Art Lesson!

Good morning motherfuckers, welcome to the Church Of The Hard Fucks!

Yes, children, this, I suppose, is the only church on the face of this here Blogland that provides educational opportunities for its flock. I know you came for the sermon, but as an added bonus, here's some rather awesome Erotic Fine Art!



















Makes you want to take up Archery, doesn't it?

Now, suckers, here's something totally Irreverent for you ... the lyrics of ...

My Prayer
Unknown Artist

oh lord, won’t you listen to my song?
everything right in my life is all wrong
but there’s one thing I was hoping you could do for me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

oh lord, I’m a sinner, that’s true
but after all of the terrible things I’ve been through
there’s just one thing in the world that can save me
oh lord, could you send me some pussy?

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and waterfalls and butterflies
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh lord, I’m not asking you for money
I’m not askin’ you strike down my enemies
I’m not asking you to part the red sea
but I would love to part the lips of a pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and unicorns and angels
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

oh I hope you don’t mind taking this time to listen to me
the world is a mess but we could fix it I’d guess
if we just had more pussy

I love pussy, eatin’ pussy, stickin’ my penis in a pussy
I also like rainbows and gumdrops and lollypops
but your greatest invention has to be
sweet, sweet pussy

In the famous words of Green Eyes (aka Head Support), Woo Hoo!

Spank?

Hallelujah (69x)

AMEN