The Good Rev Worships ...

Yes, children (motherfuckers to be exact), another glorious Monday is upon us. What a beautiful fucking weekend The Good Rev had. Yesterday's Hard Pounding Service was a bang, as usual, faithful, and, alas, The Good Rev is recovering in sunny Fort Lauderdale. Now, if he can get off his fucking lazy ass and find the camera, maybe he can return with some pics of hawt babes in bikinis, unlike that last time, eh?

Okay, okay, I'm getting to the point here pretty soon.

Faithful, praiz the lawd, if you were not around this weekend, I encourage you to read Saturday's post at your earliest convenience. There's some hot shit info in there that you need.

Now, suckers, today's post is a most special one. Yes, faithful, the other day Strumpet and I were in the Parsonage, about to begin a Spanking Session. It was her turn in line, and boy, was she excited! I had just finished up with the fine ass of Head Support, so my hand was sore and I needed to kill a little time to let the blood flow back into my fingertips. So, I asked this tender Tight End, that had been placed before me, exactly what the word, 'reverend,' meant to the sweet Strumpet. That little bit of Mental Build-up Time is so important before the glorious sound of the Holy Hand hitting her hot flesh. Our Supply Sergeant's response made me so hard, I figure, it is my duty to share it with all the faithful, so they know just where I stand. So folks, here you have it ...


Even though a lot of us have our own titles here at the Church of Hard Fucks....the Pleasure Penguin....Tight End Supply Sergeant....Head Support....Worker Men...

The most Illustrious Title of All to hold here is, of course, our most Beloved Reverend.

What does it mean to be a Reverend?

What does it REALLY mean????

Ultimately, it means he takes VERY good care of us, making sure we are disciplined and all taking care of one another.

But, let's take a further look inside....

A deeper look....

Just like Eazy E, I'mma...

....break it down...

Revere....end....

It's really quite simple what he is here to do, ladies.

You know it.

I know it.

Revere: suggests awe coupled with profound honour (Thank you, Mr. Webster...you've got quite a tongue.)

In being the Tight END Supply Sergeant here at our wonderful sanctuary...I've got quite an arsenal about what the rear means....so, we'll get right to the point...

In its most incomplex meaning...

The good Reverend is here to WORSHIP OUR ASSES.

He's sooooooo GOOD at it too.

We line up to feel his hand and paddles chastise the skin of our posteriors with relish.

He sets aside time from his busy missionary work to schedule spankings in various locations throughout the church for all the faithful.

Thank you, Reverend.

You worship well.

Now, why don't you take off your pants and let us all do a little worshipping of our own?

We'll see you in the Rectory.

Girls, grab the condoms and Holy Lube.

It's time to show our appreciation.

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Hallelujah, faithful, The Good Reverend does indeed worship your asses. So, keep on bringing them by!

Thank you, Strumpet, you rock girl!

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN