie...yoo hoo....we miss you...come out, come out, wherever you are! Don't you wanna come out to play?
~sticks tongue out at the Reverend~
I could have just made one of them faces.
But, that was so much better...
Hope everyone is having a fabulous night.
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